Slap fighting, anyone?
 

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Next, on the Ocho

Who knew that when the Good family started hosting Slaphan competitions that this would become an official activity. How long until they’re just out there slappin’ nudes?

I went through a slap fight phase a few months ago. It's entertaining AF IMO.

Did you win or lose?

I find this incredibly dumb.

Bas Ruten destroyed worlds in MMA with very little rules using almost exclusively palm strikes (aka slaps).

Combat Jiu Jitsu allows open hand strikes once the fight is on the ground.

Two giant meatheads taking turns aiming for the button is just... carnival shit.

I only did it twice, and then I couldn’t hear no more.
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Hilarious

Humans are kinda strange.

I know a few people I’d like to slap the shit out of….

Rules
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I only throw blows

What time are they showing the guys hitting each other with chains tonight? (my guide is offline)

Brian urlacher ran into bas ruten like 10 years ago in a bar and told him he was going to kick his ass ROFL Bas goes, calm down man, let me buy you a beer. Urlacher: “let’s go outside right now” Bas just kept being nice until urlachers handlers told him not to **** with that guy.

The story is on YouTube

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I was going to post the same thing. There are videos on YouTube of him cutting faces open with nothing more than palm strikes.

When you look at him he has gigantic hands. It’s like being hit with a sledge hammer even though they’re open

why? just why

Obviously a Broncos fan

Only saw the preview where Dana White slapped his wife.

Nothing more fun than getting your eardrums blown out...unless you're billy and prefer to get chin checked, by balls.

I've seen it before, now Dana Whites even starting a league... and I just don't get it, no interest in it whatsoever

Hell no. I stub my toe on the kitchen barstool and I want to just die.


Nobody in that clip looks like they enjoy what they are watching. They all have a dead serious look on their face like they’re looking at the cop who got his ear cut off in reservoir dogs.
“Hey Marvin….how do I look?”

Master Slappers

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Oh c'mon, seriously? Ya'll don't like seeing people slap the shit out of each other for sport?

The knockouts are freakin' awesome.

How 'bout midget slap fights? This is quality entertainment, goddamnit!

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Billay "throwing blows" doesn't mean sucking dick.

Theres no real skill involved, its a carnival sideshow... the juggalos and pitbulls crowd can have it

Will Smith to play Bas Rutten in his biopic

I guess my life can now be divided into two parts; the part where I didn't know about slap fighting, which ended a few minutes ago, and the part where I wish I didn't know about slap fighting, which is from here on out.

I mean, seriously....

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I joined a groin-kneeing league once, but I got tired of it pretty quickly.

If they let me go first every time and I can forfeit after I lay the first smack, then I'd do it. No ****ing way am I letting some egg headed mother ****er slap me.

I heard this is what killed Yung Hashtag.

The girl bouts are pretty entertaining.

Slappy Pistachio.

I don’t understand.

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Dearest Giant Asteroid;

Please pick up my GPS cell phone position so I don't have to watch the aftermath.

Thank You,

Otter

Anyone else wondering why there's a cage around a slap?