100 posts in this thread and I will reveal my favorite pro football team in the NFL
 

Good luck!

Would rather u CUM!!1!

Okay now this is epic

DO IT!

Interested

200 posts and I'll share naked pics of my ex-wife.

This is my first post in this thread!

This is my second post in this thread!

I've got a small inkling that we share the same tastes in professional football teams!

If you give me 32 guesses, I’ll probably get it right

Will they be pics of her not wearing Chiefs gear, or some other team?

You took the words right off my keyboard.

Let’s make this happen!

I’ll tell you one thing, I know the answer is not the Denver Broncos because only losers like that team, and carcosa is a WINNER.

OMG I GOT TO FIND OUT SO I'M GOING KEEP POSTING THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

It's not the Chargers because that's like finding a Unicorn shitting rainbows.

What if the mods lock this thread at 99 posts? We may never know!

Oh dear God, I hadn’t thought of this!

Hurry everyone! Make posts!

At 100 posts I will reveal my load!!!!!

I've been wondering who it is for years!!!

In

Short story
 

Helicopter Ride


Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, “Ethel, you know that I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.” But Ethel would always reply, “I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”

Finally, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, “Ethel, you know I’m 87 years old now. If I don’t ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance.” Once again Ethel replied, “Walter, you know that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”

This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple’s conversation and said, “Listen folks, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you! But if you say just one word, it’s 50 dollars.”

Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel.

The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still there wasn’t so much as one word said.

When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Walter and said, “Wow! I’ve got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn’t. I’m really impressed!”

Walter replied, “Well to be honest I almost said something when Ethel fell out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!”

I'm ready for the reveals, c'mon folks let's get this sucka moving upwards!

I am doing my part for the cause.

It's not going to require a Carr or any other vehicle to get there, top sirloin prediction that is.

Hint... Its not the Raiders... I'm more excited for the ex wife pic promised after 200 posts..

Merge with expecting thread

Erect with anticipation

I hope this goes better than the This is Us ending. I've been hearing commercials that is going to end. Since like ****ing forever

Posting for the ex-wife pics.

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME, I CAN'T WAIT 70 MORE POSTS!!!

WHICH TEAM IS IT?!?!?

Objects in mirror may be closer and Larger than they appear to be, cuz Tejas!

Vegas is going to get involved and mess with Carcosa's internet connection. I just know it

you ever been interested in pornhub?

Our ****ing server better not go down. DaFace you better keep your shit together before we fix your face. This is like finding out the verdict int the OJ case.

When this gets to 69 posts, I will literally LMMFAO

I heard the ex wife looks like Brooke Pryor.

How excited are you?

300 posts and I'll share naked pics of your current wife.:p

Keep this on the front page

Are we there yet??

We’re only at 40?

I am disappointed in you, ChiefsPlanet. You’re losing your passion. You’ve forgotten what you stand for, or at least what you once did.

I mean, this is carcosa. Revealing his favorite NFL pro sports team! For you!

I’m very curious which team a member of ChiefsPlanet cheers for

Could be Raiders, Broncos, Chargers, Patriots, Bucs, Niners

wut

It's not so simple.

TEX cheers the Dolphins for sure now that the love of his life left for Miami.

Let's just get to 100 so we can confirm for sure.

Good point. Also, Asterix is a pussy who disappeared when the Chiefs overtook the Patriots in the AFC. That doesn’t have anything to do with this, but it’s worth pointing out as often as possible.

If you have not decided yet, may I suggest The Kansas City (KC) Chiefs

Carcosa, Trivia King and man of mystery...

LETS US ****ING GOO!!!!!!

The Chanel Post

Oooooooo we’re halfway there

Yes

My body is READY

let's Go...

LETS. ****ING. GOOOOOOOO!!!!

bet it’s the Cowboys

It could be any team!!!

I'm guessing Lion's.

I bet it's the 6000 Year Old Earths!!!

