So this jaust happened...
 

Crazy Town had a full meltdown, went from trying to seduce me and then accusing me of stealing her drugs and then...wrecked into my neighbor's parked car, totalling it.

She then pulled into my driveway, leaking fluids and dragging her wiper fluid reservoir on the asphalt. Jumped out and screaming all kinds of shit at me. I told her I was calling the cops so she took off in her ****ed up brand-new Lexus.

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BAT

SHIT

CRAZY

!

If you had given up the dick she'd be sleeping right now.

Would

Stopped reading after trying to seduce me...

Doubtful, these kind of chicks are never satisfied.

When she introduced herself and told you her given name was Crazy Town, perhaps you should have seen this coming.

Is she pictured in the “would you” thread at the moment?

/asking for a friend.

Never stick your dick in crazy. And if you do, never tell them where you live. Especially if on drugs.

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Pics or it didn't happen.

Alpha guys would never continue to have their life mixed up with reckless hoes. These women are dangerous and a waste of time past your mid 20's.

You making a movie called "Casino?"

Crazy bitches have the best pussy. You might get stabbed, but you'll die happy

No shit.

These types of shenanigans wouldn't have been OK with me at 23, but at least at that age you can chalk it up to being young and dumb. It'll turn into a funny story shortly thereafter.

Dealing with this shit in your 30s or 40s is just sad.

He's right.

But if her name is Crazy Town and you're interested, you're either drunk or she's incredibly hot, so logic is right out the window here.

I had a chick once storm off from my house very clearly in no shape to drive between the booze and bars.

Very quickly hit a couple parked cars a couple miles away.

In Belize?

Don't think I saw this on On Patrol last night? :hmmm:

P. S. Wanna party with rabble someday

I can Belize that your mom is an alcoholic

Yeah sounds much too tiring, regardless of what she looks like.

This was the first thing I thought of.


Second thing:

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To be fair she might have heard you blasting this:

Come my lady, come come my lady

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Rabs, have her shit packed and on the curb. There is no reason to deal with this.

This is VERY sound advice, no matter how hot she is. Get out NOW! You can't fix CRAZY! Ask me how I know...

And change the locks!

Why am I getting the urge to watch Momento again?...

I think the OP likes this though.

And let's be honest, I don't think he's emotionally stable himself given his posting history and stories here.

Please **** the **** off. Nobody will ever Belize anything you say on here ever again. You’ve been proven to be a liar and you continue to make a fool of yourself backing up an obvious lie.

Rab, you need to 86 this chick immediately. Put all her shit outside, change the locks, and get a restraining order. Your shit has now effected innocent people. Time to cut bait and start over.

I'm thinking if the neighbor is up yet, and her Lexus was leaking fluids all over, there may be a couple of reasons she may not be able to come by and pick up her things for a few days.

Pics of Crazy Town please

This would be the point where people with a suggary, gooey, moral center would realize the game has gone too far.

It's one thing to get reverse cowgirled by a young stripper first flirting with meth and being single after marrying right out of high school. It's another thing to have the ending of human lives forever weigh on your conscience...

X-Factor has a sister or become one

You have to be too old to even want to deal with that shit at this point. Considering the neighbors car was totaled and it sounds like a DV situation hopefully the neighbor called the police.

If I were that neighbor I would be going all out to make sure that bullshit would stop coming onto my line of the fence. Cost the neighbor time, money, and property. Keeping your bullshit on your side of the fence is box #1 to check off on a good neighbor.

Found her.

https://media.tenor.com/2S1qE4_-7ssA...iler-trash.gif

Dude has a genius IQ though.

I’m sure that’s not the only issue in that trailer park

Emotional support is good but sometimes mom's go a step too far...

Please review this and take notes, you're welcome.

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This is solid advice.

So is this

So you hooked up with Brooke Pryor?

Has he ever actually shown a picture of her? It’s funny that he loves the Belize joke, but something tells me he’ll never post a picture of this “crazy town” he mentions so many times. I’m guessing he doesn’t want us to know what she actually looks like because the scale of hotness and crazy would be pretty easy for most of us to figure out. She’d have to be a ****ing drop dead super model at this point with the stories he’s told and I don’t think she’s anywhere in the ballpark of that.

