Going to the Official Raiders Draft Party... What to wear...
 

So as you can guess by my handle, I live in Vegas... I loathe that the Raiders have invaded my city. However, I do get to watch my Chiefs beat up on them in person ever year now so that's a plus!

One of my buddies is a season ticket holder (of really awesome seats) for the Raiders so he got the invite to the Official Raiders Draft Party and invited me along.

While I had no problem sporting my Mahomes jersey at the game, I fear that wearing it AT the official Raiders draft party might get me shanked.

Thoughts?

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Wear something Neutral like a Harvey Williams Jersey or better yet Marcus Allen would be great.

Yeah but do you wear a Chiefs Marcus Allen jersey?

Dress up as a probation officer you won't have any problems.

Raiders party? Bulletproof vest?

Most definitely !!!:thumb:

Only if you can also pass as law enforcement or some kind of Al Davis sweats.

Wear a Chuckie mask !!:p

Bo Jackson Royals jersey


I think they have a jersey custom made of Raiders and Royals jersey?

Cool Water and an ankle monitor if you want to fit in.

Face and neck tattoos, no deodorant for a week prior, black out at least 2 of your teeth (or actually knock them out for better effect), Arnette jersey, facial scar, feces stained dickies.

Wear a custom t shirt saying go team.

Wear a shirt advertising the brand of mascara their pussy ass QB wears.

I actually think pretty highly of Carr... he's a solid dude.

Put fake money in your wallet and carry a debit card or cash in a hidden compartment in your shoe.

Also make it so that when they do steal your wallet and open it they get blue dye ink all over them.

Wear whatever you want and mutter that a lot. With drool for authenticity.

Probably still get shanked, it's a raider event after all.

Fear and loathing

Dress up as the Crypt Keeper and they will think you are an Al Davis look a like or actually Al Davis


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Wear that lil thong I got you for your birthday last year

Insert Chiefs draft party high five GiF here

He probably is. I stand by my burn, though. LMAO

if it were in KC you could just take your dentures out and wear a white wife beater tshirt with some BBQ sauce all over it put a couple condoms in your pocket in case you see a cousin and you will be good to go :thumb:

Wear a JaMarcus Russell jersey.

That would be funny

For $89 plus $300 in his pocket, you can wear titty meat’s load.


Seriously, have a good time, but definitely wear a Marcus Allen jersey.

That would indeed work if the Raiders' draft party was in KC.

Gloves for all the clapping, hand warmers on your shoulders

Go with a Chester McGlockton look.

And I'm freaking out that there is now an original post and a Post 1. When did that happen? Is the original post now post 0?

Orange jumpsuit.

I’m heading there with my Raiders friend as well. Never been to Vegas so I’m pretty excited about it. Been something we had both always wanted to do since back in the day. Since I’m divorced now, figure a draft get away to Vegas sounded like the perfect vacation to me.

Winner.

I used to have a nice black dry fit with a chiefs logo in silver, with different colors of grey/silver sleeves. It’s what I always wore to my buddy’s raiders games. Right colors wrong logos.

Goes for OP as well..
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This is GREAT! Top notch CP humor here.

Wear an Al Davis track suit.

Dildo's glued to an orange jumpsuit

A Henry Ruggs III Jersey and a set of handcuffs. Bonus points if you're walking around pulling off a bottle of Old Crow.

I suggest a JaMarcus Russell jersey and a Chiefs hat.

Simple but effective

A bag of dicks. Then, pass them out as snacks.

This would be perfect.

NSFW

Raiders jersey with lots of Chiefs Arrows sticking into it…….would confuse the hell outta them lolol

Assless chaps if you want to blend in.

All chaps are assless.

Just wear a JaMarcus Russell jersey.

An Amari Cooper Cowboys jersey

Maybe bring your preference of jelly or syrup

A Tyreek Hill SB LIV jersey! :thumb: No, wait :doh!:

I was going to suggest Vegas isn't Oakland and the dirt bags from any team won't be attending the draft party so roll with whatever jersey and colors you want but Bwana just did the mic/drop of the thread.

I would only add maybe moulage a little air bag burns on your face? Too soon?