BEEEEEEEEEP
 

BEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Not a zombie.

Imagine that.

5G nano particles got into muh brain!!

It feels good doesn't it?

Like the first time you snorted coke.

That was a reminder that I am, in fact, still a fan of the KC Chiefs.

Carry on.

I am hungry...for pizza.

I got 3 of them.

1 in English.
2 in Spanish.

Everyone else in the office only got 1.
Does my phone think I speak Spanish?

Sir do you have a greencard?

My wife works with a girl that has a strong Mexican accent. Her phone definitely spies on conversations as we get commercials and ads in spanish and we both got spanish alerts.

Not a zombie, but came really hard.

I was exposed to a huge amount of 5g radiation, lets see if I become the incredible hulk!

I've been re-watching Narcos on Netflix...

I think my nanites malfunctioned.

Now that the trigger text has activated the latent Marburg virus in my vax tainted blood, I am going to start getting my final arrangements in order.

As Marty once said in his most downcast voice: “It’s been fun.”

Did anyone else just wake up covered in someone else's blood and holding a large kitchen knife?

Weird that they did it 2 minutes earlier than they were supposed to.

Yesterday

God damn daylight savings time

Gotta catch people by surprise if you wanna turn them into zombies!

Everybody's mitichlorians have been activated. Jedi Force Powers ENGAGE!!
Feels good, man.

Maybe it's really a successful test of the government's time dilation device where they can make the world go back in time, but only two minutes.

I've got this sudden hankering for brains...

Christopher Nolan furiously taking notes

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Aaron Rodgers running to grab his AR-15 with a handful of burning sage right now and frantically texting Rogan “IT’S ON”</p>&mdash; BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) <a href="https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1709634508880781331?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 4, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

What movie was it at the end everyone's phone rang at the same time?

this warning live by you?

Hope all the DC nut jobs destroyed their phones and tablets in fits of rage and won’t post here anymore.

I choose to believe that they did that before the Q dipshits could turn off their phones.

Finally! Now we know why the Thermians took the Omega 13, they were protecting us from Sarris.

So we don't get to start offing zombies then?

I haven't seen Samuel L. Jackson.

Is it not normal to have this happen on an almost daily basis?

Did your phone say "Miranda"?

Nextdoor idiots strike again

But, if it’s the right two minutes. . .👍🏻

This new device is very powerful if used wisely.

Ever since the alert I’ve had the the urge to poop at a Kohls!!! Thanks Obama!!!