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"I broke wind and my uterus came out of my vagina - it felt like I was laying an egg" (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=348486)

Titty Meat

04-24-2023 04:47 PM

"I broke wind and my uterus came out of my vagina - it felt like I was laying an egg"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...me-vagina.html

notorious

04-24-2023 04:54 PM

Quote:

So I was 17 and I farted really loud and it suddenly felt like I had laid an egg, like I was sitting on a tennis ball in my bed, like I was lying on top of one

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I couldn't get comfortable and I'm walking around and I feel like something is, like did I sh**t myself? Like something is out.

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She continued: 'Turns out my uterus fell out, which doesn't usually happen until your in your mid 70s when your pelvic floor decides it has given up.

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'Turns out when you push when you poop, it weakens your pelvic floor so much that your uterus could fall out or your rectum and you just have to stick it back in.'

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/horrified.gif

big nasty kcnut

04-24-2023 04:58 PM

don't look it up. My god.

notorious

04-24-2023 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 16914695)

don't look it up. My god.

Not for the faint of heart.

Spoiler!

Titty Meat

04-24-2023 04:59 PM

I bet it smelled good

RealSNR

04-24-2023 05:00 PM

Ma'am, you dropped this

big nasty kcnut

04-24-2023 05:02 PM

Also give new meaning to pussies are a popping.

Kman34

04-24-2023 05:03 PM

First Rodgers to the Jets , now this.. It’s a hell of a Monday…

Spott

04-24-2023 05:04 PM

More posts about Billay’s mom?

Bearcat

04-24-2023 05:10 PM

https://y.yarn.co/ea620f66-b979-4cf7...d1208_text.gif

KCUnited

04-24-2023 05:11 PM

Sprite Challenge?

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The Franchise

04-24-2023 05:11 PM

Her uterus fell out and she nicknamed it Clay.

WhawhaWhat

04-24-2023 05:16 PM

https://i.imgflip.com/3vi3f7.jpg

Wisconsin_Chief

04-24-2023 05:19 PM

Well that took my horniness level from a solid 9 right down to a straight empty.

Megatron96

04-24-2023 05:21 PM

Duct tape. fix that shit right up.

Chris Meck

04-24-2023 05:57 PM

I assumed this was Phillip Rivers' wife.

seclark

04-24-2023 06:08 PM

Didn’t meph janx have a goat with this issue?
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FlaChief58

04-24-2023 06:09 PM

Despite what you hear, biological males don't have vaginas

scho63

04-24-2023 07:20 PM

I broke wind and shit came out my ass. It felt like I was laying a chocolate golf ball.

fan4ever

04-24-2023 07:24 PM

My money's on BEP now.

TLO	04-24-2023 08:06 PM

Is breaking wind similar to taking head?

kozzman555

04-24-2023 08:10 PM

This is what happens these days when kids start smoking jazz cabbage, dancing late at night, and using Bad Dragon toys.

Indian Chief

04-25-2023 08:03 AM

I desperately want to go back in time 90 seconds and never open this thread.

AdolfOliverBush

04-25-2023 08:20 AM

Who's up for a game of tetherball?

Mephistopheles Janx

04-25-2023 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16914786)

Didn’t meph janx have a goat with this issue?
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Good memory... I did. The goat had one kid and he is doing very well!

The question becomes... is it going to happen again. If it does I will need to find her a new home. Either on a farm or in my freezer.

ptlyon

04-25-2023 01:42 PM

Mmmm.... Goat uterus... It's what's for dinner

Radar Chief

04-25-2023 01:46 PM

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T-post Tom

04-25-2023 01:53 PM

“Mother of the Year” award:

“At this point it was 3 a.m., and I was starting to freak out a bit. My mom said she would help me in the morning, and I went back to sleep.”. :doh!:

ptlyon

04-25-2023 01:56 PM

"I'll give you something to cry about!"

Fish	04-25-2023 01:57 PM

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When I woke up around 10 a.m., it was back inside me. I had thought I dreamed it until I saw the photo I took.'

JFC finding that on your phone.......

T-post Tom

04-25-2023 02:57 PM

On behalf of CP: “Would!”

TimeForWasp

04-25-2023 03:08 PM

If you could see a fart, it would probably look like a placenta from Belize.

Rain Man

04-25-2023 03:37 PM

Do those things not come out and snap back in? How do you clean them?

FlaChief58

04-25-2023 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16916157)

Do those things not come out and snap back in? How do you clean them?

Pressure washer

Bearcat

04-25-2023 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16916157)

Do those things not come out and snap back in? How do you clean them?

By having kids... flushes everything out.

BEAVER

04-25-2023 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16916157)

Do those things not come out and snap back in? How do you clean them?

You are thinking of a Pro-lapsed rectum.

Brody Wa

04-25-2023 05:56 PM

Are there pictures? Asking for a friend.

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