Bob Dole needs a huge assist this morning
 

I'm headed to MCI in about an hour to pick up Katie and her husband Rick on my way to NZoner's. We exchanged digits Thursday and she was going to send me the flight info and keep me updated. That's all great, except driving up from Texas yesterday, my cell phone died because the charging port took a shit.

I have no way to communicate after I get on the road in 30 minutes. I've managed to figure out the terminal and gate based on the known airline and arrival time, but that's it. I'm about to make a giant "KATIE" sign. We haven't seen each other in probably a decade, and I left her a PM last night but haven't gotten a reply.

If you have her number, could you please let her know I'm coming in blind and deaf. Or call NZoner and ask him to let her know. Or call Bugeater and have him call Joe who can call Katie to let her know. Or... You get the picture.

Any assistance would be great. I'll be wearing a tan KC Championship cap, a red Chiefs hoodie under a gray jacket, blue jeans, white beard and holding a stupid KATIE sign like the worst driver ever.

PM Bob Dole. He handles this kind of stuff

Bob Dole I wish I could help you Bob Dole but I don't have the number Bob Dole but will say a prayer for Bob Dole and wish Bob Dole best off luck Bob Dole.

I checked and unfortunately, she doesn't have her phone number in her profile, just her next of kin. I did however, do a copy and past of your post and sent it to her via email, so hopefully she checks that at some point.

I texted Joe for you Bob Dole. No clue if he is awake to see it.

If someone gets her info...

I hope Katie is dyslexic. LMAO

/s

Dammit! Best me to it!

This will get done. I know CP. What a community.

And glad you're all getting together!

Sick ass joke to photoshop that sign on a picture of the Unabomber.

Swing by Walmart and buy a charger? Can always stop at a McDonald’s by the airport and plug it into a wall socket while you drink some coffee and wait for her to call.

You trying to scare her away or come see you?

ROFL

Sent Stevie a text.

bump...

ROFL. This place never disappoints.

It had to be done.


https://i.ibb.co/3CNphwP/fistydole.jpg

That would make a sweet avatar. LMAO

Is there time to hire a plane with a banner? I'm not nearby, but I could donate a little.

I’ve got bugs number and will give him a call
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Left him a vm, will leave a text …wait. He called back. Said he would call joe’s and try to get the information and relay it onto you, mr. dole.
Godspeed,
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I have talked to Joe, she's coming on Spirit airlines. I have her number but her mailbox is full. I will continue to call.

I texted her the pic of you and let her know what is going on, hopefully she gets it

You’re a good man.
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Please tell me it was the redrum one.

Seriously, that looks like the face on the Shroud of Turin. :D

I'm glad you got a hold of me, luckily I just got her number the other night.

Of course. Was there another one?

Always hate a box full situation

No kidding.
I have no idea why people can't clean out their boxes.

I have Katie and Ricks phone number

PM to Bob Dole and I texted Katie

Well thanks, but we need Rick and Katie's number

I don't have that one. What do you want everything? :hmmm:

They found each other.

Mission accomplished!

Thanks to for your help!

Can we get a temp name change to Jesus of Turin for Bob. IDK why that made me laugh as hard as it did.

Why does Bob Dole sound like a 20 year old soccer mom that left her phone at the bar the night before?

They met like 20 years ago.

But good for them I suppose...

Did you have a point, my son?

****em all
Mission accomplished.
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Maybe they should rename it "The Shroud of Bob Dole"?