Code Brown
 

A fantastic excuse for getting out of a speeding ticket. This has been your daily PSA. Carry on.

I'd shit my pants to get out of a ticket no question

Just shit on the cop.

What if you just stick your hands in your pants and pull it out and say "see!"?

This is a shitty thread




carry on

If I even smell anything approaching the window it’s an automática warning and “have a nice day”

Perfect idea

Hope you have some good cleaners for that steering wheel and a strong stomach.

I could definitely use this and tell the officer my anus is prolapsed. I'd show them some of my posts on here as proof

My asshole fell out!

Be sure to be picking your nose and bring that big fat juicy booger out the nostril right as they come up to the window as well. Leave it on your finger.

Make a fake dr license, only make it real blurry. When the officer is struggling to bring it into focus, ask him/her/them Are u alright officer.

That's racist

I had a friend that had a colostomy and used it more than once to get put of a speeding ticket. You'd be surprised how often cops are reluctant to argue when he'd tell them the bag was full.

Racist cop down vote
Winning :)

How about Code Yellow?

As men age, 'urgency' can become an issue.

Thats what Tamsulosin is for, keeps that prostate tamped down

I've been told before that if you pull over and take a piss on a ramp that they can give you a ticket for indecent exposure as well as potentially throw you on a sexual predator watchlist. However, if you pull over to take a piss and take a package of kleenex or wet wipes with you, you can tell the LEO that you thought you might have to have an emergency shit, and they won't charge you with anything.

Any truth to this?

LMAO. Idk about everywhere but here you have public indecency which carry’s up to 10 days in jail and a $300 fine. Indecent exposure is the law that can get you on the sex offender registry. That law requires proving sexual gratification.

My cum flew out the sunroof beating off

Impressive. DM me :LOL:

walked into that one LOL

Have you ever let someone off the hook because they were extremely attractive?

Typically it has more to do with attitude (or circumstance) than anything else.

How about a Code Red?

Some anal bleeding?