Don’t forget about fun bags and super freak

I thought this was the same person everytime. I can’t keep up with the trailer park soap opera while the season is going on.

No doubt. I hope he finds his way out of it.

Or he is pussy whipped.

morning.

do you guys like corned beef hash for breakfast?

HC Chief the fuc did I just watch LMAO :puke:

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No pussy is worth that kind of drama.

However from your past stories you do seem to be a Crazy Chick Magnet.

That's not such a bad thing, you know.

Wait. nevermind

Yeah... I mean, OP has novels on here about women mind-****ing him, yet starts this story with "crazy woman accused me of stealing her drugs".... LMAO

Either has zero cognitive dissonance or knows the risks and keeps doing it anyway.

Someone might wonder how their life ended up on Jerry Springer once... but by the time you're on a first name basis with everyone backstage, you know.

Nah, I prefer roast beef

yes, cooked til its a bit crispy

fixed

Sorry this happened to you bud… Maybe it’s time to find a different kind of women..

Me me me

I'll bet your neighbor appreciates you.

Stay away from girls on drugs, far far away

FYP

This is the most fucked up Penthouse Forum I've ever read.

OP is such a pathetic mess. It's hilarious to read.

It's all part of the Chiefs planet experience

How I pictured the alleged seduction attempt in the OP

https://i.imgur.com/CqrZzFj.gif

Divorce was finalized last year: she was "Superfreak" in the Bungalow thread, but...she's full blown Crazy Town now.

The ex parte she lied about me to get expired and she wants be back now that "we're both healthier and doing so much better".

She called me drunk after a wedding in town, asking if she can come over and eat my ass. I politely declined. She got mad, starting screaming and I hear a 'crash' both on the phone and outside...she hit my neighbor's car and totaled it.

Gets out, starts screaming at me, comes at me, I tell her to get that leaky piece of shit out of my driveway then went inside and locked the door. She backs out and hits ANOTHER neighbor's vehicle, leaving her wiper fluid reservoir in my driveway and a bunch of her car all over the street...and drove off.

It's on 2 cameras, her hitting both vehicles and her coming at me. But I'M the 'abuser'

ROFL
LMAO

1st off - Crazy Town IS Super Freak.

And I have posted nudes she sends in the GSC on Discord.

Don't ****ing care if you Belize me or not, because I have the ex parte, the totaled car in front of my neighbor's, the divorce decree, the ****ing trauma AND 10-12 hour a week therapy program as all the proof I need.

Who gives a **** what you think?

I divorced her last year.

I moved way the **** on, and quick.

She's just getting fatter and sloppier (in her behaviors...I wouldn't know about anything else)

Like Lindsey Buckingham says, Never going back again

!!! ROFL !!!

Actually had a lot to do with all the progress I've made over the past year.

Not my fault I rebounded quicker than your ass after billay stretches it hard and it makes her wet to think about what she ****ed up.

And it's not my fault I'm literally standing here watching her implode.

Felt you all would laugh with me, not project your own ****ed up toxicities onto me.

She actually DID do that.

Starting with a woman who you don't have to worry about her saying this:


Would probably be decent start.

I mean... yes it is....

Nothing good ever happens after...uh.....4:00 am?

I mean, I HAVE.

Since all you armchair psychologists care about me so ****ing much, it amazes me that you know absolutely ****ing nothing about me, what I've been through, or how much visible progress I have made.

It's laughable. Some ****ed up bitch that I broke up with a year ago (who I was only with as a involuntary response to my inability in processing extreme childhood responses) goes off the reservation and completely comes unhinged, while I keep my shit together and just watch...what the **** was I supposed to do?

**** HER!?

There's just no winning with you assholes. No decision I make would ever be 'correct' to any of judgemental ****ing prices.

Must be nice to be so perfect.

I know all of you have 14" cocks and all your wives are dime pieces who only speak when spoken to, and I'm glad you are all too ****ing ignorant to know how truly stupid and ****ing toxic you are.

At least I KNOW what I am.

Dude, dude take a deep breath and count to ten... lighten up, relax