Cincinnati is a shithole
 

Aside from 1 fluke super bowl appearance last year they've been one of the more shittier franchises in all of sports.

Their premiere food is ****ing Spaghetti I learned how to make that shit in grade school. Your a **** hair away from Kentucky and your tailgating area is literally right under an overpass LMAO What a dump of a city

I have to admit that I love Cinci chili, goetta, and white brats. My mom is from that area of Ohio.
F the Bengals though.

Your mom is a ****ing whore then just FYI

Cincy chili is actually great on hot dogs loaded with cheddar when you’re drunk as ****. But it’s a garbage football city

Yep! Fck these guys. Day of reckoning tomorrow boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screw them and that shit they call chili

"Sky Chili Isn't Bad" - Talk about misinformation

Graeter’s, Dewey’s and Jungle Jim’s are the only worthwhile things Cincy has to offer.

I mean, GOD DAMN.

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Are those....worms, bud?

That is f****** nasty.

They have 3 SB appearances.

Worms wouldn't touch that shit.

I tell you what I would touch, all you can eat tacos at Dixon’s. :drool:

Cincinnati is 30th in metro area population at 2,259,935.
Kansas City is 31st in metro area population at 2,199,490.

However KC is growing 2.5x as fast as Cincinnati so we should catch them this year. I will drink to that and to them becoming a decrepit city.

Prayers sent for your colon

:hmmm:

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It would take a priest, gasoline and matches to exorcise the result of eating that.

I take shits that look more appetizing than that

We're those stolen from a portapotty?

That Kohl’s in Cincinnati looks rough

Serious question. Besides slop, is there anything Cincinnati is know for? I want to up my smack talk to bungle fans, but all I have is nasty chilli and zero SB trophies

Those mother ****ers consider that their signature cuisine.

Did you call their mother a whore?

Yeah, but they see that as a good thing.

Lots of German, Bavarian, food.

As a german who has been to like two dozen Oktoberfests, that food is barely tolerable.

Being half German myself, I can't betray my people's food. If it weren't in Ohio I may have been able to convince myself to check it out

I passed through Cincinnati once. Didn't stop.

Did Cincinnati pass through you?

TBH that looks like something I shit out this morning. Just saying.

Hit up the vet Dawg

Have you seen the underpass by the KC Star recently? A lot of KC is a sty.

I didn't stop for food or whatever that stuff is. I just went straight through, drawn by the enticing vision of Dayton ahead.

Is that where the KC Star editorial board lives now?

LMAO

They should call it Toilet Town

Worse place to drive thru - Cincinnati or Maine?

Travis Kelce was produced by Cincinnati you ****tards.

He loves Cincinnati so much that he says "Cleveland Heights" in his SNF intro

You misspelled Western Kansas.

Tough call. But nobody in a highway patrol uniform robbed me in Cincinnati, so I may have to give Maine the nod here.

On the other hand, Maine's lobster rolls are not very good, but I still would have to give Maine the cuisine nod over Cincinnati based on what I'm seeing in this thread.

He was smart and got the **** out as soon as he could

They must have collected one of his hangover shits and began serving it as food.

He and Jason wanted to play for the Browns growing up, luckily they both escaped that nightmare.

For sure ! ROFL

I've been there once. That was about once too many times.

Driving through Maine is dangerous . Gotta make sure you're going North/South or you get in the ocean. Sharks and shit , as well as deep water

Some radio station dropped live turkeys on a shopping mall about 40 years ago...

That's all I've got.

Cincinnati is the most hellish shithole on Earth.

At least Buffalo has a semi-edible staple food (wings).

Cincinnati promotes liquid diarrhea on spaghetti as their trademark cuisine, all of their women are 10 chins deep in body fat, and their Third World city is still most famous for a gambling cheat.

There is no redeeming value to Cincinnati… none.

More reason for the Chiefs to curb stomp their mouthy team with an empty Lombardi trophy case and to return their bandwagoning fanbase to the grim reality that they live in the world’s asshole.

