***Official Royals at Cardinals Memorial Day GDT***
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here&#39;s how we&#39;re taking the field in St. Louis, with Josh Staumont heading to the mound to open the two-game series vs. the Cardinals.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WelcomeToTheCity?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WelcomeToTheCity</a> <a href="https://t.co/6V9XG8kJfx">pic.twitter.com/6V9XG8kJfx</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Royals (@Royals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Royals/status/1663197928373071872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The I-70 Series!<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/STLCards?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#STLCards</a> <a href="https://t.co/ORUIY1kykG">pic.twitter.com/ORUIY1kykG</a></p>&mdash; St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cardinals/status/1663200510059458565?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Let's ****ing go!!! This series is ours!!!!!

Time in now!!!!!

scumbag tards will prolly win this one by 15 runs

But I just don't want to see that shit so please, please, please beat these Fergusonistan biggest bundle of stickss in baseball down in their own park on memorial day.

Amen.

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I saw a cardinal at the cemetery today.

Old saying means a loved one that has departed is watching over you.

Staumont let's go!

Man Bun getting it done in the first.

Think we should pick up this corporate whore gear like the red turds?

Stifel! So cool!

Maybe we can get sponsored by Cerner or Sprint or some company with a similar trajectory that matches the Royals!

Jungle Law Bitches.

But we know someone will sponsor the uniform its coming eventually.

We still have the last WS win and the last head-to-head WS win.

They also have no football team.

So suck on that you St Louis crum-bum-flunkies

Stan "The Man"

Whooooaaa cool ass nickname, sounds like a real dick eater to me!

Pratto with a nice double.

Pasta is celebrating that injury lol.

Awesome , we got ourselves a no hitter going!

Only 6 more innings, I feel it!

Down to 5

LOL at watching Salvador Perez scoring from first on that MJ Melendez triple.

Salvy might need an IV after that run lol

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="da" dir="ltr">Speedster Salvador Perez. <a href="https://t.co/LsqDV4m9fK">pic.twitter.com/LsqDV4m9fK</a></p>&mdash; Anne Rogers (@anne__rogers) <a href="https://twitter.com/anne__rogers/status/1663267589127020544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Fundamental baseball.

I've brought the Karma, er sumpthin!

4 left.

First full game I've watched all of May.

Let's go!!!!

I very much expect Pratto to crash back to earth but this is a pleasant surprise.

Hey Lew , remember when we had that neg rep war years ago, ?? I was thinking about that awhile ago just chuckling.

Of course, Steven Matz goes 1-2-3 in his first relief appearance after being demoted to the bullpen.

Yeah I do, you were a real dick back then!

(I can't recall what I was pissed at you about?) ROFL

Drew Waters! Elite defense.

LMAO I can't remember exactly either.Thinking I was giving a certain Royal a hard time. Maybe McDuffy. Yeah, I was a dick. Good times!

Drew with the great catch to end the inning

Is it still a perfect game or just a no hitter?

I'm bringin it guys! 3 more.

it's a perfect game.

The Bally Sports Cardinals telecast is doing everything it can to jinx it.

They just said there's never been a combined perfect game in MLB history.

Hopefully Mayer doesn't go next inning then. Get our best fresh reliever next inning(s) and go for it.

Massey got popped pretty good

They brought him out for the seventh LOL

Lol

I'm feeling confident! 6 MOAR outs.

Are you tarted!

This is going to turn into a loss for the ages

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">There have been 19 combined no-hitters in <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MLB?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MLB</a> history.<br>The Kansas City <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Royals</a> are bidding to become the 1st team in history to throw a combined perfect game.<br>They lead the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/STLCards?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#STLCards</a> 3-0 through 7 innings with Mike Mayers pitching 6 of the perfect innings</p>&mdash; Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) <a href="https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/1663277232092254208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Holy shit this is incredible.

Rub some dirt on it Lopez. Lets go!

Nicky got domed lol

I mean the guy got hit hard, he just got hit to defenders. It worked. I doubt the org is real worried about the stat. Just trying to save bullpen and win the game.

Also, from what I can tell Mayers has never had a quality start in his major league career.

If we can maintain a no hitter I'm confident 4 runs will be enough

Vinnie Pasquantino is 3-for-5 with a double and two RBI! He has the top exit velocity on a batted ball in this game with a ball hit at 109.5 MPH.

His pitching is on point. Great movement on that slider he throws. Take him out , we lose.

6 outs boys. This can tide us over to training camp!!

Oh, I don't care if they lose. I want them to pitch the only combined perfect game in MLB history. I think not letting Mayers go more than 6.0 is the best way to do that.

Exhibit 2,900,000 why you never, ever, ever throw Salvy a strike. I'm amazed any pitcher ever does.

And it is over.

Should have took him out!

Yep. Once they trotted out Mayer again you knew it wasn't gonna be in the cards.

Welp, Royals got me to watch them for two innings. Way to go Royals! Turning the channel now and hitting the grill.

BWILLIE JINXED ! WAY TO GO ,IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

What's funny though is I started joking about a no hitter in the second inning just for fun and it turned into a real thing going forward. Like Lewdog this is the first game I've watched this month. Oh well.

How would you have closed it out knowing this?

Bobdong

Really!, We just set a franchise record for HR's in the month of May.

And we broke our record again. This is fun.

Masseydong

I like this Card's pitcher

save some hits for tomm

This is beautiful. This is how baseball should always be played!

These O's aint Royal!

Great win against Chicago’s toilet.

St louis can eat shit, at least for one day.

Glad that was blacked out for me on MLB.tv

Well, at least the good news is that the Royals are now 17 38.

Keep winning and we're approaching the .333 plateau.

PBJ

Welp, that was an embarrassing performance. Glad I only had to listen to it on the radio. Christ, the Cardinals are refried ass.