Safe Space: Brag about yourself or a family member
I'll start. A while back a friend's small business was struggling and it's his family's primary income. It was headed nowhere good so I kind of stuck my nose where it didn't really belong, which he resented at first. I was kind but blunt and talked through the situation with him. We came up with an action plan and he's been implementing it. It's already paying off and I think his business has a very bright future now. If I'd waited a couple more months it might have been too late. He now appreciates that I stuck my nose where it didn't belong. It feels amazing to know I helped someone I care about save their livelihood. I'm a dumbass with a lot of things but small business is one thing in pretty good at.
Also, I don't normally like to brag about this but my giant cock makes Chris Jones little dick look like a clit. Now let's hear about your expensive lunches, kind things you did for others, how your Vornada DG knockoff fan blew the kick wide right, how many inches you can take before gagging, how great of an athlete your kid is, or whatever the **** you want to brag about. |
Lolz “safe space” on CP…..
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I'll brag about my daughter
She's a senior in college and not a crack whor The end. |
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If she does the whole crack whore thing will be an ever present danger for a few decades... |
My 11 year old son is 18-0 in wrestling this season with 15 wins by pinning his opponent. It’s been really fun watching him enjoy a sport I loved as a kid and to have real conversations about the technical aspects of the sport. He’s naturally a really sweet kid, but when he steps out on that mat you can see a transformation come over him and it’s all controlled aggression and intensity. I’m a real proud father.
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Your mom
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Both my older kids won the spelling bee in Jr High, and I did when I was their age a million years ago.
My son is in the 100th percentile in math. The math teacher acts like he's an elite athlete when we have parent teacher conferences because he's so smart. He lacks effort at times, though. Not going to brag about myself. Everyone here has a 12" cock and runs sub 4.5 40s already. |
Being great at math opens up a lot of doors!
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13 inch cock, 4.3 40 time
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$200 lunches, $1000 expense account for EVERY dinner with the most famous of clients, newest greenest most expensive car on the market, 10% tipper
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My 2 year old just shit on the couch
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Managed to do a bit of a clean bulk this winter. I got up to 225 lbs while still keeping a 6 pack. In years past I always ended up adding fat that took a couple of months to shave off for summer.
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My son is graduating from KU in May with a 3.92 GPA in Electrical Engineering. This summer, he is interning at the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Lab in Maryland and in the fall, will start his Masters in EE at KU as a Graduate Research Assistant. KU is paying for his Masters and also paying his living expenses. He will graduate debt free.
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So send her to one of the top colleges in the nation like Harvard, Dartmouth, Princeton, Cornell or MIT to name a few. The tab is on Uncle Sam not you so rest easy. |
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OMG free rein to brag about myself? PBJ
Where do I start........ :hmmm: |
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I once banged a local judges daughter in his den on a friday night, and appeared before him in court on monday
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What were you in court for and are you still wearing shackles? |
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None of them have frozen in my backyard….yet.
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My nephew was dominating some kid on the mat and somehow while pinning him in a cradle managed to teabag him at the same time.
The pics reminded me of those "Owned" memes from 10 years ago. When I get a copy from my brother it may become my desktop at work... |
I happen to have a growing number of grown ass men that are so obsessed with me on CP that they downvote my posts out of spite. So yeah, I am kind of a big deal.
