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Bearcat 01-14-2023 12:00 PM

*** Wild Card Weekend GDT ***
 
Saturday
Seahawks & 49ers
3:30 CST
Fox

Chargers & Jaguars
7:15 CST
NBC

Sunday
Dolphins @ Bills
Noon CST
CBS

Giants @ Vikings
3:30
Fox

Ravens @ Bengals
7:15
NBC

Monday
Paint Drying
7:15
ESPN

Could be mildly interesting!

Pasta Little Brioni 01-14-2023 12:00 PM

Purdy vs Geno actually intrigues me

Sassy Squatch 01-14-2023 12:01 PM

Man, Sundays slate of games is just absolute dogshit.

Pablo 01-14-2023 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 16732691)
Man, Sundays slate of games is just absolute dogshit.

Capped off with the goddamn 'boys and Brady on Monday night.

Straight puke

Hammock Parties 01-14-2023 12:06 PM

peasant games

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FmcyF46X...pg&name=medium

TLO 01-14-2023 12:07 PM

Seahawks vs 49ers feels like a game that's on Thursday Night Football that you don't watch because you're watching Survivor reruns.

scho63 01-14-2023 12:09 PM

Should be 3 games today instead of the Monday night bullshit.

notorious 01-14-2023 12:09 PM

Amped for noon start.

Discover games start at 3:30.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYw0bxoUMAEH3Of.jpg

Sassy Squatch 01-14-2023 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Hill (Post 16732705)
Seahawks vs 49ers feels like a game that's on Thursday Night Football that you don't watch because you're watching Survivor reruns.

Nah. They're usually at least a bit entertaining to watch.

louie aguiar 01-14-2023 12:13 PM

It seems like there’s quite a few bad football teams in the playoffs. I hate how roger has expanded the playoffs and stretched to a 17 game schedule. Blatant money grab that waters down the product.

Iconic 01-14-2023 12:14 PM

all these games are so ****ing shit and the nfl wonders why the ratings are down 3%

might as well assume the playoffs don't start till next week lol

Bearcat 01-14-2023 12:14 PM

I'm always so torn on wild card weekend, because the playoffs are finally ****ing here and it's the greatest few weeks of the NFL season... yet, the NFL can barely handle 6 teams per conference, much less an extra team and another shit game.

Seahawks/49ers.... for some reason this kind of intrigues me, but I really have no idea why it should.

Jags/Chargers... it'll probably end up as some classic amazing game just because I think so lowly of this one, but I really believe this could be similar to the Titans/Jags game (okay, maybe not THAT bad).

Bills/Dolphins and Bengals/Ravens... probably not even worth watching. Both favorites could **** around a good amount and still pull out a win. Feels like these will be in line with the Chiefs/Raiders last week... the real playoff teams will turn it on.

Giants/Vikings... another one that's maybe a little intriguing for some reason? Maybe it'll be so bad, it'll be entertaining in a way?

Cowboys/Bucs... barf. Just ****ing beat Brady and be done with it.

Hammock Parties 01-14-2023 12:20 PM

have a weird feeling all these games will be shit

without lockett seahwks are DOA
jaguars could blow out a reeling chargers team
sunday is just total shit
cowboys could smash brady so hard he retires

Buehler445 01-14-2023 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16732723)
I'm always so torn on wild card weekend, because the playoffs are finally ****ing here and it's the greatest few weeks of the NFL season... yet, the NFL can barely handle 6 teams per conference, much less an extra team and another shit game.

Seahawks/49ers.... for some reason this kind of intrigues me, but I really have no idea why it should.

Jags/Chargers... it'll probably end up as some classic amazing game just because I think so lowly of this one, but I really believe this could be similar to the Titans/Jags game (okay, maybe not THAT bad).

Bills/Dolphins and Bengals/Ravens... probably not even worth watching. Both favorites could **** around a good amount and still pull out a win. Feels like these will be in line with the Chiefs/Raiders last week... the real playoff teams will turn it on.