LMAO

At least they were frozen so the wouldn't get damaged from the fall ROFL

I'm going with a before and after photos, the question is; which is which?

Listen, I can eat some shitty food. When I'm in KC I'll hit up Taco Via and put down a heroic amount of questionable food.

But if your city's SIGNATURE FOOD looks like a beer shit that's just embarrassing.

Proud of our world-renown BBQ that doesn't look like a plate of hot sick.

Bow ties.

This explains the fecal obsessions

Marge Schott

Cincinnati described in one photo…

https://www.si.com/.image/t_share/MT...hott-cover.jpg

Cinci fans today are making me rethink feeling bad for krumrie’s ankle turning into a fidget spinner.

On my drive through Cincinnati without stopping, I'll confess that the traffic was really light and easy to navigate. I guess when your road system was designed to accommodate growth, and your population has been declining steadily for 70 years, you end up with a lot of excess infrastructure.

Everybody drives home faster in a rush to the toilet.

You shut your whore mouth....Via is the ****ing bomb!!!!

Please do not post nude photos of CP members. It's not kind to BEP.

I've been eating Via since I was in utero. My mom craved it every day when she was pregnant with me and after I was born she said the cravings went away. I live Via. I breathe Via.




but c'mon it's not a square meal


edit: why am I arguing with someone who thinks the election was stolen lmao

But they have this going for them.

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Sprinkle some sand in there and you could convince me it’s her vaginal discharge

And there you have it. /thread

A very shallow gene pool in Cincy… every loser in that shithole looks like they were conceived by Marge Schott and Fess Parker.

Is that the before or after pic?

Damn, I never knew that diarrhea is considered a delicacy in Cincinnati. LMAO

Shithole confirmed!!!!

Cincy is a sh**hole...but so is Kansas city

Bailey was hot. Big crush.

This thread seems very nice to me right now.

I hope one day Bucky Walters gets rightfully enshrined in the National Baseball Hall of Fame.

Looks like my stool after fourth meal at Taco Bell

I remember when my German Shepard got worms real bad that one time...

Two words that will never ever belong together... chili and cinnamon

When you start from that premise, its easy to understand why those yokels will never amount to shit

You're the king reerun of all the reeruns.

Educate your stupid self.

https://heyexplorer.com/what-is-cinc...nd-famous-for/

Cincinnati, Ohio #41. Kansas City, MO #51.
https://realestate.usnews.com/places...places-to-live

One of your stupid ass links was written by another Cincinnati dipshit. The other stupid ass link suggests that Huntsville ****ing Alabama is the best place to live in the United States, which as someone who used to live there: LOOOOOL

Okay, here's the list in that first link.

1. The city of seven hills. No, that's Rome.
2. German heritage. You're thinking of Germany, not Cincinnati.
3. A kaleidoscope of neighborhoods. Confusing neighborhood design is not a selling point. And anyway, that's San Francisco.
4. Architecture. No, that's Paris.
5. Flying pigs. I'll give you that one.
6. Cincinnati chili. Yeah, and Milwaukee is famous for Jeffrey Dahmer.
7. Cincinnati Reds. Communism is not a bragging point.
8. Cincinnati Bengals. I'll take "Teams that have never won a Super Bowl for $1,000, Alex." Daily double!
9. FC Cincinnati. This is a soccer team. A soccer team. Come on.
10. Historical museums. Once again, this is Paris.
11. Art Museums. I'm starting to think this is a Paris list. Does Paris have flying pigs?
12. Street art and murals. This is gang graffiti.
13. Fiona the hippo. It's the Ohio River, not the Ohippo River. Hippos are from Africa.
14. Craft Brewery Scene. This is Denver.
15. Graeter's Ice Cream. It's an ice cream shop. I have four of those within walking distance of my house.

All I'm seeing here is a flying pig symbolism, which actually kind of fits the theme of Cincinnati's chances of ever winning a Super Bowl.