Would you rather have testicular contusion or lose Mahomes for the year?
 

Listening to ESPN Radio this morning, Mike Greenberg and company was discussing this baseball injury. A ball to the nuts caused a "testicular contusion"
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The question they asked was would you rather have a "testicular contusion" or lose your starting quarterback for the year ala Aaron Rodgers?

So a major hit in the nuts or losing Mahomes for the year, which one would you choose?

I hate the offseason. Oh wait

That didn't hurt

I'd pull a Ronnie Lott and have the bruised ball surgically removed. No way I'd vote to lose Mahomes for a year.

HIT DEEZ NUTS

I'd rather have your thread starting privileges revoked.

A kid on my pop warner team told us about how he woke up insane pain and it felt like his balls were twisted up into a tight ball. He had to have some kind of surgery. You never forget a thing like that.

Sometimes you have to take one for the team.

Reminds me of my first marriage.

Losing Mahomes for the year 100/100. I got hit in the nuts while I was catching for my little bro. I was like 15-16 and he put it in the dirt. Bounced and drilled me right in the testiculars. Worst pain I've ever had by far. I rolled around wailing in pain for about 10 minutes. I don't think they bruised and he only threw it about 50ish mph. I couldn't imagine a professional pitcher doing it.

There are very few things I'd go through that pain again for and a game isn't even close to one of them.

Your ex wife already took your nuts.

Reminds me of a night when I was playing pool with my friend Tom. He broke, hard, and when he did one of balls flew off the table and hit me right in the jewels. Dropped me instantly. **** that hurt.

Of course, I'll never forget his reaction when he came over to check on me.

HAHAHA Hey Tim HAHAHA are you HAHAHA okay? LMAO

Would have made a great YouTube video had it not predated camera phones and YouTube.

I'll keep that in mind the next time your wife is licking my taint.

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beat the shit out of my balls until we get that lombardi bro

give me the nut bruise

It’s crazy how the smallest hit in the right place can knock you to your knees. Taking a cue ball or a baseball to the nuts sounds like the worst pain imaginable. I used to have a friend in high school that would perpetually rack himself while skateboarding and get so pissed off afterwards once he recovered. That shit just made me laugh twice as hard which would just piss him off even more.

You'd think at some point he would have learned to wear a cup.

From my experience, I learned not to stand beside the business end of a pool table when a big drunk guy with anger issues was breaking. :D

Not like you are using them anyway.

I would let someone shoot my penis with a hollow point bullet if it meant Patrick Mahomes would stay healthy

The only person with a testicular contusion will be Trevor Lawrence after Jones and Co knock his dick in the dirt.

Isle drunk 2 that!!!!!!

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Is Gracie the one kicking me?

You're assuming he has any

A hollow point for a hallow wienie

Would need a hella good scope!

Considering that watching the Chiefs play w/o Mahomes would be like getting kicked in the nuts for 3 hours every Sunday, i'd much rather take my ball bruise and at least have the enjoyment of watching Mahomes play.

U only need one nut

Chiefs Kingdom is more important than my nuts.

I'll be taking one for the team...

I was done having kids anyway.

I proudly present my beanbag for the beating.

But would you give Billay a blow job to keep Mahomes healthy?

Ectopic dislocation of the testicle into the upper inner thigh post motorcycle accident is the worst ball trauma I have ever seen.

Pain is temporary, banners fly forever. Nut shot

Easy. Most active guys have had a contusion or similar in that spot. The pain passes before the time an NFL game takes.

This is bad mojo!! Burn this thread with the power of the sun.

Been to 3 out of the last 4 Super Bowl’s and won 2 of them. That’s more than I had in the past 42 years. Mahomes is out for a year. Sorry everyone.

This is EXACTLY where I am to bredda. BEAT THE SHEEEEEEIIIIIITTTTT OUUTA CLAYS BAWLS…. And give us that Lombardi bro!!

Would you meet Harrison Butker at the George Brett statue, or give In58men back his thread starting privelidges?

For what it's worth, Diaz played the following night and went 2/4 with a double and a couple RBI.

So how bad could it have truly been?

One evening of discomfort vs. losing a full season of the greatest QB to ever live?

Any of you that voted for losing Mahomes would regret it in under a month.

I thought beanbag hurt until I took a skipper to the tip of my junk.

Screwing around during practice; playing SS without a cup. Our big hitter just tops the shit out of one. I thought I had a read on a pretty standard, if hard hit, bunny hop. So I come up on it a little and that thing had so much top spin that it just never rose on the hop - didn't so much as get the tip of my glove on it and it just gets aaaaaaallllll mushroom cap.

A bruised peckerhead is no fun at all.