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HemiEd 01-31-2024 07:44 AM

Syphilis Soars in the US
 
I hadn't heard of this in years and assumed it had been eradicated. Don't be silly; wrap your willie! · If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey!

Syphilis cases in the US have risen to the highest level since the 1950s, according to new data on sexually transmitted infections released yesterday from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.


The US saw 203,500 syphilis cases in 2022 (the last year for which data are available), up 17% from 2021 and nearly 80% from 2018. The data also showed 3,755 babies were born with congenital syphilis in 2022, a nearly 31% change year-over-year and a 183% change since 2018.

Meanwhile, new cases of gonorrhea in 2022 declined for the first time in a decade, down 8.7% from 2021. Health experts are not sure of the reason behind the decline. Cases of chlamydia, which accounted for roughly two-thirds of the more than 2.5 million total cases of sexually transmitted infections in 2022, were up 0.3% year-over-year but down 6.2% since 2018.

https://www.cdc.gov/std/syphilis/std...s-detailed.htm

notorious 01-31-2024 07:48 AM

Most cities have a rise in pregnancy when their pro teams succeed.


This is the result of Baltimore getting beat.

RedinTexas 01-31-2024 07:53 AM

Like I don't have enough things to worry about. Now I have to worry about flying syphilis.

Rainbarrel 01-31-2024 07:59 AM

Are you wrapping it in a Clorox wipe, or two

InChiefsHeaven 01-31-2024 08:05 AM

I hate to sound like some old fuddy duddy, but amazingly, you won't get syphilis if you don't stick your dick in strange. Just me, but it seems a sound strategy.

But, if you wanna play Russian Roulette with your manhood just to get your rocks off well...you do you I guess.

Womble 01-31-2024 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 17377795)
Most cities have a rise in pregnancy when their pro teams succeed.

FALSE

Tyreek has had an army of kids since leaving for Miami.

Fansy the Famous Bard 01-31-2024 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womble (Post 17377810)
FALSE

Tyreek has had an army of kids since leaving for Miami.

That's called "Residual Effect"

seclark 01-31-2024 08:34 AM

Gat damn running drip.
No mask is going to protect you from that.
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HemiEd 01-31-2024 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InChiefsHeaven (Post 17377806)
I hate to sound like some old fuddy duddy, but amazingly, you won't get syphilis if you don't stick your dick in strange. Just me, but it seems a sound strategy.

But, if you wanna play Russian Roulette with your manhood just to get your rocks off well...you do you I guess.

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Shiver Me Timbers 01-31-2024 11:06 AM

I would comment on this here but I will put it in DC...............

TambaBerry 01-31-2024 11:12 AM

I'm glad I got lucky when I was younger I never used protection and never had a kid or a STD. This shit seems to be going crazy lately.

Easy 6 01-31-2024 11:14 AM

Billay, you have some splaining to do...

ghak99 01-31-2024 11:14 AM

Asians always seem to be the safe bet. Just don't let them drive.

https://cdn.std.uw.edu/doc/358-6/pri...areas-2020.jpg

https://cdn.std.uw.edu/doc/359-10/pr...tates-2020.jpg

Dunerdr 01-31-2024 11:14 AM

Ah yes the next plague sent after KC vanquishes San Fran.

BWillie 01-31-2024 01:38 PM

That's awesome

Chief Pagan 01-31-2024 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TambaBerry (Post 17378080)
I'm glad I got lucky when I was younger I never used protection and never had a kid or a STD. This shit seems to be going crazy lately.

Ah, to be young, dumb, and lucky.

Those were indeed the days.

FlaChief58 01-31-2024 03:00 PM

We have a huge retirement community called the Villages in Central Florida that is widely known as the syphilis capital of Florida. Boomers are getting their freak on

Shiver Me Timbers 01-31-2024 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 17378470)
We have a huge retirement community called the Villages in Central Florida that is widely known as the syphilis capital of Florida. Boomers are getting their freak on

There has to be a wrinkle to this story

chiefs1111 01-31-2024 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 17378470)
We have a huge retirement community called the Villages in Central Florida that is widely known as the syphilis capital of Florida. Boomers are getting their freak on

Yeah they have a bunch of swingers clubs and you can always spot them because they have a Loofah on top of their car antenna and different colors mean different things etc.

