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MatriculatingHank 04-24-2023 04:45 PM

ARKANSAS WOMAN FEEDS METH TO FAWNS HOPING THEY WILL GROW UP TO ATTACK HUNTERS
 
https://3bmedianews.com/2023/04/24/a...ters/09/41/01/

Bridgette Watkins, 43, of Summit, AR who allegedly took fawn’s into her home and raised the deer with the intentions of training them
to attack hunters was taken into custody Friday.

At the time of the arrest Watkins was in possession of several grams of meth, four deer and many stolen broken electronics.
Attention was drawn to Watkins when she began giving meth to the young deer and they were caught rummaging through people’s garages and back porches.

A homeowner followed one of the deer back to Watkins residence in an attempt to recover his property, he found himself face to face with Watkins
wearing only a duct tape bikini disassembling his clock radio.
Charges pending further investigation.

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backinblack 04-24-2023 04:46 PM

move over Cocaine Bear, now we have Meth Bambi

Rain Man 04-24-2023 04:48 PM

So she was training the deer to steal electronics? That seems like a much better plan than attacking hunters.

Kiimo 04-24-2023 04:50 PM

thanks for sparing us the bikini photo

Hammock Parties 04-24-2023 04:50 PM

environmentalists are at their heart just another breed of footsoldier for the militant left

KCUnited 04-24-2023 04:51 PM

6 deer found dead in 3 Arkansas counties, all with their teeth missing

Rain Man 04-24-2023 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 16914675)
thanks for sparing us the bikini photo

A duct tape bikini seems like an idea that a woman would regret unless she got a good waxing first.

Bearcat 04-24-2023 04:57 PM

Pictured:
Perp
Victims: fawn, clock radio from 1987

kysirsoze 04-24-2023 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16914676)
environmentalists are at their heart just another breed of footsoldier for the militant left

**** this schtick is old.

notorious 04-24-2023 04:58 PM

Her face looks like a catchers mitt.

Kman34 04-24-2023 05:05 PM

A duct tape bikini only looks good on certain women.. I don’t think she’s one of them…

PHOG 04-24-2023 05:09 PM

Guilty!!

The Franchise 04-24-2023 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16914676)
environmentalists are at their heart just another breed of footsoldier for the militant left

You would have been a part of the Hitler youth.

ChiefsCountry 04-24-2023 05:13 PM

https://img.memegenerator.net/instances/57994097.jpg

Megatron96 04-24-2023 05:20 PM

The level of stupid with this woman (and eco-terrorists in general) is off the charts. She and those like her should be spayed and then dropped off on an unnamed, uncharted island a thousand miles from the nearest shipping lane.

scho63 04-24-2023 05:24 PM

The scariest thought of this story is she might be able to vote.

Megatron96 04-24-2023 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16914726)
The scariest thought of this story is she might be able to vote.

No, the scariest thought of this story is that she might be able to procreate, or already has.

George Liquor 04-24-2023 05:30 PM

Deer are stupid, over populated and put on this earth for food.

wazu 04-24-2023 05:45 PM

Yeah we might need another source on this.

FlaChief58 04-24-2023 05:49 PM

Little did she know her plan would be foiled by "meth mouth"

Hog's Gone Fishin 04-24-2023 05:51 PM

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dlphg9 04-24-2023 05:52 PM

This is fake bros

Frazod 04-24-2023 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 16914735)
Deer are stupid, over populated and put on this earth for food.

Seriously. I absolutely don't get all the hunting restrictions. Should be open season on them all year long. Instead, they're treated like their going extinct.

Up here in the Peoples Republik of Illinois, hunters are now only allowed to use single shot rifles. I shit you not. So you either have to actually use a single shot rifle or mangle a regular rifle in such a way that it will only fire a single shot. Absolutely ****ing crazy. Meanwhile, a hundred people hit the goddamn things driving on Illinois highways today. :shake:

Hoopsdoc 04-24-2023 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 16914735)
Deer are stupid, over populated and put on this earth for food.

Venison sucks.

DenverChief 04-24-2023 06:01 PM

And this is why aliens steal the lips and assholes of our cattle.

