***Official Tyreek Touches Tracker 2022 Thread***
 

We will track in this thread his pace to beat 159 possible catches in a season.

We may as well track his dollar's per target too.

Just to make sure we got the better end of the deal :D


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His per targeted throw dollar amount as far as I can see last year, is $98,116. Add in his rushing attempts, it drops to 94,348.21 :D

Sex crime registry?

I know my AV would imply I'm talking about DeFiler Watson, but we're talking about Mr. Hill. :D

Why do we care?

man im ready to move on from tyreek. love him, wish he was here but he isn't anymore.

mental health check

We don't care. He's running his mouth cause he's bored and wanting to be a moron. It's not relevant.

We need a starting point, so this is the current count:

https://media.giphy.com/media/FoTZLg...WInZ/giphy.gif

Who gives a shit?

Hill is history. Along with his hopes of playing for another championship.

Let the dude count his pennies while Mahomes and the boys compete for another title.

Nickhead, Red Dawg and Mahomo4Life walk into a bar...

They take a seat at the bar, and say “bartender...

I wish this guy tried to rob Crocodile Dundee.

Why not? If he wants to run his mouth claiming he was underutilized (which was far from the case) then we should track his targets.

Rookie move. There's two months before even the pre season. This thread will be long gone from the front page and forgotten about by even the OP, before Tyreek touches a single football.

oh hell naw!

at the very least, once his season is over, i will bump this thread :D

What an awkward thread

Tyreek needs to move to Romper

I really did it this time.

I feel like a Randy Moss style "TUA'D" thread would be far more entertaining, for all the times Tyreek is underthrown by 15 yards.

By midseason they'll have Hill playing 50% RB handing him the ball. They'll realize he's too fast for Tua's 20 yard DEEP BALL.

LMAO

i would agree with you, with the exception of, i don't think miami will expose tua like this. they don't want that narrative running in league circles :D

ETA:although i like the acronym

T =Tyreek
U=Underthrown
A=All
D=Day

don't care about this non-Chief

How’s he doing?


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We're 2-0 I don't care

Ban this thread and the dipshit that started it

He went over 150 yards had the zoom in shot at tecmo