Mahomes is having another kid
 

Just saw on his IG. Congrats the the GOAT

Yay

AFC West QBs sure do like having kids.

I hope he doesn't have to get a second job. Kids are expensive.

If it is a boy another Chiefs draft pick in 2043!

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Just need Patrick to play long enough to pas the torch to Pat III when we draft him.

Ugh. He didn't exactly get better after the first kid. Brace yourselves.
And that woman of his will now be twice as insufferable.

Honeymoon baby! Congrats for the newlyweds!

Please be a boy! Mahomes Jr needs to be in the league soon. He can catch passes from his dad when Mahomes is 45

Oh for Christ Sake, **** off.

Best wishes to the happy family! Mahomes is an awesome dad.

you know I'm right tho

Looks like Brittany doesn’t do Anal

JFC.. :shake:

Oh no, he's going to miss so much sleep again!!!!!

/97% of CP.

Great, a playoff time birth

PM III coming soon

Good job OBJII!

Can’t wait to jack off to those pregnancy titties again

Came here to post exactly this

I'm almost certain they could afford a nanny or 3 if needed.

Congrats, stud!

:humping:

Yeah, other future HOF QBs have never been fathers while simultaneously going through their playing careers.

Oh wait...

Lmao major epic!!!!!

Eat a bullet you ****.

cool beans....in other news, its almost time for football

Or swallow! ROFL

To be fair she says she’s not sure the baby is hers

he sucked after the first baby. Now brittney is going hag mode for sure

Man, I would have hated to be their age with internet spotlight. What a bunch of judgemental worthless ****s. The internet at times truly makes me hate humanity.

Nice work Pat. Congrats to the beautiful family!

Had a kid.
Had his worst season.
Fact.

So when is barstool going to report a story about Brittany faking her pregnancy because some bullshit gossip journal has "sources."

Me to

exactly

Lmao okay now this is just getting crazy levels of epic!!!

I wonder if their next child looks like a white person too.

Would it be considered a bomb, because he went deep?

Or

A hand off since he was so far up the Fallopian tube?

:LOL:

Don't understand myself why young famous athletes in their prime Don't wait to have kids until they are in their mid-30s. Then they can actually be around when they grow up and focus on their craft before having a family.

I freaking knew it!

The guy is 26 and already been with his woman for 10 years.

Ain't a thing wrong with that. I'm 60 and have been with the same woman for 42. If you live someone, you don't leave them unless you're a POS.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it.
I was commenting on a post that said athletes should wait until their mid-30s to have kids.
That's probably easier to do if you're just getting married your 30s and haven't already been with someone 10+ years at age 26.

You seem really spazzed out over great / positive news about Mahomes & his family. That's pretty shitty of you.

Congrats to Mahomes & his wife on the baby on the way!

https://www.gamblingsites.org/app/up...e-Family-1.jpg

Mahomes doesn't do anything half@$$ed. He's gunning for Rivers biggest family as well.

LOL

#15 is gunning for ALL the QB records!!

Zero Super Bowls.

Hope that's not where PM's headed.

Because they’re going to take one away? ****ing dumbass.

You should make him sit on a broomstick for that comment

He got it pre-kid, your holiness. We should all be worried about what two kids will do to him. One kid set back his game quite a bit. Please pray for him.

Good old cocksmoke20002 shitting up another thread





Brittany must have the Golden Pussy.

Glad you could add some class to it.

If you weren’t Beta Max, you’d understand the powers of The Golden Pussy.

Mahomes already has a ring…more than every shitty charger QB combined.

WTF are you even talking about?

Notice the wife with the dark circles under her eyes. ROFL Everyone else ,not so much.

Let’s go to the Hy-Vee gate and settle this once and for all

How itchy is it exactly to have that much sand in your vagina?

You can almost hear Rivers wife’s uterus sighing in that picture.

PozBlow2k couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a pocketful of pardons. Of course he’s unhappy Patrick and most people on the planet are having intercourse. As always with that turd, normal people are getting laid, PozBlow2k home like.

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We sure it's his?

https://media3.giphy.com/media/21I4B...gO8XJh/200.gif

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:LOL:

I wrote "Zero Super Bowls" under a picture of Rivers and all his kids.
How can that be so complicated?

Then I wrote, "Hope Mahomes isn't headed there"...as in...in the future.
Not that complicated.

Then there's Rodgers, who's no kid having ass can't even get to a super bowl anymore. If we are trying to make dumb ass connections between fatherhood and winning championships.

QBR
2018 - 80.3
2019 - 77.7
2020 - 78.1
[Precious Sterling arrived]
2021 - 62.2


Just pointing out facts.
Save your fury for the posters that think PM actually purposefully threw the AFC Championship Game.

Why are you so desperate to defend this asinine connection between Mahomes' kids and his quality of play? I'm almost convinced you're trolling.

Almost?

I give people too much credit, sadly.

Congrats! 38 here.

Whatcha talking about? It's just CP tradition. Make a few claims , argue incessantly back and forth, claim victory while telling the other party they are the lowest form of life on earth. Rinse, repeat over and over for hundreds of posts. It isn't just a DC phenomena either. It infects the whole planet on anything. Even marinating a steak. Like who gives a ****! It's a steak.

Incel status confirmed.

pats gonna have kids until he gets a boy, Trey

Mahomes kid will be born on Super Bowl Sunday. Just hours before Mahomes wins his second SB, and then will name his kid Champ.

I bet he was doggy pounding the shit outta that thing. Proud of you Patrick.

To be honest, I get where he’s coming from and no one can say it is or isn’t accurate….

I think the majority of posters here think he could do better in the wife category and she seems a bit nuts but again the normal posters here chalk it up to he’s happy, it’s love who cares?

But let crazyness and kids with the crazy girl start adding up and it does take a toll. Hopefully she is being the mother she needs to be while he works on his career

He has been with this "crazy" woman for half his life. I don't get people who think she is bad for him. Do you ever hear stories of her interfering with his work? Of her being dramatic about how hard he works? Actually, she seems to have had a real positive impact on his fitness.

She seems to be very close with his teammates. And seems to have actual interest in her husband which I'm not sure you can say for a lot of qbs wives. The only drama she causes is with social media who doesn't like her and Patrick has proven he doesn't give a shit about it. Have yet to see any story where she has treated him badly. It's quite possible he loves her and likes having someone in his corner. a weird thought,I know

Congrats on the sex Mahomes

You have to be one miserable son of a bitch to act like a troll in a Mahomes baby thread.

WTF is wrong with you psychos?

That's a really weird take.