FlaChief58 01-31-2024 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiver Me Timbers (Post 17378475)
There has to be a wrinkle to this story

More than one my friend, more than one...

Rain Man 01-31-2024 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefs1111 (Post 17378486)
Yeah they have a bunch of swingers clubs and you can always spot them because they have a Loofah on top of their car antenna and different colors mean different things etc.

What do the different colors mean, just in case I find myself in the area at some point?

chiefs1111 01-31-2024 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 17378509)
What do the different colors mean, just in case I find myself in the area at some point?

Found this from the New York Post

White is for beginners and black is for those who want it all at the complex. Other colors, including teal, are apparently reserved for those who identify as bisexual. Purple is for those who like to watch.

InChiefsHeaven 01-31-2024 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiver Me Timbers (Post 17378475)
There has to be a wrinkle to this story

Yeah, it seems a little shakey to me...

Back to Back Champ 01-31-2024 04:15 PM

Its not funny if you have got it

Some people spread it without telling the partner they are having a one night stand with

saphojunkie 01-31-2024 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 17377836)
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what stage is "become a prolific French poet"

Titty Meat 01-31-2024 04:51 PM

Cum 4 us Clay

Rain Man 01-31-2024 04:52 PM

Is anyone else wondering if there's a typo in the title, and it should be "Syphilis Sores in the US"?

saphojunkie 01-31-2024 05:17 PM

MOAR SOARS

Chief Pagan 01-31-2024 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 17378470)
We have a huge retirement community called the Villages in Central Florida that is widely known as the syphilis capital of Florida. Boomers are getting their freak on

To be old, stupid, and unlucky.

LMAO

ChiefsFanatic 01-31-2024 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 17378470)
We have a huge retirement community called the Villages in Central Florida that is widely known as the syphilis capital of Florida. Boomers are getting their freak on

It's Florida, so I am assuming that a lot of other trailer parks and towns make that same claim too.

Bump 01-31-2024 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Pagan (Post 17378705)
To be old, stupid, and unlucky.

LMAO

I saw some video about that recently. Some old toothless lady says "nobody gives a hummer like a gummer!"

Hamwallet 01-31-2024 06:35 PM

I jerk off in bed next to my wife. Seems like a solid plan since I live in Florida.

Titty Meat 01-31-2024 06:48 PM

These bitches being acting and telling every dude they **** this. The good dick shit is a myth, if it was true, cats wouldn't be crying about bitches not being loyal all the time.

When I was younger, I used to let this shit pump my head up when bitches stroked my ego with all this sexual praise. Now a days I don't feed into it because I know the game.

Shit I be running the same game too telling them this is the most amazing sex I ever had n blah blah blah.

Rain Man 01-31-2024 06:51 PM

All the attention is going to syphilis, but we aren't even discussing the good news about gonorrhea.

Hamwallet 01-31-2024 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 17378801)
These bitches being acting and telling every dude they **** this. The good dick shit is a myth, if it was true, cats wouldn't be crying about bitches not being loyal all the time.

When I was younger, I used to let this shit pump my head up when bitches stroked my ego with all this sexual praise. Now a days I don't feed into it because I know the game.

Shit I be running the same game too telling them this is the most amazing sex I ever had n blah blah blah.

Sounds like you grew up in Independence. 🤣

HemiEd 01-31-2024 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bump (Post 17378771)
I saw some video about that recently. Some old toothless lady says "nobody gives a hummer like a gummer!"

:skip: ROFL

Eleazar 01-31-2024 06:58 PM

Holding the AFCCG in Baltimore was unwise, probably a super spreader event

Spott 01-31-2024 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamwallet (Post 17378783)
I jerk off in bed next to my wife. Seems like a solid plan since I live in Florida.

That’s exactly where I fap, too.

