Queen Elizabeth II passes at age 96
 

The Queen has died. RIP to what always seemed like a classy lady.

Women and gay men all over world are reeling from the shock of a 96-year-old person dying.

I hate the aristocracy, but she wasn't bad as Queen. Charles is an idiot. He's going to suck.

Wow...what a run. RIP

Damn she was just on the fantasy footballers podcast on monday and sounded great.

Sad news. RIP Queen E...

Seemed like a classy lady RIP

Was it the covAIDS? The Queen and her Covid speech "we will meet again" ->https://youtu.be/2klmuggOElE

LMAO
I just hope we can make it through his reign. If we all pull together, I think we might make it.

Sorry Donger. She was a good Queen if you're into Monarchies

Again. My condolences Lassey.

Damn, i just saw on the news last night that she was in some sort of care. Well that escalated quickly.

I guess the rumors that she was part Alien Lizard and would live well into her five hundreds, has now been debunked

RIP old person that I've heard of.

She was a tough and effective leader in a job she never aspired to. RIP

Things are going to get interesting now. She was able to quell any coups during her reign, but we're in for a period of chaos in the palace. Stabbings, poisoning, and all sorts of palace intrigue. Who is King Charles going to kill proactively and who is he going to exile as he consolidates power?

This is actually the first molting of skins of many. She will return as another heir.

96 is 500 in lizard years.

When will the naked broads and dragons show up?

If I'm doing ANYTHING at 96 outside of shitting my pants and eye****ing the nurse who cleans it up, just shoot me.

she served so long, when she became the queen the members of The Beatles were still children. Crazy perspective.

Wonder if Charles will abdicate in favor of William.

Long live Charles, King of England! :D

I hear the French have a fleet of 100 ships and 20000 good men headed for England. Maybe they can fix this problem! Let us pray to the old gods and the new!

Seems unlikely to me, but who knows.

Nah, she'd been quietly cutting back on 'obligations' she hadn't missed in eons for a good deal of the year. More surprised she held on so long, started wondering if it actually was some obstinate but passing bug, rather than inevitable decline,

On the bright side, will be easy for me to recall her DoD henceforth, should the need arise.

If I was Meghan Markle I wouldn't be sleeping to soundly.

Ireland right now

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Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle will be paraded naked through the streets of London as King Charles eliminates his rivals for the throne.

Oooh snap.

France is making a move with their Navy. Taking advantage of the unrest.

She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.

I stopped caring about the British monarchy in 1776.

Longest serving monarch in documented world history, I believe?

Liz Truss, trusted member of the World Economic Forum, gets appointed to be the next Conservative PM
Not too long later, the Queen dies


Time for England to start up another War of the Roses.

Rest in piss bozo

Are the French planting trees around their armada?

Never understood peoples - especially Americans - fascination with the "Royal" family.

Perfect example of the Stockholm Syndrome.

Why would he?

The UK can do as they like, but I wouldn't be surprised if this is the beginning of the end of the British monarchy.

Money's on Harry and the Queen of Yachts to succeed Charles.

A number of countries have voted out their monarchies. Outside of the Queen, their monarchy is not very respected.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Realizing our money is about to have Charles on it <a href="https://t.co/68Qtrl5NQ9">pic.twitter.com/68Qtrl5NQ9</a></p>&mdash; nicole (@nic_why) <a href="https://twitter.com/nic_why/status/1567926550938505216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This, because of this:

Like how Charles killed Di?

At 96, it could've been a dust bunny.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The British claim that it was given to them as a symbol of friendship and peace yet it was during colonialism. The British then replaced the name &quot;The Great Star of Africa&quot; with name of Chairman of Mine &quot;Thomas Cullinan&quot;. <a href="https://t.co/meudRY6D8O">pic.twitter.com/meudRY6D8O</a></p>&mdash; Africa Archives ™ (@Africa_Archives) <a href="https://twitter.com/Africa_Archives/status/1567877152074338306?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

What a life.

RIP, Queen.

FAX

Next season on the Crown is gonna be lit

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1. They're not rumors.

2. The other lizard people had to get rid of her because she knew what they did with Phillip. And why.

[sarcasm now off]

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Rep.

Bring her in for a look?

Keep whining.

To the victor goes the spoils.

She had information that could lead to the arrest of someone and was suicided.

Founding Fathers would be livid to see modern Americans upset over the Queen dying.

Wow, she was older than the Earth!!!

He'll make a fine Queen

Heard the Queen died while planning her Belize rendezvous with Cave.

Had a good run, RIP.

JESUS

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I heard the chief monarch of a thieving raping genocidal empire is finally dying. May her pain be excruciating.</p>&mdash; Uju Anya (@UjuAnya) <a href="https://twitter.com/UjuAnya/status/1567863337991512064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

He always has.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes <a href="https://t.co/KIH7Ns1oSS">pic.twitter.com/KIH7Ns1oSS</a></p>&mdash; A����*♂️ (@Akzyy) <a href="https://twitter.com/Akzyy/status/1567864200952745985?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

In other news

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Too young, she had a lot of life left.

OMG someone on twitter said something outrageous. Please keep the thread updated every time this happens.

I didn't Belize it when I first heard it.

So is there a King now? There has only been a Queen my entire life

Don't want to ruled by an empire?

Beat it. Like America did.

NFL kickoff is tonight! AMERICA!

RIP

I think it was her husband, Phillip that said he wanted to come back (if reincarnated) as a virus to depopulated the planet. They seem like nice people. :evil:

ouch

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">May Charles do better than Elizabeth. <br><br>May he apologise for slavery &amp; colonialism. <br><br>May he return the Skulls &amp; Skeletons of Zimbabweans in British Museums. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/QueenElizabeth?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#QueenElizabeth</a> failed to do that in her 70 year reign <br> <a href="https://t.co/StPVGgOjBt">https://t.co/StPVGgOjBt</a></p>&mdash; ������������ ������������ (@KMutisi) <a href="https://twitter.com/KMutisi/status/1567946584767201283?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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This return stuff is dumb. Don't lose it in the first place.

king charles is going to continue being the sucks.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">British people gotta watch us laugh at the queen and play football with our hands tonight it’s gotta feel like 1776</p>&mdash; Young Person (@EricTrillman_) <a href="https://twitter.com/EricTrillman_/status/1567934938346840066?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

The real question is: what kind of dirt did she have on the Clintons.

Just like at Trenton!