What awesome Christmas Gifts are on your radar?
 

I'm a shit gift giver.

I'm always like damn I wish I'd have thought of that after the holidays.

I have a 9 year old girl and a 5 year old maniac boy that I'm really struggling with. I suck at most of the other adults in my life, but I can usually come up with something.

What do you guys have on the radar?

Beating the Raidets I have lower deck tickets.

That would be a hell of a gift.

Boy get him a dump truck girl get her some makeup brushes.

Henry .22lr
Football cards, binder, pages, sleeves, etc.
Tickets to a game

Those would probably be some things on my wishlist in that age range.

Give them a little brother or sister, maybe?

Woah! Them's fighting words. What did I ever do to you?

It's not necessarily a gift for kids, but I bought myself something cool this weekend as a pre-Christmas gift. I got myself an Ecoflow Delta 2 solar generator and solar panel:

https://us.ecoflow.com/products/delt...40142843773001

(I upgraded the solar panel to the 400W version since I see no reason not to get max power out of it.)

I live in a big city and I've lost power for more than an hour only once in 30 years of living here, but I've always wanted some sort of backup, and my house isn't a good candidate for built-in solar panels. I'll charge this baby up, and when the Chinese or solar flares or heavy snows knock out all of our electrical infrastructure, I can still charge my phone and refrigerator by setting the solar panel up on my balcony. I'm going to be sleeping easier from now on.

One of my RN at work has 6 season tickets and she sold them all to me for $25 each. Yeah I'm stoked.

Just give them gift cards.

The boy needs a full auto orb blaster with glow in the dark orbs

https://www.googleadservices.com/pag...ECAkQDA&adurl=

Boy needs a Milwaukee 3/4 in cordless Impact wrench

Girl needs Milwaukee cordless Grease Gun

I’m not a gamer but we’re ready to get the almost 6 year old boy a Nintendo switch so we can play Mario Kart with him too.

Give him a couple weeks before you crush his spirit with your 20 years of practice.

Heh…just remember once you let that cat out of the bag…there’s no putting it back.


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I hate shopping.

SCROOGE!!!

Then you irreparably break the family when Mario Party is brought into the equation.

Him a drone or telescope her a pink neon sign of her name or a pendant necklace.

Mario Party is bad.

Not nearly as bad as getting 4 kids through that Bowser level where he's destroying the whole thing.

...

Ew.

Listening….

This is your idea of boy/girl gifts.

The 5 year old maniac will crash the drone and play pirate with the telescope. But at least the 9 year old can feel pretty under soft lighting.

A radar detector would be good

Hoping to get a dry herb vaporizer! Keep seeing one I want but I think my family is probably getting me one. Aside from that, I’m saving for Jamaica in June/July!

I wanna know which one you want.

I'm easy to buy for. Chiefs stuff is always good, but I'm at the age where I have more than enough "stuff" so I tell everyone not to get me anything

You underestimate farm boys, the kid operates the combine like a boss and is probably on his third farm truck, not because he crashed it, he just done wore it out. And you’re probably right on the telescope but who hasn’t played pirates?!

His father called him a maniac.
I'm right about everything.

Well you’re a woman so suppose.

😂❤️ I'm just mad no one ever got me a telescope.

Which pocket model would you recommend?

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For crispy, the Pax is still my favorite and it took everything in me not to send a pocket vibrator link.

wait, youve got 4 kids?

your poor vajayjay.

She didn't care, I had 4 C-sections.
But sweet of you to care.
Not at all creepy.

#badass!

I remember the year my grandpa gave my grandmother a new in the box Remington 870

That’s like sigourney weaver in alien 4 times. Pretty sure I’d pass out

He's used one before at some laser tag kind of outfit. He mowed down everyone. Unfortunately me and his sister would be the only thing he'd ever shoot at, that doesn't seem like a great outcome for me.

ROFL

I like where your head's at.

I'm holding off on the video games for awhile. Maybe that's the wrong thing to do, but that's what we're trying to do.

I proposed to the wife a remote controlled helicopter. Wife took Katipan's position.

I live in town, so a telescope would probably just be used to spy on the neighbors.

Don't have kids so we usually do a small present or two but this year I'm going to do stocking stuffers at the dispensary

Thank you both for spoiling my “did anyone hear an echo?” Joke

I would probably get confused and drink that stuff. And ditto on the pocket rocket popping up in your head too

I have pictures of the first 2 surgeries before lawyers got involved and told hospitals that wasn't a great idea.

They're pretty great picts but if there is anything gross its when they cut through 3 other scar tissues during my 4th.

Sounded like cutting burlap.

Merry Christmas!

Get out the sawzall and get them kids a moon roof to go with it

Merry Christmas to you too! If I don’t stop hanging out with you perverts Santa is going to get me a burlap thong just to prove that jolly bastard is always watching

Brainwash that 5 year old early with Chiefs gear. I have friends who sons were contrarians and rooted for a team against their Dad. That sucks. My son was brainwashed early with
Chiefs Christmas and Bday gifts. He was 26 when he and I went to the SB and watched the Chiefs win, best day of my life.

Excellent thought! Plus it will match their cyclones gear! He is raising them right…ketchup and mustard pro AND college

Well, he's half right...:p

:D

I have to hide now he’s going to start launching arrows

The last several years have been the same thing and it sucks. The girlfriend and my three kids always give me the same things. All I get is three white tee shirts and a piece of ass. Worse part? All four are two sizes too big.:shake:

We were going to as well but if he's going to be in his playroom getting screen time, I'd prefer a video game over the senseless Youtube kids shows he watches. His screen time gets limited either way so I'd just prefer something interactive.

I asked for a reprint of the Goodfellas painting, got my fingers crossed...

Can’t live without them also Milwaukee cordless leaf blower and the small shop vac . Wife is getting one and I am getting the other . The leaf blower does a fine job on keeping round baler blower out and nice an clean.3/4 impact was the best 600.00 I’ve spent same with the grease gun

For me I just start ordering shit I want in November/December and then when it arrives I give them to my wife to wrap for me. I hate the holidays anyway so I might as well get things I want/need anyway. So far some more Chiefs Super Bowl gear, a new pullover, some workout shorts and we just had gutters with rain barrels installed so my cheap ass counts stuff like that as a "present."

Belizian and/or Filipino hookers. Gift card is fine

I have two friends that both had this happen. Division rivals on both accounts too.
I chalk it up to bad parenting. Not only would I never buy my kid any of that shit...I wouldn't allow them to bring it in the house regardless of who purchased it.
No way.

CVA Cascade with the veil camo and Cerakote barrel in 6.5 Creedmoor and a new blind.

Hope you're on the nice list, that's a good looking rifle.

I am always on the nice list. :evil:

You should have asked for ammo. At least around here 6.5 Creedmor is really damned expensive.

$25 to $50 a box.

Does anyone have a kindle? The 9 year old likes to read, and I thought it might be a good way to get her more productive screen time. Most days she doesn't have a ton but if I could choose reading a book or mindlessly checking out on a tablet, I'll take the book.

Is that a good option for kids?

Shopping for a two tiered desk and chair with mat. Working at dining table sucks.

Kids like kindles. I hate being attached to Amazon.

My 8 and 11 asked for drawing tablets.

Sis picked me up a new GPS. I used to work the help line @ Garmin before I had this stroke and couldn't remember enough to help folks. Still like their gear.

9 year old girl that likes reading..,get her started on books. She will have plenty of time to be on screens when she is older. Get her a box sets of her a few of her favorite authors.

My boys read and reread their favorites.