They looked for decomposition, and found nun
 

Did any of you go and touch it yet?

In B4 this thread makes any sense

What the hell?


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I don't do day old donuts.

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Sorry, I don't speak ketamine.

Drunk on a Thursday with a holiday weakened coming up?

It's exactly what the thread title says, you guys. Not far away in little ol Plattsburg MO

I did get smashed last night but for this I'm being extremely literal

This is nun of our business.

Don't think it's worn off yet

It's Friday, how drunk are you?!?!

I don't know why, but this really made me laughLMAO

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Wood

When your eyes are that crusty, you know you're sleeping well

Nothing worse than crusty eyes and morning breath
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Dear OP,

You may kiss a nun once, but try not to get in the habit.

Good grief, are we that short of miracles we have to start digging up dead nuns to look at? What reason did they have for even thinking about this?

"Nun" at all

Black don't crack...except for her beef jerky hands, of course.

Mother****er beat me to it

I heard she mainly had a diet of Twinkies and hot dogs...

Does this decomp live next to you?

Sounds like she will be on display until the 29th if you and want to go check out this miracle

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my hometown.. family moved there the same year the chiefs moved to KC.

Also, if on judgement day this thread is looked back upon as a mockery of faith, please understand that was never my intent, but rather an opportunity to bring religion to the forefront of a group I have an allegiance to.* *Amen.

Noted! However, it does have a bit of a feeding pearls swine vibe. Dogs on a leash man. They don't care enough to have their hearts transformed. Pagans will Pagan.

The lord works in mysterious ways!

LMAO

Shut the **** up nutjob

DMT?