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We deserve one more than the Donkeys do.

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This thread is DOA. **** the faid

Might as well start it off right.

Mark Davis has a bad haircut.

this thread won't replicate the Broncos one solely bc we currently don't have a Knowmo

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I liked it better when we were discussing donut shops and chicken chains.

Sir, that statement is an insult to bad haircuts.

I got more plans on that front. :thumb:

I googled blue waffle and it brought me to this thread.

no

no

the one consolation Raiders fans have right now is that the Donks look way worse than we do, despite the records. I ain't comforting a single one of those mouth breathers, I relish their misery.

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For the sake of accuracy the gay raider needs to be Mexican

Lol That's true. Eses do love the Raiders.

Exactly.

Here to leave my scent on this thread.
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I have a biz partner lives in Oregon but grew up in the Bay area. Big Faid fan. 30 years ago him and I used to bet on NFL games every week. You pick em. no points straight up. All games. Every year one of us would owe one or the other 20 or 30 bucks. The one thing I remember most was my bets on the Faid. I had this thing I drew up. It was a toilet and the seat cover had version of the faid logo with the skull helmet with the text saying.......
"commitment to excrement".
He is the same guy who had season tix to the faid when they moved back to oakland from LA. The first year they were back in Oakland we went to the Chiefs Faid game. Those Oakland peeps are crazy............

Well his daughter is pretty good looking though.


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You are correct. Attend a game there as a Chiefs fan and start celebrating a TD score/acting obnoxious when the Chiefs are up by a few and.......I felt sorry for those fans that did that.

<---- See my Avatar. Security protecting that guy after he took a few punches. I took that picture from my seat.

EDIT: 99% of the Chiefs fans in Oakland were treated with respect but once you crossed a line (Mostly drunks did that) then you were in for it. I myself always had a good time with Chiefs fans at the old Coliseum.

Derrek has been better for the Raiders, than the Raiders have been to Derrek. Then there is David to **** up any good will for the younger Carr

Mark Davis doesn't have a kid.

Sounds like Renfrow has been practicing and will play on Monday

Legit question - where do the CP Raider fans go to other than here for Raiders talk? Genuinely curious.

The prison yard.

The judges will accept "Pelican Bay" as an answer.

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I find this statement "Very Likely " true

It is a serious matter because there is no clear heir as of now.

The joke was that Gruden was going to be the heir. Of course, the emails have sunk that possibility. Woodson has been hanging around Mark quite a bit.

Mark is in his 50s. So if he wants a kid, he better start the process.

Those MIGHT be the biggest tits I've ever seen :eek:

Obviously adopted.

Also known as "the end of line".

Went on a tour there for a College course and that place holds the worst of the worst for California. Probably does have a few Raiders fans honestly.

It's Mark Davis long lost child. :harumph:

If Easy 6 likes that then it's OK to post here.

WTF is this shit? Bad enough we let the donkeys have a thread--both of these threads should be romper roomed.

Old news:

Faiders still suck ass.

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It's OK. They're an embarrassing franchise just like Denver. This thread will be good to make fun of them. He's doing us a favor here.

Ya'll had a good run with no playoff games either. The Chiefs are on top now so enjoy but they too also had their moments. Remember this banner being flown?

Denver/Raiders has had success before the Chiefs ever really did so try and be a bit humble. Seems the Chargers are the only team to not have a dominate run in our division.

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Honey or grape jelly?

WTF is this bullshit?!!?!?! Ever heard of SBI and SBIV??

I prefer grape.
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And the 1962 AFL Championship.

The Chiefs won three championships before the broncos ever won two games in a row.

That was the Dallas Texans. :evil:

;)

Are you 12?


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Q: What's the difference between felons and Raiders fans?

A: Felons do a lot less time in prison.

Q: What's the Raiders motto?

A: Three Hots and a Cot

Q: What is the Raiders favorite movie?

A: The Longest Yard

Q: What food do Raiders fans bring to tailgates?

A: Pork SHANKS and Toilet Wine