I'm drunk and wasted on my birthday. AMA
 

Lets do this!

:toast: :bong: :arrow: :BLVD::toast:

Are you still awake?

how was the gay sex with your brother?

How many of the Thai hookers that you banged turned out to have testicles?

You missing a kidney?

Did the Coors Light make your asshole hurt?

Would you suck Detox off?

He started this thread and passed the **** out.

Amateur

Worst AMA thread ever.

Did he know to film himself?

Not surprised since he started the thread at 443 AM and was already trashed

Did his mama get out of prison?

On his way to pick her up in the rain?

Do you have a plan for the next year? What are you going to accomplish? How are you going to make your life better next year? Are you seeing anyone? Is your retirement savings in good shape? Are you enjoying your job? Is it a career? How about home ownership? Are you building home equity?

I figure his mother won't be in the thread, so I'll stand in for her.

When you going to your first AA meeting?

Ahh shit. Guilty.

No :(

I'm an only child :(

Not for free!

Did you get Taylor Swift tickets?

Coors light makes everything hurt.

So you're saying there's a chance...

I usually go with a party pack of 50 tickets in case I make friends. Also selling 49 Taylor Swift tickets hit me up.

I usually go to Belize instead of Thailand.

Did your Mommy have to wake you up this morning?

If I keep it up it's likely to happen.

I had a youtube video prepared for leaving chiefs planet forever, but it felt like it's been done before.

Shame wakes me up in the morning.

Truth.

It was the waiting around for a reply, wasn't it.

Almost as sure as putting a frozen pizza in the oven.

Yeah I have lots of plans! I been planning a few Belize trips with my multiple lady friends..

I'll make my life better by throwing rocks at cars and stealing quarters from laundromats.

I'm seeing someone. They just don't know it yet.

I'm in IT so career going ok.

Where do you possibly offload S10,000 worth of quarters without arising suspicion?

I launder all my S through my claw machine front.

Yeah I picked a bad time. No one was on :(

I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM OK!!!! LMAO

Everything's got a price!

Could you find your way home?

Do the reach around and you usually get asked “you like the pee pee?”

You wound me DG :(

Need sum head bday boy?

Titty Meat will play Joust with you no quarters required.

What did you get me for your birthday?

Or maybe quarters are required...just have to use your imagination on where they go

I shall give you one REP!

Can we foreplay with a game of JAUST first?

I’m down for a high stakes game of Jaust. Winner gets S10,000

Is Russell Wilson a Diva?

We will dress as medieval villains and sword fight with our pork swords

It has, but you have an opportunity to put your version out there for ridicule and insults.

This all day long. Please make one and drop my name.

I promise not to tease

Sounds good. I have to go do some laundry, but I'll be able to front the cash tomorrow.

Uh huh ya sure right

I don't care what anyone says...You having the balls to post a video of your dog farting in your mouth and then lighting it when you belched was one of the brightest moments in the history of this site.

That was a lot of singed facial hair.
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Drunk and wasted? Impressive

This

Yes.

HEY, WHAT A MINUTE!

YOU'RE ANSWERING EVERYONE SOBER-START DRINKING SLACKER!

why are you on chiefsplanet?

Do you love tittymeat or just use him for sex?

Should have invited me over to celebrate.

Next year!

How big r u