Who crashed the planet?
 

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Something is strange here

Finally back up. Shit

Who crashed the planet?
 

Discuss

Finally back up. Shit

Who crashed the planet?
 

Discuss

Where the hell is today's game thread?

I was just bitching on Facebook. Thank the lord I don’t have to see y’all’s faces anymore!

Thought they had finally #metoo this place

The Jews did.
—Prison Bitch

-Kanye West

Did not.

Hardware issue in the hosting facility. I think.

Your mom.

Nathaniel Hackett was managing server operations today.

AustinChief was pissed he didn’t make lewdog’s alpha list and shut it all down.

The rest of the mods showed up at his house with some pitbulls and forced him to reverse it.

Crazy, really.

Ghawt damn aliens, that's who

It’s so frustrating when I can’t post my Wordle results.

Al Davis.

That’s why I just watch porn.

LMAO

I missed you guys..

What happened?

DaFace did not fix his shit

I'm honestly surprised the VBB code hasn't been hacked yet. It's 14 years behind updates.

I tried to post a dick pic, but the file size was too large

I had a relapse waiting for CP to come back up.

Those micro zooms images require a lot of pixels to create.

I believe this is a sign the end is nih my friends

I did.

Wanted to prove to Lewdog that I belonged on the Alpha list despite my Raiders fandom.

It was very hard to get the angle just right so that the travel-sized deodorant looked like a full-sized.

The Illuminati were behind it.

Gisele Bundchen. She was pissed that Chiefs' Kingdom took her husband's manhood away from him before she could.

This. They didn’t like it when I revealed the truth about Bill Snyder throwing the 1998 Big 12 Championship game.

I’m a K-State fan. LHCBS didn’t throw anything. The Wildcats went purple pussies after they saw the UCLA score.

They’d have fisted Tennessee in the NC that year if they’d just kept their head down and finished off aTm.

This is a high quality post. Combined the most important threads from the last two days very nicely.

Great effort here. I wish more posts were like this. Well done.

this site crash lived close to you?

A clandestine operation by NFL referees to take down the message board that’s blowing the lid off their game-fixing operations

What did you all do while the site was down? I did a stinky shit into my toilet

Amatuer, I did three! :thumb:

I ran over a homeless dude then washed my truck to get his gross guts off the grill lololol

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All the cool kids played on CP Discord.

Ahem…

I wrote Clark Hunt a letter, asking for his daughter's hand in marriage. This could be big!

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then the midgets

I fapped while watching Patrick Mahomes II highlights and Double Penetrated Milfs split-screen, In my opinion the planet was down for exactly 420 minutes, lol