Living his best life...
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What’s the dog thinking about? <a href="https://t.co/viw5BOdIhj">pic.twitter.com/viw5BOdIhj</a></p>&mdash; Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) <a href="https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1564349882198097920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Pondering Buechele vs Henne and where Kinnard fits.

I hate (untrained) dogs

"I love pissing in the ocean..."

Wondering if he'll ever find out who the goodest boy is

Only if the surf calms down enough for him to see his reflection.

If fish had posted that, there probably would have been a shark or a jet boat involved.

We've all been there, spirit animal.

Rimjobs.

Thinking about sniffing butts, probably.

His owner went into the water and never came back out but he's still waiting.

That dog has it made. While most of CP sits a a cubicle, he's chillin on the beach. Tonight he will **** a living thing, while most of CP will beat off to roster cuts.

Was this pic taken in Belize by chance?

Cross thread humor continues to win at a rapid pace....

Josh Gordons dog?

What's he thinking about?

Probably that episode of Boy Meets World where Cory's dad loses his job and Shawn teaches him to be poor. So many funny moments in that plot, sure way to smile and relax the mind.

We are all connected by the same energy.

Thinking about what his favorite hamburger chain is.

I have never viewed that thread. Apparently I should have kept up on it. Looks like all the good stuff was deleted.

My limerick of Cave is still there.

That's a well trained dogs. You can see the shadow of his owners legs in the latter portions of the video. The owner told the dog to sit and so the dog stayed sat.

Hey carr4mvp, you want in my auction draft fantasy football league that drafts this Sunday at 10am pacific? It's free. A spot is yours if you want it - I'll kick this one guy out that I don't think is gonna show up for the draft and replace him with you. You let me know.

He certainly wouldn't have picked Burger King, otherwise the poor dog would have uncontrollable diarrhea.

That dog was under a sit command I'm telling you boys. Look at the shadows involved in the production. None of you train dogs.

Literally nobody cares. It's a Twitter post on a football message board.

Why do you hate life? Go be a Debbie Downer somewhere else.

John 12:25: Anyone who loves their life will lose it, while anyone who hates their life in this world will keep it for eternal life.

"My dog food's up 120%, my balls got cut off, my bitch left me for a Doberman, I can't take a decent piss. Maybe it's time to sleep with the fishes."

We got receipts don't worry

That’s not true. I trained your mom to roll over.

As he rightfully should be.

I know it doesn't have a strong female lead Mr. Spott but you should watch the film "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood". That was a well trained dog in that. I've had some dogs that were that good, all Malinois. German Shepherds are good too but the Malinois are the best at this. Hey look at that, the dog in this tiktok is also a Malinois, innit?

He's thinking about that time he licked peanut butter off some chick's cooch in Belize.

That's not a Malinois. :spock:

Contemplating the ending of "A Star is Born" circa 1937?

This bitch live next to you??

I was thinking the same thing.

To be honest I dont really know what a Malinois looks like. Usually when I encounter one they are biting me on the orders of the police. They bite hard I can tell you that.

Super awkward when that same officer has an escaped fugitive and needs my bloodhounds and me to escort them. Pretty awkward moment down here in Johnson City, Tennessee tbh.

He's trying to figure out how to hump the ocean's leg.

Vladimir_Kyrilytch makes me sit and stay in the dumbest ****ing places.

I think I will leave CP forever.

I think I will call Michael Vick to come pick me up.

Real talk, owner is a bit of a dick for telling his dog to sit where the tide is rolling in.

YoU doNt SaY

By far and away the best 11 words you have posted on this site.

the dog might be old, his paws and butt look possibly stuck in the sand, dogs get arthritis and might have had a hard time moving so decided to sit there and enjoy the wave.

Yeah that’s where badgirl was from. Good tie in from a long time mult no doubt. I’m sure you lived down there and in Oregon. Probably lived in Connecticut too!

This can apply to humans too!

"At least I'm not driving a Nissan ****ing Murano"

Underrated..:clap:

“WILSON!”