Goodbye, Dirty Dan Sorensen!
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Former <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> safety Daniel Sorensen is leaving Kansas City after 8 seasons to sign with the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Saints?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Saints</a>.</p>&mdash; Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) <a href="https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1507445924054056960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 25, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Surprised the Saints went with him over Tyrann lol

WOOHOO! So relieved. Now please make the team, Dan. Don't you ****ing dare be a training camp cut!

or is badger next and that's how they closed him. Hey, sign my friend and I'll pick you.

Niemann next please!


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Best news yet!

Tyrann asked for someone to blame for all the things he doesnt do any more.

There is a god

Good. It was time for sure.

Who wants to break the bad news to Saints fans about what they are getting?

Link: https://saintsreport.com/threads/sai...rensen.472693/

Veach ****ing it up again!!--DTVietnam and Tex.

K bye. Thanks for the moments, but dude...you just aren't good enough

Steve Spagnualo:

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Revenge signing for MVS.

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Best news of the entire offseason tbh

I'll be honest. He was such a liability in ways, but Dirty Dan had some of the most epic clutch plays in the Superbowl run any player could wish for.
Hats off to Dan Sorenson - he left it all out on the field. Sadly there is not much left to give.

They should really stick it to us and sign Niemann too!

No Sorenson = No Tyreek

Back to flat!

Hill was sacrificed for this.

REJOICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Okay now this is epic

Loved ya in the 2019 playoffs but you suck these days. Insert hit the road Jack and don’t come back gif.

I feel the same way. He just stuck around a year too long.

Gotta thank the man for some of his amazing game changing plays that won us some very important games!!

Thank You Dirty Dan!


But also, he was not good 75% of the time. He cost us some games too. Was more of a liability than asset for sure. Glad to see him move on, finally!!

Who would have thought Dan Sorenson would be signing BEFORE Tyrann Mathieu! WOW


Id still bring Tyrann back if he was willing and reasonable money wise.

Take it easy DD

Bye Dan!!!! **** you!

Nah nah nah nah!
Nah nah nah nah!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Good bye!

I’ll never forget his tackle on that fake punt play ran by the Texans in the playoffs, it was legendary.

That play single-handedly changed the momentum.

Hey you dumb mother****er, get to the romper room and address your thread.

(heads to the RR)

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Thank you for all you have done Dirty Dan. I have no hard feelings against you and wish you the best moving on. I really rather you just retire as a Chief but this is fine. You have given us great memories and EFFORT that if you weren't a slow white boy you would have made a bigger impact with your effort. Thank you Dirty Dan one of my favorite Chiefs OAT.

The Saint's aint going make the playoffs but I bet he is going have some hella good gumbo while he is there and shrimp.

Take Ben Niemann with you!

Great. Just what we need, another poster throwing up unrelated tweets in random threads.

It's funny because he tackled our new safety.

Sigh. I love you dude,but you are such a such a homer

reerun

Take care.

100 miles worth of blown coverages have left One Arrowhead Drive this offseason with the departures of Sorensen and Hughes.

thanks for the big plays Dan.

Yep. Also that hit he made on the goal line against the Browns in the playoffs. Forced the touchback.

Saints must've gotten Dirty Dan's and Tyrann's numbers confused... thought they saved Matthieu's number as Chiefs Safety...

Dirty Dan finds a new home before Tyrann.

All jokes aside, Dirty Dan deserves better.

It’s not his fault the Chiefs kept him 1 year too long.

He made many big plays in big moments, and played a huge role in our SB.

Thanks Dirty Dan!

Oh for sure. I love the guy. KC should love him, dude is a Chiefs legend.

And let's not forget forcing the fumble on the Texans' kickoff.

Or the pick-six last year against the broncos.

Or the "WR not paying attention" pick-six a few years back against the Raiders.

Dan was a big-play machine for us.

Playoffs Dirty Dan!


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Stud.

I'm sorta kinda going to miss him

35 posts...CPs slacking, lol.

I'm not. Dan is the better player.

Im not. Saints are stockpiling draft picks.

Perfect signing for them.

Thank you God!!

I’m legit shocked anyone wanted him on their defense unless they are intentionally tanking

He got signed before honey vadger

Haha omg that shit is funny.

I wish it weren't true though. God DAMN he put DD out there a shit ton.

Loved it when he blew up Tannehill in the AFC championship game. I remember thinking that they almost have to call a penalty when a QB is hit that hard.

