*****The Official Chiefs vs JETS game day thread*****
 

Game on

LFG

In. We’re going to make swift work of these ****ers.

Take a shot every time they mention or show Taylor Swift

Oh hell, I gotta work Monday. Imma gonna have a hangover……..

"Sir Travis," Lady Swift pleaded. "Your lance is keen, but I beseech thee: spend not your heart upon the battlefield yonder, lest it's passions never return to my bosom."

"My Lady," he proudly replied. "Alright nah!"

Away sped Warpaint. York would fall, but love would rise.

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Horny for KC

Victory will be Swift and painless... RIP Jets..

KC Chiefs will win

Enjoy the game till you pass out

Sunday night games are my favorite time to watch my favorite team (the Kansas City Chiefs) play!

**** Chris Collinsworthless. Hope he gets a paper cut on his adams apple and bleeds out.

Let's win this thaaaang!

The Chiefs are on the War Path

Welcome to New York. Are you ready for it? Chiefs just need to play fearless and Mahomes needs to shake it off and hit Kelce in the blank space for a touchdown. No way in the Jets wildest dreams will they come close to winning.

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Zach Wilson will be our best player!!

This is cringe.

The Kansas City Chiefs are my favorite team & I like boobs.

I'm in bitches, holiday weekend...

off the next two games as well :D

Chiefs 52
Jets 12

I almost feel sorry for them...almost

Chiefs 38
Cessna's 12

Let do this! Let's kick some airplane a$$.

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In, out, go home. Too much drama comes with New York

With Nick Bolton out I'm expecting Leo Chenal is going to step it up and kick ass. and dominate.

In for the win.

#19 from GA would look good in Chiefs red.

Ready to go. Hope we can destroy them early.

Travis Kelce decided to break the internet and put his nuts on T Swift, so the broadcast would focus exclusively on that instead of how Jawaan Taylor lines up.

Brilliant.

I'm waiting all day for Sunday night :deevee:

i was literally saying the same thing!!!

AND I LIKE BOOBS TOO!!!!!!!!!



(i really really really like boobs)

Agreed, as long as they are attached to a woman. Man boobs are not good under any circumstances

In. Now we wait.

I hate waiting for night games, but we are there for a reason (which I'll take every time)

well, obviously!!


just waiting for someone to post an unflattering manboob pic.....

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Go Chiefs!

This is going to get crazy

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">taylor was joined on her girls night out in NYC last night by blake lively, sophie turner, ellie johnson, brittany mahomes, amanda santa, ashley avignone and olivia de jonge! <a href="https://t.co/NVZhvpksur">pic.twitter.com/NVZhvpksur</a></p>&mdash; abbie �� (@tayvisnation) <a href="https://twitter.com/tayvisnation/status/1708410885922869527?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I hate to be that guy... but the thread title...

Kick ass and take no names Chiefs! :rockon:

God damn it this is so good.

Brittany hanging out with Taylor Swift now lolol

He better keep his big fat pickle holster shut tonight

Zach Wilson's career will end tonight.

The Swifties loathe it.

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Next week.

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How in the hell did the jets scouting dept look at him and think he was worth drafting 2nd overall?

The Jets are half of a good football team.

I don't want to hear it (although I know I will) when The Chiefs struggle to score points the first half. That's a really good defense, and Saleh is a good defensive coach.

About mid-way through the third quarter, I expect them to start to wear down because their offense is so hamstrung by the worst QB in the NFL so that defense is going to be on the field A LOT.

We'll score about 20, and they'll kick a few field goals, and it'll be something like 20-12, 20-13 or something and half of CP will be on the 'trade for Davante Adams' bandwagon.

Our D is going to feast tonight, which is going to give our O more chances.

We're blowing these fools out.

That would be cool, although it's not our tendency to blow people out, especially two weeks in a row.

But this IS a different defense in KC right now, so it's possible that the Jets just implode and turn the ball over a bunch and whatnot.

I'm bracing for an ugly win, though.

Either way, as long as we get the W. That's all that really matters.

Than GOD!!

How many times has Mahomes went up against the supposed best defense in league and had his way with them?? I expect we have no problems scoring 21 to 30 pts tonight..

I was worried sick sweetie I saw you hadn't posted me about 13 hours glad you are good!!

Chiefs 31 Jets 3

I know the weather was horrible last few weeks, especially a few days ago.

Is it finally better back East?

Trying to reach my NJ friends but haven't spoken with anyone yet.

Looks like 71 at game time, and no rain

Sunny and 78 during the day and good weather tonight. No issues with the weather.

D is going to feast

The only concern about this game is the turf. First time Mahomes plays in this stadium. Hopefully we have an injury free win as there are bigger fish to fry.

Maybe the chiefs can put an 80 point effort on this vaunted Jets defense. Their pass rush has sucked ass this year. They’ve been playing soft zone cover 2 all year and have been eaten alive.

They’re desperate now so who knows how they’ll play but the locker room is on the verge of imploding over Peter Pan (Zach Wilson ) not being benched.

LOL PETER PAN

You need a Clay in your fanbase to 'shop that.

If they bench him, who do they go with? I mean, who is their backup?

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Hopefully he's saving some energy for the game

He’s an athlete in his prime not some 55 year old pasty slug hopped up on ED meds.

He could pay her a visit last night, this morning, and at halftime and still grab 10 catches and a touchdown.

Billions of eyes are on him every game he is going to ball out every game .

jesus man

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they're ****ing playing the karaoke track for ME! on CBS now LMAO

OMG, dude. HAHAHAHA You definitely need to watermark these with your socials.

Ahhright nahhh

That's no way to talk about Scho!

only ****ing losers do that

There’s a reason fighters don’t have sex before a fight.. Takes your legs…LMAO

I think this will look a lot like the Steelers playoff game a couple seasons ago. They’ll keep it close in the first, maybe get a cheap turnover, but ultimately we grind down their defense and take advantage of a one-dimensional offense to pull away by the end of the third quarter.

Rooting for a chiefs win, collinsworth to get arrested mid broadcast for child porn, and for Tay-Tay to accidentally airdrop the stadium the nudes she sent to Kelce. I’d settle for just a Chiefs win though. I do really hope something happens to that bitch collinsworth though, maybe a sprained ankle walking into the booth.

I hope Andy gave him the business in the media meeting for ****ing with our rt tackle…. Bitch needs a beat down..

line moved to 7.5

Hammock Parties' artistic creativity is greatly underappreciated.

Ahhh yes, I see you come here often.


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They get shared, and then the creator gets some traffic. What's dumb about that?