Giants/Vikings... another one that's maybe a little intriguing for some reason? Maybe it'll be so bad, it'll be entertaining in a way?

Cowboys/Bucs... barf. Just ****ing beat Brady and be done with it.

Cowbitches are definitely losing that one. By a lot. As in aren't in it from the snap. They're backing into the playoffs, have a Chiefs like history of blowing playoff games, Mike McCarthy sucks, their defense that was owning fools early kind of fell off. Dak is probably worse than Brady. Then the refs.

They have less than no chance.

MahomesMagic 01-14-2023 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16732723)
I'm always so torn on wild card weekend, because the playoffs are finally ****ing here and it's the greatest few weeks of the NFL season... yet, the NFL can barely handle 6 teams per conference, much less an extra team and another shit game.

Seahawks/49ers.... for some reason this kind of intrigues me, but I really have no idea why it should.

Jags/Chargers... it'll probably end up as some classic amazing game just because I think so lowly of this one, but I really believe this could be similar to the Titans/Jags game (okay, maybe not THAT bad).

Bills/Dolphins and Bengals/Ravens... probably not even worth watching. Both favorites could **** around a good amount and still pull out a win. Feels like these will be in line with the Chiefs/Raiders last week... the real playoff teams will turn it on.

Giants/Vikings... another one that's maybe a little intriguing for some reason? Maybe it'll be so bad, it'll be entertaining in a way?

Cowboys/Bucs... barf. Just ****ing beat Brady and be done with it.


I really like today's slate because I think the 49ers are going to win the NFC and that we play the winner of Jags-Chargers next week.

Buehler445 01-14-2023 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16732729)
have a weird feeling all these games will be shit

without lockett seahwks are DOA
jaguars could blow out a reeling chargers team
sunday is just total shit
cowboys could smash brady so hard he retires

Jags are getting throttled by the Chargers. Even without Mike Williams. Unless Cisco headhunts/kneehunts Allen out of the game. Hell he may need to do Eckeler too.

wazu 01-14-2023 12:24 PM

Jags/Chargers will probably be a good game. Other than that it smells like a lot of blowouts this weekend. Maybe Giants put up a fight. Monday night I fully expect the Bucs to win. Dak has been pretty bad this year.

Bearcat 01-14-2023 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 16732736)
Cowbitches are definitely losing that one. By a lot. As in aren't in it from the snap. They're backing into the playoffs, have a Chiefs like history of blowing playoff games, Mike McCarthy sucks, their defense that was owning fools early kind of fell off. Dak is probably worse than Brady. Then the refs.

They have less than no chance.

They beat the Eagles a few weeks ago? :shrug:

But yeah, I wouldn't be surprised at all... I really have no idea who's actually good in the NFC. I want to say the 49ers and Eagles, but we all know what happened when the 49ers played a real team and the Eagles haven't played one all season.

Basically anything could happen in the NFC and it wouldn't surprise me.

Bearcat 01-14-2023 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahomesMagic (Post 16732737)
I really like today's slate because I think the 49ers are going to win the NFC and that we play the winner of Jags-Chargers next week.

Yeah, I'd like toe see how both the Chargers and Jags handle the playoffs, considering the Jags shit down their leg for most of the game last week.

I'd like to get a better feel for the NFC as well, even though I'm not sure it's possible until they're playing a real team in the Super Bowl.

Pepe Silvia 01-14-2023 12:29 PM

Lawrence will be the first woman to win a playoff game.

GloucesterChief 01-14-2023 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16732743)
They beat the Eagles a few weeks ago? :shrug:

But yeah, I wouldn't be surprised at all... I really have no idea who's actually good in the NFC. I want to say the 49ers and Eagles, but we all know what happened when the 49ers played a real team and the Eagles haven't played one all season.

Basically anything could happen in the NFC and it wouldn't surprise me.

Brady brings a losing team to the super bowl. Media sucks off Brady for two weeks heading to the SB.

