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RealSNR 08-02-2022 07:21 AM

Anybody want to point and laugh at Belidipshit basically making Fatricia his OC?
 
Just me? Okay. Well, I think it's ****ing hilarious.

https://www.nbcsports.com/boston/pat...proach-offense

It can be argued Andy Reid's arrogance in Philly making his OL coach his defensive coordinator was a huge part of the team's tank process and what (thankfully for us) got him fired.

This isn't Andy Reid promoting some asshole to OC and it doesn't matter because Reid is the one running the show anyway. Belichick claims he's going to have (and has had) a huge hand in coaching the offense himself, but yet again, what the **** is he? I don't care how many years he's been a head coach doing everything. He's not an offensive coach. He's not and never will be an adequate coach for his young QB. And ESPECIALLY not Matt ****ing Patricia.

He doesn't exactly have any player-leaders, either. He doesn't have Peyton Manning running the show with some old fart nobody Tom Moore in the background just signing off on it. His offensive veterans haven't been with the team more than a couple of years, and he's got an extremely young QB with nobody on the staff to actually coach him who has spent their entire coaching career on the offensive side of the ball. It's a coach dependent team and he hired himself and his former defensive bozo to be the offensive coaches.

I don't know if Kraft will have the balls to tell him to hang it up after this inevitably and spectacularly fails. Belichick might still keep coaching for awhile. But until he goes back to the standard formula of hiring offensive experts to run the goddamn offense and hiring coaches in general to coach specific operations, the team will be a tremendous clown show. And I'm here for it.

Sassy Squatch 08-02-2022 07:41 AM

Belicheck really isn't all that great without Brady to run the offense, it seems.

Edit: Wow, it's worse than I assumed. Belichick is 70-79 overall without Brady and 29-58 against teams with a .500 winning percentage or better.

Skyy God 08-02-2022 07:43 AM

Not only unqualified but an alleged rapist.

ClevelandBronco 08-02-2022 07:43 AM

It wouldn't matter at this point if he made Kathy Griffin his OC. Belichick is the coach Lombardi wishes he could have been.

RealSNR 08-02-2022 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 16391535)
It wouldn't matter at this point if he made Kathy Griffin his OC. Belichick is the coach Lombardi wishes he could have been.

Belichick WAS that coach.

Greater-than-Lombardi coaches don't do this kind of shit.

wazu 08-02-2022 08:05 AM

With Belichick I guess I just don't think it matters. Has he ever had a good assistant? Seems like every on of them gets completely exposed once they leave the Patriots. He'll probably muscle that team to be a little above .500 this year, maybe take the last wild card spot.

Red Dawg 08-02-2022 08:08 AM

Bill is back to being a loser. The NFL help is gone and the allure of playing there is gone.

ClevelandBronco 08-02-2022 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16391549)
Belichick WAS that coach.

Greater-than-Lombardi coaches don't do this kind of shit.

Or they do whatever the **** they want. He couldn’t erase his legacy if he pulled out little Willie at halftime and started wanking it on national TV.

RealSNR 08-02-2022 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 16391568)
Or they do whatever the **** they want.

...and pay for their hubris.

Legacy doesn't mean shit. NFL stands for Not For Long, man.

He's an old fart. He best start getting back to his winning ways if he wants to keep his job with the Patriots. This is no way to do so.

FloridaMan88 08-02-2022 03:41 PM

Imagine being Mac Jones and having to go to work every day with miserable pieces of shit Fatricia and Joe Judge as your coaches.

GloucesterChief 08-02-2022 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88 (Post 16392313)
Imagine being Mac Jones and having to go to work every day with miserable pieces of shit Fatricia and Joe Judge as your coaches.

He played for Saban so it is probably Battered Wife syndrome at this point.

Dunerdr 08-02-2022 10:06 PM

I was under the impression that he would not be named OC because as long as he’s just an assistant Detroit has to keep paying out the contract.

RealSNR 08-02-2022 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 16392895)
I was under the impression that he would not be named OC because as long as he’s just an assistant Detroit has to keep paying out the contract.

Well, I only said OC because there wasn't enough room in the title to type "offensive playcaller."

He's an offensive coach, which is stupid. He's a high ranking offensive coach, which is even dumber. And he's apparently going to call plays, which is about the worst and silliest thing I've ever heard.

If I were a position coach on that New England staff, I would be looking for another job next year. And if it all collapses spectacularly the way I think it can, I might not need to submit a notice. They'll can the whole staff.

Buehler445 08-03-2022 06:24 AM

So he hires his old cronie DC to be his OC for…reasons? That is intergalactically stupid.

MahomesMagic 08-03-2022 06:28 AM

As great as Belichick has been at coaching, even great coaches have blind spots.

It is well known that the Patriots way coaches thought their system was more important than Tom Brady.

