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Demonpenz 11-18-2023 04:34 PM

What ED medicine do you use?
 
My anti-depressants have left me limp even checking out X-artcumshots on jizzsizzle.com I am hoping to score with some girls from Whispers in Kansas City Kansas. Last time I went there i forgot to use my Old Spice Deodorant and I am fat and sweaty so i smelled like a dumpster that had Corn Chili poured in there and sat for 33 hours. I am looking for something that gets me hard enough to slide in but does not give me a heart attack. I drink 2 or 3 rockstars a day so having a stroke isn't out of the question. I also sometimes have sex headaches which happen when I am jacking so hard my head starts pounding and the veins in my head get all big. I also can't do expensive shit because I work as a housekeeper cleaning up rouge busch lite bottles and rubber gloves. So what is your experience.

Jewish Rabbi 11-18-2023 04:35 PM

I watch Patrick Mahomes II highlight videos

Demonpenz 11-18-2023 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 17229372)
I watch Patrick Mahomes II highlight videos

That Is a GOod place to Start! /roy75 voice

Direckshun 11-18-2023 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 17229370)
My anti-depressants have left me limp even checking out X-artcumshots on jizzsizzle.com I am hoping to score with some girls from Whispers in Kansas City Kansas. Last time I went there i forgot to use my Old Spice Deodorant and I am fat and sweaty so i smelled like a dumpster that had Corn Chili poured in there and sat for 33 hours. I am looking for something that gets me hard enough to slide in but does not give me a heart attack. I drink 2 or 3 rockstars a day so having a stroke isn't out of the question. I also sometimes have sex headaches which happen when I am jacking so hard my head starts pounding and the veins in my head get all big. I also can't do expensive shit because I work as a housekeeper cleaning up rouge busch lite bottles and rubber gloves. So what is your experience.

I bolded the part of your post that your ex is going to use to wrest custody of your kids away from you.

KCUnited 11-18-2023 04:39 PM

Chili cheese Fritos get me harder than a $10 bag of $0.05 jawbreakers

Demonpenz 11-18-2023 04:41 PM

But why would you use Chili Cheese Fritos. Is it not a better idea to go to sonic? /donger voice

Easy 6 11-18-2023 04:55 PM

A lil alcohol to loosen the pump
Taste those pheromones
A whisper in my ear

FlaChief58 11-18-2023 04:58 PM

Thankfully my little soldier still stands at attention when he's told. I did have a buddy give me a viagra once. The mrs had a hard time getting around the next day and told me not to do that again. Go figure...

Spott 11-18-2023 05:05 PM

Billay's mom.

Demonpenz 11-18-2023 05:09 PM

If I wanted aids i would watch Kolton Wong try to hit for power /Hamas Jenkins

smithandrew051 11-18-2023 05:17 PM

I have the opposite problem.

I can’t not get a boner.

Donger 11-18-2023 05:19 PM

209, of course.

loochy 11-18-2023 05:44 PM

5mg cialis daily makes it like a rock upon the slightest touch. A gentle breeze could blow and BOING. It can be annoying at times, but you'll also be able to work continuously for a long time with no downtime, if you know what I mean

Titty Meat 11-18-2023 05:48 PM

I cyber with a few dudes on here in DM's

Chief Pagan 11-18-2023 05:50 PM

Hookers and blow.

Shiver Me Timbers 11-18-2023 06:02 PM

Have you tried cooking your rice on the stove top instead of the microwave?
I read somewhere that those tiny radio waves can play hell on a man......wanting to be a man.........

ChiefsCountry 11-18-2023 06:14 PM

Belize is the place to go apparently to fix ED problems

BWillie 11-18-2023 06:48 PM

You only get so many boners

Easy 6 11-18-2023 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 17229426)
5mg cialis daily makes it like a rock upon the slightest touch. A gentle breeze could blow and BOING. It can be annoying at times, but you'll also be able to work continuously for a long time with no downtime, if you know what I mean

So you can just bust and keep on trucking like some kinda robot?

Is Cialis or Viagra really that good?

If so I'm ready to start my www.forhims.com account right NAO

RJ 11-18-2023 06:58 PM

Penicillin. It seems to ease the dripping.

Easy 6 11-18-2023 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ (Post 17229516)
Penicillin. It seems to ease the dripping.

Sorry bout your luck pal, stay away from those whores and get well soon

BryanBusby 11-18-2023 08:24 PM

I stick my dick in a 2 liter bottle of Faygo Moonmist

ChiefsFanatic 11-18-2023 08:36 PM

I don't have this issue, but when I take about 100mg of THC gummies, or more, I find that I am harder, last longer, and the climax is intense.

There is a riddle and a joke in there somewhere.

Taking that amount of THC, and having sex when it has fully kicked in, is definitely chef's kiss emoji.

loochy 11-18-2023 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Ten Beers (Post 17229507)
So you can just bust and keep on trucking like some kinda robot?

Is Cialis or Viagra really that good?

If so I'm ready to start my www.forhims.com account right NAO

Yeah.

You might get rubbery (but still functional) for a couple of minutes, but you're soon back to full staff. Cardiovascular endurance becomes a greater factor than boner endurance. You'll still need to wait a bit for you're refractory period to be able to finish again though.

loochy 11-18-2023 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic (Post 17229728)
I don't have this issue, but when I take about 100mg of THC gummies, or more, I find that I am harder, last longer, and the climax is intense.

