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Eureka 11-05-2022 12:13 PM

Who here clapped those Cheeks?
 
One of you guys gave up your Chiefs tickets for some ass LOL. Always two sides to a story but this lady seems to have crazy eyes.

Tell us your side of the story. ROFL

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This lady was supposed to go on a date to a Chiefs game. Met said date at the hotel in the morning. He clapped cheeks and then bailed but gave her the tickets to the game. People around the seats knew the guy she met up with so probably a STH.

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Hammock Parties 11-05-2022 12:15 PM

lol she hooked up with a guy on vacation, she's lying to herself

Hammock Parties 11-05-2022 12:19 PM

that guy is a baller - she fact she kept chasing him after indicates he was flashing money around, probably nice clothes, car, haircut, nice hotel

probably does it every weekend to some tinderina LMAO

scho63 11-05-2022 12:21 PM

She sure does have the crazy eyes, very crazy looking.

Hammock Parties 11-05-2022 12:22 PM

he cried in the car after? pull the other one babe

Titty Meat 11-05-2022 12:26 PM

This the chick from the liquor store that broke some chiefs story a few years ago?

T-post Tom 11-05-2022 12:26 PM

Yikes. Hope her folks never have to see that video.

notorious 11-05-2022 12:28 PM

She ****ed a dude within hours of meeting, and wonders about him. Guess what honey, you fell right into his trap.

Chad blew her back out. I wouldn't be surprised if he banged her after the game, too.

Hammock Parties 11-05-2022 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by T-post Tom (Post 16577890)
Yikes. Hope her folks never have to see that video.

the absolute effort girls will go to to make themselves feel better about rejection is hysterical

he likely does this 8-10 times a year and takes the cute ones to the game - he probably thought she was ugly

threebag 11-05-2022 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16577895)
the absolute effort girls will go to to make themselves feel better about rejection is hysterical

Seems like familiar territory for you after the chicks drop pity ****s

notorious 11-05-2022 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16577895)
the absolute effort girls will go to to make themselves feel better about rejection is hysterical

he likely does this 8-10 times a year and takes the cute ones to the game - he probably thought she was ugly

She had her rules all lined up until Chad made her throw them out the window.

Hammock Parties 11-05-2022 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16577906)
She had her rules all lined up until Chad made her throw them out the window.

she was so into him she was calling him after he bailed LMAO

probably left in a tesla

ChiliConCarnage 11-05-2022 12:36 PM

I'm in town briefly but would like to establish a serious connection.

This video feels fake

Kman34 11-05-2022 12:36 PM

Belongs in the would you thread…. And it’s a nope for me… annoying woman..

Hammock Parties 11-05-2022 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 16577916)
I'm in town briefly but would like to establish a serious connection.

i made a woman drive all the way from oklahoma once for a first date

scho63 11-05-2022 12:38 PM

I hope this isn't what GBlowfish has been up to with all his free time. :hmmm:

Hammock Parties 11-05-2022 12:39 PM

i wonder if this guy had a stolen laptop

T-post Tom 11-05-2022 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16577895)
the absolute effort girls will go to to make themselves feel better about rejection is hysterical

he likely does this 8-10 times a year and takes the cute ones to the game - he probably thought she was ugly

Assuming that the video is legit, this lady has a lot of “heartbreak,” therapy and antibiotics/antivirals in her future. Sad really.

scho63 11-05-2022 12:39 PM

This crazy chick lived near you?

Pablo 11-05-2022 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16577882)
She sure does have the crazy eyes, very crazy looking.

No doubt she ****s like a champ. Prolly some ass to mouth in the mix with that one. Didn't watch more than ten seconds of the video.

Hammock Parties 11-05-2022 12:45 PM

she also lied about it lasting 5 seconds

if so, why chase him? LMAO

TripleThreat 11-05-2022 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16577947)
she also lied about it lasting 5 seconds

if so, why chase him? LMAO

When I was younger, I'd last 30 seconds tops, and they kept chasing me. Maybe they were just too young and dumb though.

Pablo 11-05-2022 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 16577968)
When I was younger, I'd last 30 seconds tops, and they kept chasing me. Maybe they were just too young and dumb though.

They just wanted to see what a full minute with you would be like I bet.

Graystoke 11-05-2022 01:02 PM

I could give her 20. No more, I got things to do.
Dumb

Hammock Parties 11-05-2022 01:04 PM

i thought about tweeting this but it's so toxic LMAO

good vibes only, a true prince of the kingdom would have taken her to gates at least

TripleThreat 11-05-2022 01:07 PM

If this story is true, and the guy used his mom being in the hospital as his excuse to leave, he ****ed up.

Not only are there so many other stories to tell other than my moms in the hospital but I'm coming over here to bang you first - If he wanted to stick with the mom's in the hospital story, just have your friend call you at a specific time, act shocked, and say you'll be right back your mom had an allergic reaction to peanuts and is in the hospital and you hope to be back, and you'll stay in touch."

That way you're not giving her the time to decipher your dumb ass story and guilt trip you into taking your tickets.