Why Not? 04-24-2023 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 16914735)
Deer are stupid, over populated and put on this earth for food.

Well, yes. But if you could teach them to steal and disassemble electronics, they may actually become a useful species.

stumppy 04-24-2023 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 16914760)
This is fake bros

When has that ever mattered?

Megatron96 04-24-2023 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 16914762)
Seriously. I absolutely don't get all the hunting restrictions. Should be open season on them all year long. Instead, they're treated like their going extinct.

Up here in the Peoples Republik of Illinois, hunters are now only allowed to use single shot rifles. I shit you not. So you either have to actually use a single shot rifle or mangle a regular rifle in such a way that it will only fire a single shot. Absolutely ****ing crazy. Meanwhile, a hundred people hit the goddamn things driving on Illinois highways today. :shake:

Essentially, it's because back in the late 1800s when there were no regs, many game animals were hunted to the edge of extinction. Some were hunted to extinction.

I agree though that the regs don't really address the current overpopulation issues, at least on the eastern side of the country. In AZ there's just not that many deer/big game, so I get the lottery system/regs in general. Back in MO when i lived there, deer were so overpopulated they were a real nuisance. I remember a G&F officer telling me back then (circa 1993?) that according to their info, deer were replacing themselves almost twice as fast as hunters were harvesting them. They probably should've allowed us to hunt deer year-round. Or at least allowed for a longer season.

Kman34 04-24-2023 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 16914760)
This is fake bros

Yeah.. nobody uses clock radios anymore...

MatriculatingHank 04-24-2023 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 16914760)
This is fake bros

So is CNN and Fox News. This is more entertaining though

Chief Pagan 04-24-2023 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16914682)
A duct tape bikini seems like an idea that a woman would regret unless she got a good waxing first.

Why would she need to pay for a waxing when she can take care of business with a good roll of duct tape?

:shrug:

Rain Man 04-24-2023 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Pagan (Post 16914878)
Why would she need to pay for a waxing when she can take care of business with a good roll of duct tape?

:shrug:

Good point. I have no idea how much a spa waxing costs, but it's probably more than the cost of a roll of duct tape.

scho63 04-24-2023 07:17 PM

Guilty.

Megatron96 04-24-2023 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16914884)
Good point. I have no idea how much a spa waxing costs, but it's probably more than the cost of a roll of duct tape.

Look at her; that's three rolls at the very least.

Spott 04-24-2023 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 16914837)
Yeah.. nobody uses clock radios anymore...

I want to smash that radio with a sledgehammer. It just reminds me of getting up early every day to get ready for high school.

ChiefaRoo 04-24-2023 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16914676)
environmentalists are at their heart just another breed of footsoldier for the militant left

It used to be save the trees and keeps the rivers clean. Now, it’s about depopulation. Fundamentally anti-human.

displacedinMN 04-24-2023 08:37 PM

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Chief Pagan 04-24-2023 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 16914889)
Look at her; that's three rolls at the very least.

And how much would you charge to wax her?

:hmmm:

Pitt Gorilla 04-24-2023 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 16914735)
Deer are stupid, over populated and put on this earth for food.

Not nearly as stupid as the people who think this actually happened.

Kman34 04-25-2023 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 16914911)
I want to smash that radio with a sledgehammer. It just reminds me of getting up early every day to get ready for high school.

I had the one with the numbers that flip over.. The gears got worn out and made a grinding noise.. I stomped it with my foot to put it out of its misery…LMAO

Demonpenz 04-25-2023 03:22 PM

Sudden bump in Shinedown tshirts sales

TimeForWasp 04-25-2023 04:10 PM

Thi thister live methed to you?

Boise_Chief 04-25-2023 05:27 PM

She should have known better. They wouldn't attack hunters. They'd just steal their catalytic converter while they are in the woods.

Megatron96 04-25-2023 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Pagan (Post 16914995)
And how much would you charge to wax her?

:hmmm:

bout tree fiddy

T-post Tom 04-25-2023 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16914694)
Her face looks like a catchers mitt.

Raymond Chandler approves this post! Also, very happy to see that a picture of a prolapsed uterus was not included. :)


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