Help with my new Radio show
 

So you guys have always been a great source for material. Lots of fun and interesting and creative people in this group so I’m coming to you again…

I have a new feature on my show called Dear Carlota..
it’s an advice/Q&A feature. Random questions personal questions relationship advice career advice etc.

So if you guys have any questions for me whether it’s personal whether it’s random or looking for advice on anything I don’t care I would love it. I will answer the questions on my radio show and in most cases I make them a video as well. If I do answer your question I will make sure to let you know when I’m answering it and give you the link so you can listen. Here’s a couple videos so you understand the idea.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPnDxJA/

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPnDXrU/

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPnhWpM/

That's a dangerous ask in this place my friend

ARE YOU GAY?

What are your thoughts on air fryers?

Would you ever consider purchasing a 700.00 drone?

Ever been to Belize?

Easy one for you;

How did you get your big break in the industry? Was any luck involved or was it 100% undeniable talent?

Trust me I’ve been on this site for 25 years? I know the danger that is a head. It’s all good lol

Only if you are :-):evil:

This should be a topic

No luck at all. I commuted for 3 hours a day for my
First gig, which was a horrible station that played elevator verions of Stones tunes. Then I made a tape (resume) from
That station and was told that I had more balls then a pool
Table and was hired on the spot.
And here I am 30
Years later 🤘

What are the best things to do and places to eat around Vegas if you don’t really gamble or drink or care to see Hoover Dam?

There are a ton of restaurants and shows. But I feel bad for anyone visiting Vegas that doesn't gamble or drink you're missing out on a gigantic amount of fun and you only live once.

You could interview interesting people from CP.

Oh dear god....a CP pod cast. Hell hath freezeth over

:doh!::eek::clap:

How do you feel about Belize as a romantic getaway?

Would you rather be an immovable object or an unstoppable force

Does just the tip count

Maybe you can get to the bottom of when DK Metcalf is coming to KC.

Just read Claytex's posts in the dating thread with a bedtime story voice. Would fill days of podcasts as viewers tune in to hear a 40 year old get cucked.

This danger lived near you? ;)

Will Travis Kelce fornicate with Gracie Hunt?

When will we resign CJ Spiller?

Should we have drafted Mahomes over Geno Smith?

Have you ever shat at a Kohl's in Nevada?

I have been with many unclean women, yet I have never had an STD, not even HPV. What is wrong with me?

Ever watch an AIDS infested dumpster fire at Burning Man?

Should DaFace fix his shit or just let it be?

Did Clay elope to Belize?

Who do you feel more sorry for:

Ubeja or the coyote?

Which brothel is the best?

Can we send Dick pic's ? Not sure how that works for radio but at least you'd have them for yourself . Just a thought.

Are the numbers 69 and 420 as hilarious as we think? Or are they actually more hilarious?

Marry, ****, Kill.

Matt Cassel, Scott Pioli, Todd Haley

OK , here's one..... What is the most intimate tattoo you have Carlota and what does it mean ???

I’m guessing downward facing arrowhead on her chest surrounded by some weird greenery

Those aren't arrowheads, bro.

I'm betting one right above the landing strip that says "open for business"

Is love worth losing your best friend?

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Looking around at the current threads in Chiefsplanet -

Questions from Pants (Overland Park) -

Is it OK to have a sports star sign your balls?

Will the signed balls become more or less valuable with more signatures?

Should you keep the signatures private, or would it be OK to share and bring them out for a party?

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Question from Cave Johnson (Living in a dream)

Is it OK to have a pretend girl friend?

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Question from Rainman (My house because that is all the law will allow)

I "knew" an (UFO) alien. Am I still a good person?

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Question from Wisconsin Chief (Wisconsin of course)

I really bad mouthed my wife's family concerning a birthday party conflicting with a Chiefs game. Turns out my wife and her family read Chiefsplanet. Who knew? How do I repair the damage?

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Question from Hammock Parties (I really don't have a question, but I wanted to be included in this)

Is it OK to well, not make up stories, but add to them? It makes them more interesting, and I enjoy it and people like me for it. Thank you in advance.

That right there is how you do it. Excellent questions needing answers.

Russillo had a user submitted life advice section in his pod. I’d recommend listening to it for some pointers. It’s really good and really popular.

I’m the most boring dude on the planet. So I probably shouldn’t have a ton to do with content.

You sir, sell yourself short. You work hard. Have common sense and put food on the table not only for yourself but for many others. We need more like you.

Thanks for doing what you do!

Whom is your favorite NFL professional football team of all?

Dear Carlota.

Did this girl live close to you?

Dear Carlota,

Is love worth losing your best friend?

Edit: Damnit Rabbi, you stole mine

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Delilah…but with a certain amount of edge. Cool and hot.

Great questions!

Lotws of great questions...I will keep you updated on when answers are aired :thumb:

You've gone from a radio station in LV to tiktok?

Do you ever interview book authors or do you just stick with rock stars?

What is your favorite hamburger chain?

Do you think the ease at which music can be created and distributed has helped or hurt the music industry?

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Both. I know it sounds like a cop out but it's the only right answer...

Dear Carlota,

I have this imaginary girlfriend that I told everyone about and I am real ashamed. Sadly, this isn't the first time. See, my Mom thinks I am a real ladies man and that I am attractive. She always tells me so.

Truth is, I am a 36 year old virgin with no money, no job, bad complexion, out of shape, still live at home and sleep on a couch in the attic. I spend most of my time online playing video games and posting tall tales on social media sites.

I really want to come clean but I am real embarrassed.

What should I do?

Signed.
CJ

No, Im on in Sacramento and New Orleans

Great question.
Ill let ya know when I answer this officially

Love it!

That's a bitch of a commute.

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Have you ever ate a hot dog with cream cheese?

No it’s actually the best commute ever. From my bedroom to the kitchen for coffee and then into my home studio. I love it.

Heres one of
The latest
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPEWSfE/

Strike three you're out.

Dude you are trying too hard, it's forced and not funny.

This is being answered at 1:30PM today 1.5 hours from now. You can listen at
KRXQ.com

can't get a laugh if you dont try


im sure you have better so lets hear it


I gave it a shot, it bombed... thats ok... it happens.. what do you got?

Here's one from HOC thread.
LMAO
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...09#post5398009

Is Love worth losing your best friend?

I fell in love with my best friend or did i become best friends with the one i loved? hell even im confused.
for almost 6 years i spent all my time with my best friend ,alot of good and bad times that i would not take back for anything in this world but im not sure she feels the same way about it as me and that is killing me inside.

What do I do?
Sincerely, Shyguyms

PS I'm also a registered sex offender

shygums last post was in 2010.



RIP

Answering this today around 3:30pm CST

KRXQ.net:)

RIP? No, hope he burns in hell.

oh damn!


I joined that year (Apr. 2010) so I missed the shygums era. Was he / she that much of a douche????

Have you considered getting the belize report on your show?

He was a child molester, so yeah

you got the link to that post? what the hell! He admitted it?


The thread super long and i didnt see the right part of it i guess

That's been a long time ago but as I recall someone outed him for it. I can't remember the details.