Easy 6 01-14-2023 12:36 PM

Just can't see Seattle having anything for SF, they're gonna get the threepeat treatment

Bolts at Jags is a coin flip

Hammock Parties 01-14-2023 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia (Post 16732748)
Lawrence will be the first woman to win a playoff game.

Very insulting, Lawrence is clearly transgender and uses the pronoun "Jhe."

ChiefsCountry 01-14-2023 12:39 PM

If Chiefs play the Jaguars, Mahomes has a chance to close the entire AFC South as playoff victims.

Pepe Silvia 01-14-2023 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16732755)
Very insulting, Lawrence is clearly transgender and uses the pronoun "Jhe."

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

Buehler445 01-14-2023 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 16732741)
Jags/Chargers will probably be a good game. Other than that it smells like a lot of blowouts this weekend. Maybe Giants put up a fight. Monday night I fully expect the Bucs to win. Dak has been pretty bad this year.

I think the Ravens Bengals could be close. No reason for it to be other than the Ravens HATE the Bengals and the Bengals could be looking past to Buffalo.

I think the chargers blow out the Jags. Chargers have been playing well and the Jags almost lost to Josh Dobbs.

Hammock Parties 01-14-2023 01:25 PM

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Hammock Parties 01-14-2023 01:29 PM

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smithandrew051 01-14-2023 01:35 PM

I’m going to predict that someway somehow Cowboys fans are getting their hearts ripped out by some kind of Brady bullshit luck.

I almost feel bad for them.

Hammock Parties 01-14-2023 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smithandrew051 (Post 16732868)
I’m going to predict that someway somehow Cowboys fans are getting their hearts ripped out by some kind of Brady bullshit luck.

I almost feel bad for them.

if dak is on they'll be fine

if he's off, that defense will be enough to carry tom

Pepe Silvia 01-14-2023 01:43 PM

Dak would be good in the playoffs….if there was a dartboard involved.

Megatron96 01-14-2023 01:55 PM

It's a given that SF will beat SEA. They just might not beat the spread.

It will be kind of interesting to see if last week's poor performance by TL was just jitters, or if he's been exposed in some way. I think it was just jitters.

I think TB will end up beating DAL, simply because, Dak. Dak is the ultimate evolution of Kirk Cousins/Derek Carr and that's it. All it will really take for TB to beat DAL is to get some good pressure on Dak, just like you would vs. Cousins/Carr for about a half, and Dak will fold pretty quickly.


The other two playoff games this weekend are gimmes.

Shiver Me Timbers 01-14-2023 01:58 PM

I'm a little PO'd I have to wait until Monday to watch Jerry lose

Pepe Silvia 01-14-2023 01:58 PM

Niners
Jaguars
Giants
Bills
Bengals
Bucs

Those are your Wilcard Winners.

Shiver Me Timbers 01-14-2023 02:02 PM

Just saw Pete carrol on nfl nerwork. I can say with confidence the Seahawks will win.

notorious 01-14-2023 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16732854)
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That's a masterpiece.

Shiver Me Timbers 01-14-2023 02:04 PM

Morr nfl network....Micheal Irving is either drunk or has the flu.

Megatron96 01-14-2023 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiver Me Timbers (Post 16732910)
Just saw Pete carrol on nfl nerwork. I can say with confidence the Seahawks will win.

Lol, the optimism is nice anyway.:clap:

displacedinMN 01-14-2023 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16732708)
Should be 3 games today instead of the Monday night bullshit.

agreed. No reason for ABC to stop their feet like they did to get a playoff game on Monday night.

Three games on Sunday is a easy thing.

Easy 6 01-14-2023 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiver Me Timbers (Post 16732914)
Morr nfl network....Micheal Irving is either drunk or has the flu.

Can't watch it when he's on, total clown show

Shiver Me Timbers 01-14-2023 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 16732920)
Can't watch it when he's on, total clown show

You don't like drool and Spit al over the set?

