Dear Swifties
 

If you are coming here and you do not know anything about football, you probably should not be here.

But welcome to the bandwagon.
We will take your fandom-but CP is not the place for you.

Just my opinion

and Kelce was famous before TS came along.

Hes a teacher.
So you'll ignore him.

Im sure they'll love the classic threads here. Or they might gouge their eyes out...

These Swifties live close to you?

Dear Swifties - Don't take the drink that Hootie is offering you.

And then the swifties...

eDave is gonna be on an ass licking binge

7 posts before they say nope

Don't listen to him. We are a wealth of knowledge beyond just football. We can teach you about:

Aids Trees
Antifreeze cocktails
DVDA (feel free to ask)
WEED
Blue Waffles
Who's really behind the 9/11 attacks
Kids in Wayfair cabinets
....and much much more!

I heard on the radio that some of the Swifties were concerned for her safety because Travis is "prone to violence" because he threw a couple of TC punches. Those types of folks would never survive in this place.

Charger fans are considered to be mythical creatures. Like Bigfoot, the Lock Ness Monster & Rich Scalon

Never lick your BF's GF's vagina in a hot tub.

DVDA is my personal favorite. All the other stuff is just factual information. We all know 9/11 was an inside job and Pizza Gate and Wayfair are really just child trafficking operations. Blue Waffles should never be eaten, weed is wonderful, and you can simultaneously drink an antifreeze cocktail and crash into an AIDS tree.

Such as the benefits of pooping at Kohls

That is not advice anyone should listen to. It was a smashing success for that guy.

Im... proud?
No?
Maybe?

Don't smell anyone's fingers ever.

If Tay Tay were to do a song about CP:

I Knew You Had Aids

You Belong In A Woodchipper

It's up to you how you feel about being part of this abusive, dysfunctional group of malcontents. You've been here way too long to start having 2nd thoughts now.

I just had this conversation yesterday 🥰

Ive never really quit this place.
Quit alcohol, drugs, diet coke.

But i like knowing a really healthy chunk of you are alive and happy.

This is such hyperbole.

The only people that don’t ‘survive’ this place have mental illness.

If you search "Chiefs Forum Taylor Swift" we pull up 1st.

There's a chance there's an army of white girls and gays who are absolutely disgusted by us and questioning "Mother's" choice for their latest father figure.

And puns about girls who get their feet removed at amusement parks you moran!

And bigfoot and 9/11.

I swerz I'm the only smartz person herez!

I would make a friendship bracelet for detoxing that just said gangsta with pink stars.

I bet i'd make it look good. I make everything i wear look good.

Ok, out of the 60 posts you've made in the past 6 hours, this one is pretty damn funny.

Swifties, make sure you visit the DC forum and let us know your thoughts on all the political issues and current events of the day

If you knew how much i like stats you'd keep it out of my face.

I feel like I am missing context here.

Was there a thread on this?

Knowing whether that means Best Friend or Boyfriend seems pretty key

What would my friends bracelet look like?


All DC posts aside of course.

More importantly, whose boyfriend has a vagina?

ROFL

There’s comedy gold already happening in this thread!

If you have more chins than Brooke Pryor… move yourself to Two Bills Drive.

Keep what out of your face?

I would just repeat the word MAN with 2 silver balls in between each instance.

But then we'd have a long talk about becoming a Democrat.

This is why you don't think I'm funny.

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Oh boy...

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Yes, I'm currently not on drugs.

Pity I guess

And **** the next guy that mentions drugs to me and gets me lectured.

Free piece of advice to the Swifties; never say Fisty McTat 3 times, he's like Bettlejuice.

Sounds like you need to relax, have you ever considered using marijuana to help with this?

Dear Swifties, I apologize for anything I said in the TayTay needs my D in her V thread.

That's a really kind suggestion.
You must be a really nice person.
I'm so glad we had this chat about drugs that you can then blame me about later.
You are a peach and truly appreciated.

I would probably suggest they visit the “Taylor Swift needs my D in her V” Thread in the picture forum.. That will tell them all they need to know about us.. The canceling of CP will beginning shortly…

Don't forget travel Tips for that long-awaited trip to Belize.

But would you wear it to National City, during a sock check?

There has been a big uptick of Swifties joining Chiefsplanet huh? Where the avg age is around 60. Seems legit.

I’m going to hang out on www.Texansplanet.com until this stuff blows over.

This is why you don't think I'm funny.

Touche

Is this where I'm supposed to insult you?
Go away moderator.

You guys are edging closer to Staylor/The Virus territory.

Team Tha Virus all day.

LMAO

Still can't believe homie said National City.

National City reppin' right here:

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The bandwagon has definately hit an all time high with Taylor Swift dating Kelce.

Their football takes can't be anyway worse than some posters on here

I just figured Swifties would see how we treat women around here and then wouldn't want anything to do with this place. :shrug:

Worked in Barrio Logan

You're playing chess, the rest of us are eating our checkers.

Oh shit. The Lecheros. My fam (Wife's fam) is all from Sherman.

Doing God's work

Hey, Swifties! Don't mind all these angry, old white men! I was with you before Travis and I'm with you now! (My favorite song is 'Mean' so naturally I can fit in here with this bitchy crowd.) Eras Tour June 4th in Chicago changed my life! DM me if you wanna swap goss (I once hugged Travis omg and have pics to prove it!!!). Love ya. -TC

I figured it was the creepy uncle with multiple personality disorder vibe we put out.

Has an actual Swiftie joined?
I hope they followed protocol and introduced themselves in the Spread Thread.

We introduced them to our IT guy Scho and we never saw them again.

Haha, I read stanleychief's post and immediate thought of replying with: scho, get in here! LMAO

LMAO
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I'm not even a woman.

Thats ok.. Theres a lot of posters here that aren't even men...

❤️

Have you found a Swiftie free zone?

:D

This is defiantly not a welcoming space for Swifties or anyone else for that matter.

Yes- you Are probably right.



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Welcome Swifties,

CP is the BTK of Chiefs fan sites. People are super helpful and you should post and start threads to ask any questions you might have about football or the Chiefs.

ROFL no lack of burst for CP