Oh, and huge penis and $200 lunches on the reg if I am not busy showing our WRs how to run a 4.2 40 |
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Well here goes,
Offspring #1: Graduated HS #17 in her class of 650+. No debt after college due to soccer, academic scholarships, and repay years teaching that covered the rest. Now she works for Intel doing education related things. Not sure exactly what but she already earns more than I did my last year of teaching high school before retiring. Just texted me this morning, flying back from a London business trip. Wedding paid for and grandchild produced! Offspring #2: Graduated #1 in her class of 700+. Received a full ride from U of A in Fayetteville and graduated top in her class with a degree in Chemistry. Full ride awarded at CalTech where she finished up her PhD in Chemistry. Relocated to Chicago in June with her fiancé and is doing a Post Doc position through Northwestern, also funded by the Chicago Museum. She goes to various locations and does analysis of pieces of art needing touch up/restoration. Lots of trips to Europe, some state side. In fact she just got back from Cincinnati. And yes they took her group out one night for chili. She said it was like someone in college was at the end of the semester and just threw everything left in a meal. She thought she could avoid it since she doesn’t eat meat but they had a vegetarian version on the menu. If they go back she is going to be “intermittent fasting”…. Offspring #3 and #4: works in progress but trending towards similar outcomes. Fingers crossed… |
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I once went in to put in a job application and ended up getting a blowjob.
The funny part was telling the dude afterward I wasn't even Gay |
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Crazy bastard sec |
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My son's cream pied 4 women to give me 8 grandkids, 7 boys and 1 girl, to keep our family name alive
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It’s my 34 th year of teaching, wife is a principal, oldest daughter is in grad school to be a speech pathologist, youngest daughter is a junior in college and plans on being a physician assistant. Has had a 4.0 since kindergarten and was the ksu student of the year in her dept last year. Son is in 8 th grade and wants to be an ag engineer. I am a very lucky man. The key is to marry an amazing woman.
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A young lady at the gym told me I have nice biceps. Lol, jk, that's not my brag. Though that did happen a couple days ago. Nice ego boost.
My 2nd oldest godson recently got an offer for a scholarship to play baseball. Very proud of him. |
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While I was at work my Rottweiler, Stumppy once got out of the backyard, chased a dude on a bike and bit him. Animal control showed up at the house and wrote my soon to be ex-wife two tickets for it. She then called me at work and said she wasn't paying the tickets for MY dog and I was damn sure going to take care of them.
Fast forward about a year later, the divorce process is still going on and she's still a huge bitch. After dropping my son off at school one morning I drive by her having been pulled over by the local town cop. He's in the process of cuffing and stuffing her into his car on the side of the road.LMAO The people she worked with, her friends, and many other people she knew would be driving right by her that morning.LMAO I never paid those tickets.:D She had a bench warrant out because if it. She was taken to the county jail and had to wait for her new boyfriend to come bail her out. |
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That's what I call a WIN! |
I just farted. Not sure how that correlates to this thread. But I'm bragging about it.
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I once got busted and taken to jail for the weekend with an eighth of weed on me, and walked out with it on monday afternoon
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My favorite team, the Kansas City Chiefs are about to go back to back!
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Since I have no kids I can brag about I bought a Daytona watch. Nobody loves me so I had to buy something. Getting to be a bad habit.
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I spent $0 on a lunch for my family of 4 at a restaurant.
EDIT: I did leave a tip but it was told to us that it was not expected for today. |
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Daughter number one, who is a PHD senior scientist at a major pharma company, led the team that came up with the antibody for covid and has been promoted to director at said company. She has been published numerous times and is currently leading a team on a major new break through for one of the horrendous diseases.
Daughter number two has worked her way up to top management at a large conglomerate, overseeing all of purchasing and inventory of her company with people reporting to her around the globe. ****edit**** Both were raised in Wichita and love tacos |
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Also found out today grandson #1 is going to make us great grand parents again. Getting old is not all bad. :D |
Several years ago, I banged Kelsey Grammer's daughter.
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My son has mostly overcome a fairly significant speech delay and is now meeting or exceeding most of his development goals.
Super proud of him. |
1. Got a text from my son yesterday. "Give me some dap! I got some last night". Atta boy! Couldn't be more proud! Been our goal for a couple months now that I'm vicariously living through him during his freshman year in college.
2. Daughter will be a junior at K-State and they're talking like she should be a focal point of the soccer team next year. Here's a VERY PROUD MOMENT of her scoring against KU last game of the season... https://fb.watch/pRjSmBWvSZ/ |
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Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career. The carnival.
Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He’ll be guessing people’s weight or barking for the Yak woman. |
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