Pablo 01-14-2023 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16732755)
Very insulting, Lawrence is clearly transgender and uses the pronoun "Jhe."

He/Hair

Shiver Me Timbers 01-14-2023 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 16732923)
He/Hair

Hahaha

Easy 6 01-14-2023 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiver Me Timbers (Post 16732921)
You don't like drool and Spit al over the set?

Can't believe he's employed on tv, they must think that idiot act is appealing

notorious 01-14-2023 02:13 PM

https://media.tenor.com/djwSMltMOJUA...s-sunshine.gif

Pablo 01-14-2023 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 16732928)
Can't believe he's employed on tv, they must think that idiot act is appealing

Mike did so much coke in the 90's it fried his brain. It's impressive he's still able to drool and spit honestly.

Pepe Silvia 01-14-2023 02:16 PM

Irvin talks like he he’s trying to bark like a dog.

displacedinMN 01-14-2023 02:17 PM

not watching that crap

notorious 01-14-2023 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia (Post 16732936)
Irvin talks like he he’s trying to bark like a dog.

Acting like a drug dog that smells a mountain of coke near by.

Titty Meat 01-14-2023 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16732709)
Amped for noon start.

Discover games start at 3:30.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYw0bxoUMAEH3Of.jpg

Same

notorious 01-14-2023 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16732943)
Same

Maybe they do it for my health.

The late start leads to 9ish hours of drinking instead of 12.

Easy 6 01-14-2023 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 16732930)
Mike did so much coke in the 90's it fried his brain. It's impressive he's still able to drool and spit honestly.

Yup

Bearcat 01-14-2023 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16732947)
Maybe they do it for my health.

The late start leads to 9ish hours of drinking instead of 12.

Oh... we were uh, not supposed to drink for 12 hours today?

Shiver Me Timbers 01-14-2023 02:25 PM

Super heros on nfl network now.

notorious 01-14-2023 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16732952)
Oh... we were uh, not supposed to drink for 12 hours today?

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Pablo 01-14-2023 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16732952)
Oh... we were uh, not supposed to drink for 12 hours today?

I took last night off completely so I could be fresh and here with you all today.

Wife got me a Sonic Ocean Water and I doctored it up with vodka to get a nice little headstart

notorious 01-14-2023 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 16732976)
I took last night off completely so I could be fresh and here with you all today.

Wife got me a Sonic Ocean Water and I doctored it up with vodka to get a nice little headstart

Gat dam.

Can't fall off the wagon if I never get on it.

Bearcat 01-14-2023 02:49 PM

Seriously though, I'm on the wrong coast at the moment and these eastern time starts are bullshit. I'm too ****ing old for games to start at 8pm or later, much less the west coast stuff during the week that doesn't even start until 10.

Today would have been perfect with a 1:30 PST start and done by 8:30.

It really throws off drinking, too.

Easy 6 01-14-2023 02:51 PM

This Real Housewives spoof is actually kinda funny

Easy 6 01-14-2023 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16732992)
Seriously though, I'm on the wrong coast at the moment and these eastern time starts are bullshit. I'm too ****ing old for games to start at 8pm or later, much less the west coast stuff during the week that doesn't even start until 10.

Today would have been perfect with a 1:30 PST start and done by 8:30.

It really throws off drinking, too.

Yep thats why I hate us in night games, too damn old to stay up late especially if drinking as I usually do

Megatron96 01-14-2023 02:53 PM

Howie speaking truths about Staley's idiocy

Megatron96 01-14-2023 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16732992)
Seriously though, I'm on the wrong coast at the moment and these eastern time starts are bullshit. I'm too ****ing old for games to start at 8pm or later, much less the west coast stuff during the week that doesn't even start until 10.

Today would have been perfect with a 1:30 PST start and done by 8:30.

It really throws off drinking, too.

You're starting to sound like some soft, lame-ass Canuck.:p

Bearcat 01-14-2023 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 16733001)
You're starting to sound like some soft, lame-ass Canuck.:p

It's probably the sleep deprivation.