Simply Red 11-05-2022 01:25 PM

I would need to see her butthole

Hammock Parties 11-05-2022 01:26 PM

my guess is the guy was married, and used the tickets to get her off his ass

hell he might work for the chiefs on gamedays, stays at the hotel saturday night, and gets the tickets comped LMAO

no way a single dude is giving up those tickets after clappin' dem cheekz

displacedinMN 11-05-2022 01:36 PM

um, no

Demonpenz 11-05-2022 01:47 PM

I played the video for 1 second and backed out of it

The Franchise 11-05-2022 01:51 PM

Clay seems to really be into this dude. You that hard up for tickets, man?

scho63 11-05-2022 02:42 PM

She traded sex for tickets- she just confessed to prostitution

threebag 11-05-2022 02:54 PM

This chick is a supermodel compared to the liberal yoga instructor and this chick is a 5 or maybe a 6 based on skill.

Jewish Rabbi 11-05-2022 03:00 PM

God damn that bitch is fugly but still somehow a fox compared to Clay’s “g”f

threebag 11-05-2022 03:03 PM

Yeah, I was generous with the 5…

threebag 11-05-2022 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16578218)
She traded sex for tickets- she just confessed to prostitution

It was a date, sound the all clear


Edit… you of all posters should have known this.

TLO 11-05-2022 03:05 PM

I took a poop at Arrowhead once. Terrible experience.

seclark 11-05-2022 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Hill (Post 16578268)
I took a poop at Arrowhead once. Terrible experience.

Inside or out?
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threebag 11-05-2022 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Hill (Post 16578268)
I took a poop at Arrowhead once. Terrible experience.

I had court once in Arrowhead, I had to plead my case to stay in the stadium. The other guy was ejected and then I had two ushers at each end of my aisle when I went back. Missed the whole 3rd quarter.

TLO 11-05-2022 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16578275)
Inside or out?
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Inside. :(

Bowser 11-05-2022 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Hill (Post 16578268)
I took a poop at Arrowhead once. Terrible experience.

For the love of God, why did you take it? And where did it end up?


https://i.imgflip.com/3mhjve.jpg

seclark 11-05-2022 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Hill (Post 16578285)
Inside. :(

I’ve bombarded a few used tampons in the parking lot shitters.
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Graystoke 11-05-2022 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Hill (Post 16578268)
I took a poop at Arrowhead once. Terrible experience.

For the love of God!
What a sicko

threebag 11-05-2022 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Hill (Post 16578268)
I took a poop at Arrowhead once. Terrible experience.

Pete Rose the urinal?

Papi 11-05-2022 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16578289)
I’ve bombarded a few used tampons in the parking lot shitters.
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displacedinMN 11-05-2022 03:34 PM

https://media.tenor.com/3tVpEgAqocsAAAAM/giggle-ew.gif

seclark 11-05-2022 03:40 PM

Sorry, but I don’t know of any Kohl’s at Arrowhead.;)
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KCUnited 11-05-2022 03:40 PM

Guessing he saw that face droop and figured she was having a stroke and did what any of us would've done and bailed.

Coochie liquor 11-05-2022 04:00 PM

Would not let those teeth near my dick!

T-post Tom 11-05-2022 04:28 PM

Can we merge this thread into the Greyhound thread?

Hammock Parties 11-05-2022 04:29 PM

what if...it was a player? LMAO

CLAP THESE CHEEKS THEN MAKE EM TASTE THESE CLEATS!

KCUnited 11-05-2022 04:32 PM

Only possible player ****ing that might be CEH because of his shit vision but he apparently hit the hole so probably not then.

rabblerouser 11-05-2022 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16577875)
lol she hooked up with a guy on vacation, she's lying to herself

Must've been in Belize, because no woman would ever admit that she hooked up with some random incel in Belize.

Pre- or post-hurricane, it doesn't matter.

rabblerouser 11-05-2022 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16577894)
She ****ed a dude within hours of meeting, and wonders about him. Guess what honey, you fell right into his trap.

Chad blew her back out. I wouldn't be surprised if he banged her after the game, too.

Chad blew her back out in 5 seconds, eh?

rabblerouser 11-05-2022 05:38 PM

It escaladed for 5 seconds?

Bullriders last longer, but he deserves ALL the escalades for taking one for the team and even lasting that long...woof.

TimeForWasp 11-05-2022 05:39 PM

He used his mom because he didn't want her to know he was a Chiefs player and was in the game she watched. Good Job Pacheco.

Bump 11-05-2022 06:17 PM

very few chicks can pull off the nose ring, she isn't one of them and it's kind of pathetic on a woman her age IMO.

Eureka 11-05-2022 06:51 PM

SO who was it that gave up their tickets to clap Cheeks? Here are some guesses.

Probably Bearcat since he hasn't shown his face in this thread. Possibly Over Yonder as he seems like someone to road trip to clap cheeks it seems and my final guess is Staylor26 as the excuse used in the story sounds like something he would say.


Most likely it's threebag though as this chick seems right up his alley. So does she work at a grocery store, a bank, or as a barista?