There is a riddle and a joke in there somewhere.

Taking that amount of THC, and having sex when it has fully kicked in, is definitely chef's kiss emoji.

Puts me to sleep

I get, like, "can't even screw because I'm falling asleep" type tired

It just knocks me out like nothing else

BWillie 11-18-2023 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 17229817)
Puts me to sleep

I get, like, "can't even screw because I'm falling asleep" type tired

It just knocks me out like nothing else

Same

Abba-Dabba 11-18-2023 10:39 PM

huge black...
























































market for viagra.

Bowser 11-18-2023 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ (Post 17229516)
Penicillin. It seems to ease the dripping.

https://i.imgflip.com/ual56.jpg

trndobrd 11-19-2023 12:03 AM

Xentrex works!
 
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Ming the Merciless 11-19-2023 12:10 AM

https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/HIMS


Ticker Symbol HIMS

price about $7.50 a share



I will get a boner watching my stock rise

BWillie 11-19-2023 12:21 PM

My grandpa said he ran outta boners at 49

IowaHawkeyeChief 11-19-2023 12:29 PM

Another hot teacher thread

seclark 11-19-2023 12:35 PM

Midixadril
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T-post Tom 11-19-2023 01:35 PM

A quick scroll through the “Yum Asians....NSFW” thread works every time. And it’s cheap too!

George Liquor 11-19-2023 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 17229695)
I stick my dick in a 2 liter bottle of Faygo Moonmist

Woop woop mcl fam

BIG_DADDY 11-20-2023 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 17229370)
My anti-depressants have left me limp even checking out X-artcumshots on jizzsizzle.com I am hoping to score with some girls from Whispers in Kansas City Kansas. Last time I went there i forgot to use my Old Spice Deodorant and I am fat and sweaty so i smelled like a dumpster that had Corn Chili poured in there and sat for 33 hours. I am looking for something that gets me hard enough to slide in but does not give me a heart attack. I drink 2 or 3 rockstars a day so having a stroke isn't out of the question. I also sometimes have sex headaches which happen when I am jacking so hard my head starts pounding and the veins in my head get all big. I also can't do expensive shit because I work as a housekeeper cleaning up rouge busch lite bottles and rubber gloves. So what is your experience.

Good god man it sounds like you got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel. How friggen old are you if you don't mind me asking? I can teach you how to make everything work like you are in your 20s again but you gotta save your life first. If all you want is one more pump before you die try Cialis.
What you really need to do is start with a 36 hour fast followed by 12 hour eating window. Do that for 30 days and reset your whole system. I can give you the details if you're interested. Once this is done you should be able to address the 2 areas that need to be addressed, your hormones and hardware. It really comes down to how important this part of your life is,

Pinchshot 11-20-2023 12:54 PM

Oysters

AdolfOliverBush 11-20-2023 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 17229370)
My anti-depressants have left me limp even checking out X-artcumshots on jizzsizzle.com I am hoping to score with some girls from Whispers in Kansas City Kansas. Last time I went there i forgot to use my Old Spice Deodorant and I am fat and sweaty so i smelled like a dumpster that had Corn Chili poured in there and sat for 33 hours. I am looking for something that gets me hard enough to slide in but does not give me a heart attack. I drink 2 or 3 rockstars a day so having a stroke isn't out of the question. I also sometimes have sex headaches which happen when I am jacking so hard my head starts pounding and the veins in my head get all big. I also can't do expensive shit because I work as a housekeeper cleaning up rouge busch lite bottles and rubber gloves. So what is your experience.

Inject meth directly in to your pecker and thank me later.

Actually, never thank me.

crayzkirk 11-20-2023 12:54 PM

What's ED? The only ED I've heard of is ED209...

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Rainbarrel 11-20-2023 02:09 PM

How can she remember you on a breeze. If you can't wipe your dick on the window screen on the way out?

loochy 11-20-2023 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainbarrel (Post 17232235)
How can she remember you on a breeze. If you can't wipe your dick on the window screen on the way out?

What?

Reerun_KC 11-20-2023 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainbarrel (Post 17232235)
How can she remember you on a breeze. If you can't wipe your dick on the window screen on the way out?

Exactly. If you say what to this you’d suck your own dick

seclark 11-20-2023 03:38 PM

Side of the leg, pillow case, curtains, toothbrush…but never window screen.
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wazu 11-20-2023 06:08 PM

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Rausch 11-20-2023 06:11 PM

Well, I found an ED medicine by accident.

Come to find out Cordyceps Militaris gives you no-reason-boners like a 12 year old in math class. It improves circulation so I guess that's not completely unexpected.

Ming the Merciless 11-20-2023 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 17232589)
Come to find out Cordyceps Militaris gives you no-reason-boners like a 12 year old in math class.




they also look pretty phallic


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ilitaris_1.jpg

Rausch 11-20-2023 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ming the Merciless (Post 17232597)

These days everything is marketed as a boner pill. I was taking it because I was taking a number of mushroom powders (lion's mane, turkey tail, reishi, etc) and didn't pay much attention. Mostly like the anti-cancer and positive brain healing effects.
No, it legitimately will give you a hard on in a half hour to an hour. I was just sitting at my desk at work one day and was like what the.....this hasn't happened since grade school.


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