Frazod 01-14-2023 03:00 PM

That first one should be an absolute bloodbath.

Frazod 01-14-2023 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16732992)
Seriously though, I'm on the wrong coast at the moment and these eastern time starts are bullshit. I'm too ****ing old for games to start at 8pm or later, much less the west coast stuff during the week that doesn't even start until 10.

Today would have been perfect with a 1:30 PST start and done by 8:30.

It really throws off drinking, too.

Doesn't bother me. I may be older than dirt at this point, but I'm still a night owl.

CasselGotPeedOn 01-14-2023 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16732992)
Seriously though, I'm on the wrong coast at the moment and these eastern time starts are bullshit. I'm too ****ing old for games to start at 8pm or later, much less the west coast stuff during the week that doesn't even start until 10.

Today would have been perfect with a 1:30 PST start and done by 8:30.

It really throws off drinking, too.

https://i.ibb.co/Qc28VBp/6va4xd.jpg

DRM08 01-14-2023 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 16733013)
That first one should be an absolute bloodbath.

Wish it was the Lions instead of Seahawks. Lions appeared to be the much better team in the 2nd half of the season.

Frazod 01-14-2023 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRM08 (Post 16733021)
Wish it was the Lions instead of Seahawks. Lions appeared to be the much better team in the 2nd half of the season.

Agreed. While they wouldn't have won, I think Detroit would have at least sort of made a game of it.

Pablo 01-14-2023 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 16733027)
Agreed. While they wouldn't have won, I think Detroit would have at least sort of made a game of it.

Oh they would have. Detroit is actually fun to watch too.

Which Seattle just isn't.

Oh well, hoping for a close game and expecting a 49ers 30-21 type win, with a garbage time TD to make it look closer than it really was.

DRM08 01-14-2023 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 16733027)
Agreed. While they wouldn't have won, I think Detroit would have at least sort of made a game of it.

I’m hoping the “division” aspect of this game will make it competitive enough to be entertaining, but it seems unlikely.

Bearcat 01-14-2023 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CasselGotPeedOn (Post 16733020)

LMAO

Frazod 01-14-2023 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 16733029)
Oh they would have. Detroit is actually fun to watch too.

Which Seattle just isn't.

Oh well, hoping for a close game and expecting a 49ers 30-21 type win, with a garbage time TD to make it look closer than it really was.

If we do make it back to the Super Bowl, San Francisco is pretty much the last team in the NFC I want to face. On top of being really really good, they'll be extra motivated to avenge their previous loss.

I hope they get taken out, but it won't happen today.

TribalElder 01-14-2023 03:10 PM

49ers about to get bounced out of the playoffs

hope the jags win, dont want the chargers for round 3

TribalElder 01-14-2023 03:14 PM

Fox broadcast team needs to chug antifreeze and die

Hog's Gone Fishin 01-14-2023 03:16 PM

And Blacked out on my local Fox because they can't come to an agreement with DTV.

Bitches! RIP!

TribalElder 01-14-2023 03:16 PM

Trent Williams is dumb as ****

he crying about winning a Super Bowl but he went to play for Kyle Shannarat

****ing idiot

wazu 01-14-2023 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16732729)
without lockett seahwks are DOA

Why would they be without Lockett?

Easy 6 01-14-2023 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 16733056)
Trent Williams is dumb as ****

he crying about winning a Super Bowl but he went to play for Kyle Shannarat

****ing idiot

SILVERDICK!

Pablo 01-14-2023 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 16733064)
Why would they be without Lockett?

As first reported by the Chiefs Kingdom Editorial Board, he's out for the game.

Or not.

Pablo 01-14-2023 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 16733036)
If we do make it back to the Super Bowl, San Francisco is pretty much the last team in the NFC I want to face. On top of being really really good, they'll be extra motivated to avenge their previous loss.

I hope they get taken out, but it won't happen today.

No I'd like the Vikings in the SB thank you very much!


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