Having fun with a wrong number
 

One of the small joys I find in life is trying to have fun with telemarketers and scammers. I've used sound boards to respond. I've handed the phone to a child and let them talk for a while. I've played porn full blast into the mic. I've lead them on and wasted their time for hours on end. Sometimes though... I just like to leave them confused.

This is one of those stories. (insert Law and Order Dum, Dum sound here)

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Okay

Funny you bring up goats and scam/telemarketers calls...

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I have one of these sitting next to me office phone and when I get those calls I will only respond with a scream from the goat! I'll keep it up as long as they stay on the line asking questions haha.

Was hoping to see some tits wtf is this?

Do we have a picture of Ana to confirm he found her?

I understand that this is no "Who's your most favorite Chiefsplanet member ever?" thread but it has the potential for burst since it is the off-season.

I should have asked if Anne was ok... she may have been struck by a smooth criminal.

Sending a dick pic never hurt anybody

You should ask if they can give Big Bill a job

But for the first time in forever, her name was Anna, and not Anne.

I got this when I was in Mexico.

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Why'd you say you have the wrong number and then proceed to act like she had the right number lol

Once again, perfect place for a dick pic

I bought a "Bullshit button" off Amazon. All I use now. Everybody needs a bullshit button.

Don't do a dick pic, that's lame. Bend over in front of a mirror spread your cheeks and take a pic of your brown eye.

wtf

Hope that the other person is >18. They probably are but sending dic picks to someone under 18 is a good way to wind up talking with Uncle LEO (that's Law Enforcement Officer for those not paying attention). Save the dic picks for someone you know is > 18.

I love the goat response. I will have to remember of that one. A fair number of these 'wrong number' texts are people trying to verify that a phone number is valid so I don't reply often. When I do reply, it's usually to a text addressing me by the wrong name: "John, how are you?" My standard response will be something like, "While this is John's phone, you should know that John recently passed away. I hate to be the bearer of this news but if you know John, you know he was a furry. Well, he got drunk and tripped off the porch while trying on a new costume. The head was much heavier than he expected and it broke his neck. Fortunately, he was wearing his diaper so he did not soil the costume. It is for sale on eBay if you're interested."

I had one of these a few months ago and played along. The conversation didn’t last very long though.

Got a random text from someone one time saying they had a great time at a BBQ that was not for me. I played along for a bit because it was clearly from a female. After about 15 minutes I figure out that this female is also clearly in high school. Quickly cleared up the mistake with her and blocked the number.

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I hope you asked her to prom first. Girls love being asked to prom.

I have so many questions.

Why is the cat filtered into the picture?

What did they take a picture of, two thighs or some weird shapped ass crack?

Is that a kid in a kids room?

Were you texting a kid?

Was there any follow up to this and did you go to Jail?

I didn't feel like we had progressed that far in our relationship.