The earth isn’t anywhere near that old you ****ing moron lmao

Oops my bad!! I always confuse the earth's age with how long it's been since the Denver Broncos beat the KC Chiefs lmao

Very easy 2 do!

#63...

I'm going to help get this topic to 100 posts by quoting every single good post you made individually.

And there we go. We're up to post 100 something now, right?

This thread is losing its burst.

Keep grindin!

There's a gleam, men! There's a gleam!!

Just saw seether and breaking Benjamin. The show was great

Can't wait to tell you guys, you're gonna freak out

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Proud of u!!!

Uh, this is ridicules. Let me guess? The Kansas City Chiefs? :)

Needs more cowbell

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Will it be one of these teams -

Akron Pros / Indians* (1920-26)
Brooklyn Lions (1926)
Buffalo All Americans / Bisons / Rangers (1920-29)
Canton Bulldogs* (1920-26)
Chicago Tigers (1920)
Cincinnati Celts (1921)
Cleveland Bulldogs* (1923-27)
Cleveland Tigers (1920-21)
Columbus Panhandles/Tigers (1920-26)
Dayton Triangles (1920-29)
Detroit Heralds (1920)
Detroit Tigers (1921)
Detroit Panthers (1925-26)
Detroit Wolverines (1928)
Duluth Kelleys/Eskimos (1923-27)
Evansville Crimson Giants (1921-22)
Frankford Yellow Jackets* (1924-31)
Hammond Pros (1920-26)
Hartford Blues (1926)
Kansas City Blues/Cowboys (1924-26)
Kenosha Maroons (1924)
Los Angeles Buccaneers (1926)
Louisville Breckenridges (a.k.a. "Brecks") (1921-23)
Louisville Colonels (1926)
Massillon Tigers (Attened the August 1920 meeting, but never fielded a team in the APFA/NFL)
Milwaukee Badgers (1922-26)
Minneapolis Marines (1921-24)
Minneapolis Red Jackets (1929-31)
Muncie Flyers (1920-21)
New York Brickley Giants (1921)
New York Yankees (1926-28)
Newark Tornadoes (1930)
Oorang Indians (1922-23)
Orange Tornadoes (1929)
Pottsville Maroons/Boston Bulldogs (1925-29)
Providence Steam Roller* (1925-31)
Racine Legion (1922-24)
Racine Tornadoes (1926)
Rochester Jeffersons (1920-25)
Rock Island Independents (1920-25)
Staten Island Stapletons (1929-32)
St. Louis All Stars (1923)
Syracuse Pros (1921, it is disputed whether or not this team actually joined the league)
Toledo Maroons (1922-23)
Tonawanda Kardex (1921)
Washington Senators (1921)
Youngstown Patricians (1922, joined league and had schedule planned, but never played)

Or one of these -
Brooklyn Dodgers/Tigers (1939-07)
Cincinnati Reds (1936-39)
Cleveland Indians (1931-1936)
St. Louis Gunners (1929-1934)
Los Angeles Bulldogs (1935 - "probational" franchise)

Or
Baltimore Colts (1950)
Boston Yanks (1944-48) / New York Bulldogs (1949) / New York Yanks (1950-51)
Dallas Texans (1952)

Perhaps one of these is your chosen team -

Arizona Cardinals
Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Houston Texans
Indianapolis Colts
Jacksonville Jaguars
Kansas City Chiefs
Las Vegas Raiders
Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Rams
Miami Dolphins
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
New York Jets
Philadelphia Eagles
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tennessee Titans
Washington Commanders

Possibly!

Could be!

Perhaps you only want to use the team name, then you could use this list to select your team -

49ers
Bears
Bengals
Bills
Broncos
Browns
Buccaneers
Cardinals
Chargers
Chiefs
Colts
Commanders
Cowboys
Dolphins
Eagles
Falcons
Giants
Jaguars
Jets
Lions
Packers
Panthers
Patriots
Raiders
Rams
Ravens
Saints
Seahawks
Steelers
Texans
Titans
Vikings

You never know!