Today's menu?
 

Bout to run to the store, looking to see what ya'll doing to give me some ideas...

Pussy

Pussy

Cigarettes

The tears of our enemies.

wife woke me up with a beejay, does that count? :shrug:

Pussy for the first half ASS for the 2nd half

Today? Buffalo 'Oysters'

https://www.bisonblufffarms.com/prod...y-mtn-oysters/

Where's that from?

Pussy.






who am i kidding? im married.

thawing out chickie wings right now....

Somewhere in Buffalo. Found in this thread so looking for it on Doordash now.

Just had a three egg h/c omelet, will be preparing Bloody Mary's w/ Red Kingdom Vodka this afternoon.

Wifey is slow cooking a seared roast for dinner.

Bison - hopefully

Buffalo burgers, for real.

After eating that you will be looking for Toiletdash.

Going Sicilian Pizza and a six pack of Golden Monkey.

The lamentations of the women.


Or some penne and homemade meatballs.

Think I might have a toast sandwich with a tin of baked beans and a Greggs sausage roll for dessert.

I see this kind of joke online all the time. Usually bloated basement dwellers on Reddit.

Do y’all really have such poor health and vigor that you can’t manage eating a slice of pizza without gut issues?

Taquitos with Guacamole, Sour Cream, and Salsa.

Or maybe I might go for fish fingers with all the trimmings.

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Jerk chicken legs. As an appetizer for Bills fan tears, followed by pussy as the dessert

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Pasta Brioni

Lunch will be wasabi crusted ahi tuna salad.

Afternoon of fiesta dip, queso, and baked soft pretzel bites.

Dinner is teriyaki marinated steak over jasmine rice with veggies.

Let's ****ing go!!!!!!!!

buffalo dreams for dinner

buffalo soul for dessert

Where do you buy it from?

What is fiesta dip?

What sort of cheese you do with those?

I'm making some fiesta pinwheels in solidarity with lew for an app.

White chicken chili and cast iron cornbread on the side at the wife's request.

I'll have a couple of cocktails I'd imagine

One of the best dips ever.

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Just the meat counter at Fry's. It seems to be the best quality of the major grocers here and pretty thick cuts.

Usually an aged white cheddar. Wife had some steak out so the Buffalo burgers are Monday's dinner now. ****ing bitch!

Surprisingly found some of those at Costco (surprising for AZ, they have all kind of seafood on the east coast) and they were pretty good... they also have a couple with different dressings that are really good.

I'll have to check out Fry's, there's one close by the geriatric ward out here.

Wow who does she think she is putting meat out w/o consulting you. Treat her like the bills and beat the shit outta her! Attached lyrics for motivation

double

yep. Give them an inch, they'll take a mile. Need to nip that shit in the bud, asap.:thumb:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?.................




Nothing, you already told her twice!

Air fryer chicken wings with Frank's Buffalo sauce. I'm feeling sassy, so I'm also going to make some with a soy honey garlic glaze.

Luv me chip butty simple as

Will you watch the game or spend the entire duration bitching on the political forum?

Probably beef stew with buttered egg noodles. Made the stew yesterday, and don't feel like going out (rainy and cold-ish in phx).

Chicken and dumplings for us...

I'm lazy so it's Bisquik dumplings instead of homemade

Going to a friend's house for the game: menu is Sushi Rolls, Crab Rangoon, and Eggrolls.

I'm rolling solo today so grabbed a green chili pork burrito from Burrito Shack for breakfast

Too hype to eat in the hours before the game

Fry's quality of meat is shockingly good.

I buy the family pack of Fry's thin cut boneless pork chops on sale.

Always excellent quick fried to medium. Takes about 2-3 minutes a side. I tent them in a air tight plastic container. They rest and are juicy as hell.

Do u ever make them for a hooker

Do you have anything else to discuss besides my sex life?

I'm starting to believe your Asian girlfriend worked in a massage parlor and that's where you met her.

Maybe that's why you are infatuated with me and hookers.

Was I one of her prior clients?

Pringles tater chips and coffee

It's very true and surprising. So much better than any other grocery chain here.

Eureka is the one who imported an Asian, not me

Slaps burnt ends and jalapeño cheddar sausage.

This will be my first taste of Kelce's, but it seemed fitting today. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...dc5dbb1077.jpg

Last minute invite-ourselves-over-to lew's CP get together? :hmmm:

The wife wants to FaceTime watching the game together :facepalm:

Sorry bish but I'll be rage posting in the CPGDT because I haven't eaten in 8 hours

microwave White Castle sliders, mad dog 20/20

Sausage patties, scrambled eggs and fries for breakfast

Another reuben for dinner, of course

If I have a reuben it has to be made with a homemade cooked cornbeef brisket, I don't like the deli style.

Thats exactly what I always use

Picked up 4.13 pounder at Aldi for $20 yesterday

Got some filet mignon, mashed potatoes, and green beans

I’ve got two racks of baby back ribs and a some wings on the Yoder right now. Ribs will go into foil in 20 minutes and then back out for sauce and final hour of smoke at 4:00. I’ll crisp up the wings in peanut oil and finish half in a jalapeño garlic dry rub and the rest in buffalo sauce. Wife is cooking up some collard greens for the side. I’m fasting until then so looking forward to one hell of a victory feast!

For pizza that's disgusting.

Since you asked, 6'3 215. 46 years old. Don't have any stomach issues.

I highly recommend it to start your day.

A couple of my Grand Daughters showed up about noon. "PaPa" can we get doughnuts?...... So off we went to Lamars Donuts. 30 min drive from Golden to Lamars on 6th ave in Denver. Spent an hour driving for a dozen fried sugar coated pcs of dough.

I am going to order pizza for the game. It will be delivery.

Looks like standard Great Lakes style deep dish pizza. Maybe the lighting isn’t gram worthy, but it’s fine

Not enough arugula for you?

Chili dogs

Way to go big, OP

I'm getting bbq wings with a good KC style sauce from Momma's, a really good(for Kentucky) bbq place here locally... Kansas City Wings FTW!

Hey don't be sayin nothin bad about chili dogs, no sir... made right they're gourmet fare cleverly disguised as junk food!

Just acknowledging the inspiration being sought from CP resulted in a chili dog

We're going to the ****ing Super Bowl!

In

Actually the vibe I'm getting from this thread is kind of how I've felt all day. Fock the rest of the things that happen today, let's go win a damn football game :D

Thats fair, and you're damn right we are

I've never attempted a chicken chili before, but you've put that one on the short list... its happening soon

the wife's making home made pizzas. They're awesome.

I've made chicken and chorizo chili. It's great.

Sausage and black olive always tastes best homemade IMO.

Chili :)

Wish I could do that, you can't find good chorizo around here besides ordering a meal from the Mexican joint