Floridians urged to prepare for potential major hurricane
 

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Not Florida! Stay safe, Coochie Liquor.

Ian is hitting the wrong coast.

Better move the game to KC for safety precautions.

they could move it to new orleans, saints are in london

Nah, Arrowhead would be best

Why do so many people live in Florida? Terrible Terrible summers

Damn, I didn't even think about that.

Because we don’t have a winter and the summer lasts all year.

http://static.nfl.com/static/content...UnfairActs.pdf

Swamp ass 10 months outta the year

Got gas for the generator, water, food, propane and lots of beer. I should be good to go

The winters more than make up for the summer. While the rest of the country is freezing their collective balls off and trying to not faint every time the heating bill arrives, we're wearing shorts and debating whether or not to turn the ac on

My bill in the summer is 70% higher than the winter

My power bill runs about $250 in summer and drops to $60 in winter. I can't wait for that first cool front of the season to push through.

A+ strip clubs. I will give your state credit for that

Don't come to Pasco County if you like strippers with teeth and no track marks.

Propane you say?

Most of us here in FL already have ourselves prepared...we always keep a storage closet full of supplies during Hurricane season. For the most part we just have to "top off the tank" of little things.

LMAO I'm all set on propane accessories

Hopefully people can resettle there afterwards.

I don't live in Florida but I'm in PCB until Monday morning. Guess our timing is good.

I just had a brilliant idea. We should put a giant fan in Florida to blow the hurricanes toward the American west. That way the hurricanes can put out the forest fires.

Thanks brotha. I’ve been through a few down here. Francis and Jean destroyed our house in Sebastian. Stopping at the liquor store and stocking up. Told my wife if it hits during the day we’re gonna be doing lots of day drinking and sex!!

FL > everywhere else

LMAO

Miami is now a few inches outside of the cone… we good.

Hope that trend keeps up.

Good thing I’m about to get on a plane to Florida.

The farther out they are they tend to move slower than those cones show on the NHC website and they move further out. I could see this thing going right to the panhandle where they always seem to go.

Hope it kills Tom Brady

Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Cmon cmon cmon

I have a friend from Florida that just freaks out every spring when the sirens start with the tornado warnings. I've tried to tell him that just because there might be conditions which favor a tornado, it's not a hurricane and they are not predictable.

Because the summers are just as bad in Georgia and Alabama but at least Florida is fun

the uncomfortable reality that is a sinking tom brady

https://images.pond5.com/body-floati...522_iconl.jpeg

I wouldn't mind going without power for about 67 minutes if that happens. Anything longer than that and the house gets too hot so, **** that shit

I don't get it. Why do you care? Don't think about him and he is gone.

we all want to see tom brady suffer for the evils he has done to our favorite football team

When you lose power in the heat, is when you really notice the lack of basements.

Fortunately, I have propane generator backup.

ME TOO!!!!!!! I HOPE HE GETS EATEN BY AN ALLIGATOR

Out here in the Bay Area it never freezes and we have mild temp all year round. Rarely does it hit triple digit temps and there basically no humidity. Convertible weather year round.

Hope that CP member from Florida who's always bashing on California is staying safe if there is a Hurricane.

Earthquakes out here ain't no joke though. :D

Then the alligator gets eaten by Ubeja’s coyote lmao

Meh. It’s just two different forms of extreme weather.

It’s no more uncomfortable to be cold than it is to be hot. It’s no more expensive to run the heat than it is to run the AC.

People in the south have this crippling fear of cold weather like it’s ****ing torturous when they’re being advised by weather agencies to stay inside for 1-2 weeks every summer because of the extreme heat.

“Just drink water” you say? Okay. Then just wear a ****ing coat. It’s not hard.

I hope you enjoyed your nearly two weeks of forced power conservation “Flex Alerts”, resulting from California’s epic failure of a power grid.

The most state-specific form of death in Florida is hurricanes.

The most state-specific form of death in Alabama is being hit by beer cans that are thrown from pickups.

The most state-specific form of death in Florida is hurricanes.

The most state-specific form of death in Illinois is visiting Chicago.

The most state-specific form of death in Florida is hurricanes.

The most state-specific form of death in South Dakota is sitting with your back to the door while playing poker.

The most state-specific form of death in Florida is hurricanes.

The most state-specific form of death in West Virginia is staring up at rain with open mouths.

The most state-specific form of death in Florida is hurricanes.