BigRedChief 11-05-2022 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16577882)
She sure does have the crazy eyes, very crazy looking.

Crazy eyes? You want to see real crazy eyes pal? ROFL

Flying High D 11-05-2022 06:59 PM

She seems nice.

Jewish Rabbi 11-05-2022 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 16578609)
Crazy eyes? You want to see real crazy eyes pal? ROFL

I’d rather see a picture of your dick next to a stick of deodorant

TomBarndtsTwin 11-05-2022 07:53 PM

Is there anything more pathetic than posting on TikTok that you got played like a ****ing fiddle?

****ing millennials.

Titty Meat 11-05-2022 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16578684)
I’d rather see a picture of your dick next to a stick of deodorant

Yes!!!

threebag 11-05-2022 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 16578605)
SO who was it that gave up their tickets to clap Cheeks? Here are some guesses.

Probably Bearcat since he hasn't shown his face in this thread. Possibly Over Yonder as he seems like someone to road trip to clap cheeks it seems and my final guess is Staylor26 as the excuse used in the story sounds like something he would say.


Most likely it's threebag though as this chick seems right up his alley. So does she work at a grocery store, a bank, or as a barista?

She’d have to have mega skills, cause she ruff to watch.

Eureka 11-05-2022 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag (Post 16578746)
She’d have to have mega skills, cause she ruff to watch.

She'll make you bust in 5 seconds. Is that mega skills?

Pitt Gorilla 11-05-2022 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16578218)
She traded sex for tickets- she just confessed to prostitution

I'd have sex for 2 tickets. What section you in, ladies?

Skyy God 11-05-2022 09:05 PM

That girl crazy AF.

threebag 11-05-2022 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16578769)
That girl crazy AF.

You can Belize that :thumb:

stevieray 11-05-2022 09:12 PM

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Skyy God 11-05-2022 09:22 PM

Got digits on a 4’11”, 85 lb girl tonight.

Never gone quite that small, it’s a bit of a PR goal.

threebag 11-05-2022 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16578801)
Got digits on a 4’11”, 85 lb girl tonight.

Never gone quite that small, it’s a bit of a PR goal.

Puerto Rico?

Jewish Rabbi 11-05-2022 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16578801)
Got digits on a 4’11”, 85 lb girl tonight.

Never gone quite that small, it’s a bit of a PR goal.

Didn’t you just say like 3 days ago you’re still dating your fake girlfriend that you didn’t take to Belize?

Also, congrats on getting the phone number of a 13 year old. Tell Mr Blonde that you came from CP when you get to prison

rabblerouser 11-05-2022 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16578684)
I’d rather see a picture of your dick next to a stick of deodorant

billay sees this post and you'll have a PM in yer DM, big boi.

Skyy God 11-05-2022 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16578821)
Didn’t you just say like 3 days ago you’re still dating your fake girlfriend that you didn’t take to Belize?

Also, congrats on getting the phone number of a 13 year old. Tell Mr Blonde that you came from CP when you get to prison

She’s out of town and I’m kinda annoyed at her.

Also, little girl is 23, thx.

rabblerouser 11-05-2022 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16578856)
She’s out of town and I’m kinda annoyed at her.

Also, little girl is 23, thx.

Journey would tell you don't stop Belizein', Crave.

https://chilloutradio.com/wp-content...01/Journey.jpg

LoneWolf 11-06-2022 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16578856)
She’s out of town and I’m kinda annoyed at her.

Also, little girl is 23, thx.

Jesus Christ, man, you are such a lying tool. Not only do you keep doubling and tripling down on your original lie, you keep stacking other lies on top of it. You really need some act right and I hope someone gives you a George Brett statue style beating real soon.

Red Dawg 11-06-2022 06:01 AM

Ho bag. Screws the guy on the first date before the date even happened? Thats pretty freaking slutty.

ptlyon 11-06-2022 06:59 AM

All I know is I need season tix now

InChiefsHeaven 11-06-2022 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 16578785)
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I'm embarrassed to say that I have never heard that before...it's awesome! My brother was the Queen fan. I know many Queen songs, but that one's new to me. Thanks for posting!

Oh, and this silly girl is just a great example of how screwed up our society has become. Bad enough that she has this casual sex experience within 5 minutes of meeting the guy, then insists on the tickets, then goes on to TikTok to tell the world about it, then wants everyone to judge the GUY as wrong, like she had nothing to do with it...If this is true, that dude went a LONG way just to get laid. I mean, those tickets were likely to the MNF game against the Raiders...I'm sure they were not cheap...

If a person gave a crap, there are so many questions to ask from this video, which doesn't really make any sense...

...I'm glad I'm old. The world is ****ed. That is all.

stevieray 11-06-2022 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InChiefsHeaven (Post 16578987)
I'm embarrassed to say that I have never heard that before...it's awesome! My brother was the Queen fan. I know many Queen songs, but that one's new to me. Thanks for posting!


...I'm glad I'm old. The world is ****ed. That is all.

:thumb:


Another fav.....hard to top a Freddie ballad.

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