DrunkBassGuitar 08-03-2022 08:07 AM

lol Fatricia

there's something about a lazy childish insult like that I love

PunkinDrublic 08-03-2022 09:44 AM

The man keeps a number 2 pencil tucked in his ear, clearly he knows what he’s doing.

wazu 08-06-2022 11:23 AM

Uh oh. SNR may be on to something with this thread.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">it’s almost as if having Matt Patricia in your ear as a young QB instead of a real OC is a bad plan <a href="https://t.co/ePtEcrz8bY">pic.twitter.com/ePtEcrz8bY</a></p>&mdash; Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1555922897314713600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 6, 2022</a></blockquote>
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RealSNR 08-06-2022 11:27 AM

Yeah for SNR being right!

wazu 08-06-2022 11:47 AM

Yeah, here’s to the first of what will hopefully be many victory laps.

rabblerouser 08-06-2022 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 16397375)
Yeah, here’s to the first of what will hopefully be many victory laps.

Yeah, Belichick doesn't give a shit. He's collecting paychecks and got one for his rapist buddy, too.

rabblerouser 08-06-2022 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16391514)
Belichick claims he's going to have (and has had) a huge hand in coaching the offense himself, but yet again, what the **** is he? I don't care how many years he's been a head coach doing everything. He's not an offensive coach. He's not and never will be an adequate coach for his young QB. And ESPECIALLY not Matt ****ing Patricia.

Actually, Matt Patricia was an offensive assistant and then offensive line coach for the Pats before he switched to defense.

RealSNR 08-06-2022 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 16397580)
Actually, Matt Patricia was an offensive assistant and then offensive line coach for the Pats before he switched to defense.

The last time the dude even thought about an offensive playbook was 2005, when he was assistant OL coach. He wasn't even the fully fledged position coach. He did what Scarnecchia told him to do and how to do it. And the year before that he held the glorious job title of "offensive assistant" which isn't even a ****ing quality control job.

I'm sure he'd be fine coaching OL again. Or even a completely new position. Being the offensive playcaller and pretty much (not in title but in practice) the OC?

I mean... I was once a pizza delivery driver. That doesn't mean I use "pizza delivery" to describe my career.

This shit reeks of Patriot Way arrogance. Pioli used to pull shit like this all the time. "We've got a job opening? So-and-so is the right 53, so it shouldn't matter if he's qualified or not."

Rainbarrel 08-07-2022 05:09 AM

The Mafia like the Amish need to bring in fresh blood to keep the inbreeding defects at a minimum

Rausch 08-07-2022 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16397744)
The last time the dude even thought about an offensive playbook was 2005, when he was assistant OL coach. He wasn't even the fully fledged position coach. He did what Scarnecchia told him to do and how to do it. And the year before that he held the glorious job title of "offensive assistant" which isn't even a ****ing quality control job.

I'm sure he'd be fine coaching OL again. Or even a completely new position. Being the offensive playcaller and pretty much (not in title but in practice) the OC?

I mean... I was once a pizza delivery driver. That doesn't mean I use "pizza delivery" to describe my career.

This shit reeks of Patriot Way arrogance. Pioli used to pull shit like this all the time. "We've got a job opening? So-and-so is the right 53, so it shouldn't matter if he's qualified or not."

Good. I've been waiting for them to consistently fall out of the playoffs for years...

wazu 08-07-2022 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16397744)
The last time the dude even thought about an offensive playbook was 2005, when he was assistant OL coach. He wasn't even the fully fledged position coach. He did what Scarnecchia told him to do and how to do it. And the year before that he held the glorious job title of "offensive assistant" which isn't even a ****ing quality control job.

I'm sure he'd be fine coaching OL again. Or even a completely new position. Being the offensive playcaller and pretty much (not in title but in practice) the OC?

I mean... I was once a pizza delivery driver. That doesn't mean I use "pizza delivery" to describe my career.

This shit reeks of Patriot Way arrogance. Pioli used to pull shit like this all the time. "We've got a job opening? So-and-so is the right 53, so it shouldn't matter if he's qualified or not."

The resume alone doesn't disqualify him from being an offensive coordinator. Went back to check, and Andy Reid actually never held the title of offensive coordinator anywhere. Mainly an o-line and TEs coach until he was Favre's QB coach a couple of years, then went to Philly.

RealSNR 08-07-2022 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 16398504)
The resume alone doesn't disqualify him from being an offensive coordinator. Went back to check, and Andy Reid actually never held the title of offensive coordinator anywhere. Mainly an o-line and TEs coach until he was Favre's QB coach a couple of years, then went to Philly.


How many years was Andy Reid a position coach? How many offensive positions did he coach? Everything but RB and WR it appears. Did he ever take an approx 17-year break from coaching offense?

Is Matt Patricia creating new plays? Figuring out what the players do best and scheming a way for them to be effective? Has he ever done that on offense? When he has one year as assistant OL coach, do you think he was very involved with that kind of thing the way Andy Reid was in GB?

wazu 08-07-2022 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 16398511)
How many years was Andy Reid a position coach? How many offensive positions did he coach? Everything but RB and WR it appears. Did he ever take an approx 17-year break from coaching offense?

Is Matt Patricia creating new plays? Figuring out what the players do best and scheming a way for them to be effective? Has he ever done that on offense? When he has one year as assistant OL coach, do you think he was very involved with that kind of thing the way Andy Reid was in GB?

Maybe not. I suppose there is the possibility he had some involvement in some of that as a head coach. Although that doesn't inspire a lot of confidence if results matter.


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