I'm surprised his wives were OK with moving to somewhere as depraved as the Big Easy. And its also hilarious that he got signed before Honey Badger. Bye DD. Don't cover anybody deep...

wives... I knew he was mormon but I didn't realize he was running a two-fer

also waiting for the
"Does Dirty Dan go into the ROH now" thread to show up ROFL

Haha omg that shit is funny.

I wish it weren't true though. God DAMN he put DD out there a shit ton.

I need a lot of help to know who is on and not on this team.

LMAOROFLLMAOROFLLMAO

SORENSON GOT SIGNED BEFORE BLOODY VADGER!!!!!

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God I hope we play the Saints this year. And I hope Niemann leaves asap too.

I'm not mad he's gone just wish he retired before last year and not embarrass us or himself. I made that for the Run it back campaign when we were all pumped for the Super Bowl and DD was making plays. Losing that Super Bowl really took a hit and we haven't recovered but I'm still flying high from SB LIV so I'm not letting anything damper that and I'll be a homer just for that. I can't help it. Before Mahomes I was ready give up football but he rejuvenated my Spirit was heeled.


I'm just as happy he is gone as everyone else. I just paid tribute to him for our Run it Back Campaign drawings i did. I can't hate a guy for effort now Honey Badger had more talent but also caught the EB Spirit Heel and so he can **** off.

You can call me a Homer and I suppose I am after LIV Lombardi and parade I just can't seem get so worked up but people railing on decisions that will better the team in the long run or players I like I'm going to defend. It's called optimism. Now I know we are going struggle on defense for much of the season until our rookies take over and exceed or just improve. We do however have Sneed Gay and Bolton so we won't be so bad.

The reason I'm most excited about this season isn't any of the play-makers we may or may not have that is going be played out i TC. I have a boner for this offensive line and I can't help think about the pancakes Trey Smith is going have and the dominance of this line. No matter who Running Back runs they are going get 5yards a carry and Patrick Mahomes is going have a hay day passing the ball to targets other than Tyreek so he is going have to be cerebral with the ball. I guess that's homerism. We haven't had a losing season under Andy Reid the 5th most winning coach in the NFL. I'm optimistic for winning more champioships and Lombardi doesn't mean we will get it done this year but this draft is going say a lot about our future.

Sorry I'm so excited that this offensive line put together last year is going be so dominant that everything else will fall in place and we will be ok. Not sorry to be a homer of my favorite football team Teh Kansas City Chiefs.

I'm just glad the leadership of our D won't throw his hands in the air after a TD, when he's made bidness decisions all year, lol.

See ya HB!

I'm going to miss seeing him back there tbh, he didn't suck nearly as bad for the later part of the year last year but was probably the worst Chief ever for those first 5 or 6 games besides that play on Mayfield which made him throw the interception to seal the win.

The saints just gave up 6 touchdowns.

Bingo. The Saints want the number one pick. Why do you think Sean Payton did't want to coach them anymore and retire? He knew they were up for a rebuild and he didn't have it in him to do all that and tarnish his record as a HC. This is a smart move for the Saints in that regards.

Dirty Dan following Scott F U J I T A in his footsteps.

No way. Honey Vadger loathes Sorenson.


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Agreed. Top Dirty Dan moments:

1. Tackle on the fake punt in Houston playoff game
2. Knocking the ball out for a touchback when the WR reached for the end zone in the Browns playoff game
3. INT on Rivers to end a huge regular season game against SD
4. Knocking Tannehill stiff in the Titans playoff game, Tannehill stopped running after that
5. Knocking the ball out on the kickoff return in the Texans playoff game
6. Huge hit for the 4th down stop in the AFCCG vs the Patriots (our only defensive highlight the whole game)
7. Pick 6 last year (his only highlight in 2021)
8. Giving that dude the soup bone that got him his nickname

What am I forgetting?

Won't sniff the playoffs!!! :deevee: :grr:

Seriously, the guy made some huge plays for us over the years and I hoped he would retire a Chief. He never whined, called out the fans, or left cryptic toots. He kind of reminded me of some of those old Chiefs that left everything on the field and never backed up to the pay window (cough Berry, Badger). But his play last year was poor and it was time for him to go.

Thanks for your time here, Dan.

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wat

**** the haters! Dirty Dan was a class act. :thumb:

LMAO

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