The most state-specific form of death in Missouri is discovering agricultural operations in national forests.

Do Rhode Island.

Do Colorado and Von Miller

The most state-specific form of death in Florida is hurricanes.

The most state-specific form of death in Rhode Island is god withholding Providence.

The most state-specific form of death in Florida is hurricanes.

The most state-specific form of death in Colorado is Von Miller.

Wait, he's in Buffalo now.

The most state-specific form of death in Colorado is ... well, I bet Von Miller comes back to visit sometimes, so it still counts.

I don't even have heat or AC in my place, lol - don't need it in SD. Living by the ocean in SD is the epitome of weather perfection, IMHO.

There is absolutely no chance of the game being moved, postponed etc. just forget that BS talk.

For all you hurricane noobs….. the storm that’s trekking like this one….. they have no idea where or even if will turn util it gets past Cuba. There are upper level winds in the atmosphere that dictate steering of the hurricane. So until it gets past Cuba, they are guessing.

Yep you're the CA hater on CP I was mentioning. Please point at the doll where CA touched you.

Haven't had my power cut at all. I can't remember the last time I had my power shut off but I'm sure you remember the last time when a Hurricane came through and shut your power off.

The CA hater quoted above thinks you live in Hell all the while he lives in sweltering heat part of the year and faces Hurricane warnings. Last time I was in FL I walked up to the store from my hotel and the humidity was sweltering. I'd rather put a jacket on in cold weather.

San Diego has the best weather in the country. You should move to FL.

The few times I've been to FL I enjoyed what the state had to offer. Seems like a nice place minus the Hurricane stuff.

This!

ah it's "who needs a roof?" season in Florida again

Here is a picture below of licensed contractors throughout the country looking at a potential Hurricane approaching Florida.

https://cdn.kapwing.com/collections/...late-u4bd4.jpg

It's a little bit better than guessing or having no idea.

But yea, not an exact science this far out.

I like winter to be honest.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zrKb3W_J...ski+shorts.jpg

RIP Wild Bill :(


It doesn't get hot enough in Florida for heat advisories. At least not that I've seen.

That sounds like more of a desert thing, like in Arizona and Texas.

I wouldn’t mind them moving the game to New Orleans. I’m excited about this game since it could potentially be the last Brady-Mahomes matchup, but if my vacation changes from Tampa to New Orleans it opens up the weekend to a lot more fun. Aside from the potential big Red Friday party on the beach there is nothing that excites me about visiting Tampa for a weekend.

What he said….

I agree 100000000%

**** the cold. Hard.

I can function in crippling heat. Change a flat, play with the kids outside, etc.

When it’s cold, that shit sucks ASS. Smashed knuckles, frozen water lines, gelled diesel, etc. Kids are stuck inside being lazy assholes thanks to -20 wind chill.

Hopefully in before....

The hurricanes are worse because of climate change.

Florida gets a hurricane because of DeSantis.




Do what you can to prepare all cp members. Never been in one. Don't want to.

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Yeah, if you know how you dress yourself, the cold really isn't that bad. It's the humidity you can't escape if you're outside.

It's a ways out from where I'm at but the ocean here is as flat as a pancake. Beautiful!

Even if someone can’t afford a place to live there, at least the weather is nice for when they are homeless.

How many times has Florida been devastated by hurricanes? How many of those have resulted in significant power outages for large numbers of people? Why hasn't Florida "fixed the grid" to deal with a recurring weather phenomenon?

I never lost power once, but this was the longest and hottest heat wave on record in California. Over 1000 heat records were broken. This is a much more rare weather phenomenon than hurricanes in Florida, why aren't you calling out your own state?

Typical Floridians are amusing. There are some nice things about FL, but it doesn't hold a candle to SoCal.

Take that shit to DC.

My bad, edited.

When is this thing due to hit?

Right now it’s showing Friday morning south of Tallahassee, but yesterday is was showing Thursday about noon just north of Tampa.

Spaghetti models are moving it further out into the gulf. That bodes well for my neck of the woods

I’ve lived in South Florida for nearly 40 years… including during Hurricane Andrew… and I’ve lost power maybe for a cumulative total of 48 hours.

And I have never once had to deal with getting frantic text alerts from the state’s power operator, pleading to conserve power with the threat of blackouts as happened in California during their alleged “heat wave” a few weeks ago.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Yes, it was a myth, successfully propagated around the country. Busted.