1st Wedding Anniversary Gift Help
 

I can't post this on Facebook to get ideas. You're a bunch of married men, so I figure you might have an idea or two. And, perhaps, there might be a few feasible ones I can choose to help inspire me.

The first anniversary is paper. In doing general searches, the main idea is first dance song lyrics printed and framed. Not a fan. A coupon book seems pretty elementary. I thought of tickets to a concert, but no one prints tickets anymore. HELP!



PS. We're going on a road trip and doing the fancy restaurant thing later in the week, so this is just something to give him day of.

Blow job with commemorative Gatorade bottle and reciept from where you bought it from.

You're welcome.

Toss his salad

Belize for NYE

Nothing says you have to follow that stupid yearly thing. Get him something you know he would appreciate and use.

I got a box of cash with a heart drawn on it.
Still my favorite.

Sorry, didn’t read the OP. Have Haywire draw you a picture of you tossing his salad.

I know. Just being traditional. If all else fails, I can get him the chainsaw he keeps saying he still doesn't have...lol.

rim job.

OH! This gives me an idea! He's been trying to get into woodworking, so I could get him a Woodworking for Dummies book. :)

Okay I like the way you think!!!

toilet paper roll dildo


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Chainsaw! Winner!

Have you considered licking his butthole?

ROFL

Y'all are awesome.

I guarantee you that he won't care that it's supposed to be the "paper" anniversary. Just get him something that you know he likes. It will be much more appreciated than some "paper" thing

my wife and I have been married 11 years now and about midway through we decided to stop wasting money on gifts for each other unless its just something small. Instead we do something big every year. We bought a new bed, bought a house, a nice vacation, etc

Gift card to Cordell and Cordell

This.

ChiefsPlanet NEVER disappoints!

ROFL

Stones In Mono boxset from Facebook Marketplace

We just went on a weekend trip to somewhere my wife and i enjoy and got a fancy dinner one night

I got my wife a couple of these last year. She loved them.
And yeah, we had agreed years ago to not waste money on anniversary gifts. Still, sometimes I just can't pass up a good thing.

https://wanderprints.com/cdn/shop/pr...g?v=1646649760

Fully customizable, btw.

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This all day. I believe 5 year is the wood. Just tell him he has exceeded your expectations so much you decided to advance him to the wood anniversary.

That's what we're doing this year. It's probably what we'll end up doing each year - just a few days away without the kiddo. We plan to toast each year on our anniversary with the personalized flutes we had at our wedding. I just had the last minute thought of the paper gift with it being our first.

Be sure to get a Stihl. ;)

He's right you know gif here:

I did consider:

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Give him the 3S treatment:

Sex, sustenance, silence.

Buy him some higher end beer or booze he wouldn't otherwise buy.

I could never bring myself to care too much about the "thought that counts" kind of stuff.

Divorce papers

It is a paper anniversary.

I wouldn’t buy the chainsaw unless you know EXACTLY which one he wants. But anHome Depot gift card for what a chainsaw costs would probably work.

Yeah you're over thinking this. A couple mouth hugs and he'll be good

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Type "KC chiefs" in WordPad, times new Roman font, size 48. Red font if you have a color printer. Print it out and hand it to him. He WILL cry ♥️

My wife is pretty good with gifts, and for my birthday a few years ago she got me a Chiefs team photo from my birth year (1980), which I thought was pretty good and plenty thoughtful.

That would make my dick cry

my dick would SOB

Rule #1 about chain saws is you don't purchase chainsaws from box stores like Lowes, Home Depot etc. Husqvarna is notorious for having lower quality models at the box stores and better quality chainsaws at dealer sites. Dealers then in turn wont work on the box store stuff.
Stihl does not sell to box stores.
Sorry, off my chainsaw rant.

A good rimming then blow his world and stick your finger as far up his ass as you can while blowing him.

How many gallons of CUM would shoot out?

After a year he could probably use a week to himself.

Good idea, he can make his own damn paper.

You know of any good paper salesmen?

Just send him a box filled with paper towels, Kleenex and toilet paper.

Don’t let Willie Gay see this post

She's already stated that she's doing that. Boy, will he be surprised.

Get him something he can actually use. Like a PornHub subscription...

A Button Gwinnett autographed card would be both creative and a subtle reminder of how you value your history together.

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:hmmm:1st anniversary is paper


I think Divorce papers would be appropriate


OR a Patrick Mahomes rookie Card

69 lmao

PS5?

Hot lingerie and blowjob. We men are incredibly easy to please

That would work for me....I'd rather have that than most material gifts.

Anal. Dry.

And Congrats!

Hookers and blow is always appreciated.

Let him **** your bestie

You're always making me google stuff!

A lifetime fishing and hunting permit.


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For him or her?

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Get him a bottle of his favorite cologne and boink his brains out.

We aren't very high maintenance.

every guy enjoys pegging

i mean getting pegged

A unicorn.

If you don't know how to cook a steak there's always takeout.

Do men wear cologne now?

I was digging in a drawer the other day and came across some colognes that I owned before I was married. They were still half full or more. I've been married for 32 years.

I still wear Stetson Black when the mrs and I go out.
Fun fact, the mrs has never been able to smell since birth, so I wear if for myself. I love the stuff

A cornucopia of dildos and antifreeze is customary, IIRC.

Wait, can she taste food?

I can't believe it took 57 posts for Anal.


And from a n00b to boot. Skip would be embarrassed.


This place is slipping.

A stack of Monopoly money with a hidden folded up Benjamin inside. A joke but also something needed as well. At the year anniversary, money is still always needed.

Another cool idea: learn the basic origami swan and fold up a bunch of them and put them on a mirror tile.

Get him a sleeve...

Maybe I should start wearing it again. It helped me to get a mate 32 years ago, so maybe now it would make women yearn for me since I'm inaccessible to them.

You wouldn't think so, but she can. She's also hyper sensitive to black pepper, but has no problem with cayenne. She has a hard time with subtle flavors too. It was really hard learning how to cook for her taste, but I figured it out. Basically I have to be light handed when I season food

Absolutely.

My wife bought me Yellowstone for my BD.

Arrange a threesome with a women who is half your age and twice as hot.

He’ll love it!

This thread went EXACTLY as expected.

CP in all it's glory. ROFL

NFL Sunday Ticket. Print out the receipt.

You're welcome.