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Who wins in a fight? Round #5 - Featuring KurtCobain and Bugeater
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Who wins in a fight? Round #5 - Featuring KurtCobain and Bugeater
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Kurt Cobain - Brought a can of spray paint to the ring with him. Has a tazer he bought on wish.com in his back pocket. Bugeater - Rolled up to the statue in a brand new V6 96 Camaro with 58,000 original miles. Has a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in his pocket. He also brought a loaded revolver with him into the cage, but the referee made him empty out the bullets. The referee has the bullets in his pocket. Who wins???????? |
Cobain seems to chill to want to fight anyone. Bugeater on the other hand…
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Bugeater kicks his ass, ganks the bullets from the ref, and fin.
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DON'T TAZE ME BRO
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Bugeater comes of as a groggins type....
YOU DONT KNOW ME SON |
I would say Bugeater for sure, HOWEVER if Kurt Cobain starts huffing nitrous oxide and gets all squirrelly, then I can see a different outcome.
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UPDATE: I just heard that MOD Bugeater has now banned Kurt Cobain from the George Brett Statue and confined him to the giant Shuttlecock statue.
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I'm gonna start this battle by tasering myself and huffing the paint.
LET'S DO THIS OLD MAN |
OH YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
Just wait until Matlock is over |
Actually...it's a marathon. What's tomorrow look like?
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This sound like it belongs in the Old People Thread |
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KC brings his garage band and launches into a raucous cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” The drummer’s snare drum is so offbeat that it drives Bugeater and the ref from the venue. Angry mob topples GB statue in response to canceled fight. Lemonade vendor is killed in the chaos.
Winner: Angry mob. |
Bug gonna take that can of paint off Cobain and create an aerosol flame thrower with the lighter melting faces of the ref and Kurt. The bug will sing gimme back my bullets and end this match for good.
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I normally root for the underdog in situations like this, but it's hard to tell which one that would be.
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If Bugeater had rode his bike instead of the Camaro, then Kurt might have a shot. It's a lot easier to take out a dude who already has road rash.
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This is the closest match we've had thus far
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Two Gunfighters, by Tom Petty
This is what I see sec |
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Still time to get your vote in!
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Zombie Kurtcobain wins but Bugeater could eat all the bugs that is supporting the lifesupport of Kurtcobain.
Good luck to both. |
I votes for bug. The combination of working on a farm his whole life in Nebraska + old man strength is a hell of a combo
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In a sad twist of irony, 'tis the bugs eating bugeater now. Rest in peace. |
This is rigged. Bug is ****ing 80. Stands no chance.
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I feel like Bugeater fights dirty
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Hasn't Kurt Cobain spent some time in the joint? I may have him confused with someone else, but if so he finding a way to turn the can of paint into a prison shank and it is over for Bugeater. Even if I'm mistaken, I think Kurt Cobain wins by tazering himself in the balls and blowing a river of ejaculate into Bugeaters eyes rendering Bugeater blind and helpless. KC then takes the pistol away from Bug and whips him into submission with the butt of the revolver.
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The vote count!! ROFL ROFL
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Off the top rope Courtney Cox jumps legs spread open on Bugeater. It's all over.
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My vote will be determined by the answer to this question. How many pork rolls and how long before did Bug consume before the match
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Well those "undecided" votes are at play now
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Cobain definitely knows his way around guns.
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Looks like this was a pretty insane slug out, though. |
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