Graystoke 01-31-2024 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefs1111 (Post 17378539)
Found this from the New York Post

White is for beginners and black is for those who want it all at the complex. Other colors, including teal, are apparently reserved for those who identify as bisexual. Purple is for those who like to watch.

What is the leopard print?
As soon as possible friends.
If my eyes aren’t failing me I may be in for some good news.

Hamwallet 01-31-2024 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 17378840)
That’s exactly where I fap, too.

Next to my wife?!

notorious 01-31-2024 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamwallet (Post 17378914)
Next to my wife?!

https://media2.giphy.com/media/e9nay...=200w.gif&ct=g

neech 01-31-2024 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefs1111 (Post 17378539)

White is for beginners and black is for those who want it all at the complex. Other colors, including teal, are apparently reserved for those who identify as bisexual. Purple is for those who like to watch.

I won’t ask you how do you know all that information.

Hamwallet 01-31-2024 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 17378980)

I just realized this guy lives 45 minutes away from me in florida. That SOB.

Spott 01-31-2024 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamwallet (Post 17378914)
Next to my wife?!

Exactly. By the way, there’s leftover spaghetti in the fridge for you in case you are hungry.

Holladay 01-31-2024 09:27 PM

Quote:

I would comment on this here but I will put it in DC...............
I assume you were going to say the spike is in the LBGTQ...LMNOP crowd that it is soaring. I glanced at a headline stating something like that. I didn't read the article because it doesn't matter to me.

Penicillin can cure it. So what is the big deal?

BTW, that video was enlightening.

World figures who possibly died from Syphilis:

Al Capone, King Charles VIII, Queen Mary I, Catherine the Great, Paul I, Vladimir Lenin, van Gogh, Eduard Manet, Paul Gauguin, Vincent van Gogh and Goya, as well as composers like Ludwig van Beethoven, Robert Schumann, Franz Schubert and Scott Joplin.

Even Shakespeare, Lincoln and Hitler are theorized to have had the disease.

scho63 01-31-2024 09:45 PM

I swear to God I had nothing to do with this.........:shake:

Shiver Me Timbers 01-31-2024 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 17379002)
I assume you were going to say the spike is in the LBGTQ...LMNOP crowd that it is soaring........

Your assumption is incorrect.

Mile High Mania 02-01-2024 07:59 AM

I think the spike is due to the recent success with the Chiefs and the celebratory antics of a wild fan base.

Rainbarrel 02-01-2024 08:10 AM

Rivers is back?

Holladay 02-06-2024 01:40 AM

Quote:

I assume you were going to say the spike is in the LBGTQ...LMNOP crowd that it is soaring. I glanced at a headline stating something like that. I didn't read the article because it doesn't matter to me.

Penicillin can cure it. So what is the big deal?

BTW, that video was enlightening.

World figures who possibly died from Syphilis:

Al Capone, King Charles VIII, Queen Mary I, Catherine the Great, Paul I, Vladimir Lenin, van Gogh, Eduard Manet, Paul Gauguin, Vincent van Gogh and Goya, as well as composers like Ludwig van Beethoven, Robert Schumann, Franz Schubert and Scott Joplin.

Even Shakespeare, Lincoln and Hitler are theorized to have had the disease.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...sing-rise.html

A decade a go, experts say infections - which spread via contact with a syphilitic sore, which usually forms on the genitals - were almost all among gay or bisexual men.

But there was a sudden 'shift' in 2013, when cases began to rise among women and straight men.

Experts say much of this can be explained by the increasingly popularity of dating apps among heterosexual people, like Tinder, which launched in 2012.

Grindr - a dating app used by gay men - launched in 2009, when syphilis cases among men who have sex with men began to gradually rise.

Experts suggest the apps expanded access to sexual partners, as Americans no longer had to rely on meeting potential suitors in person.

Dr Joseph Cherabie, a sexual health expert in St Louis, Missouri, told DailyMail.com: 'The way we date, meet people, hook up, has been made a lot more easy with the advent of dating apps — so that plays a role.

'All of a sudden, you have a bunch of potential mates at your fingertips, and so I think that could definitely play a role.'

***************************

I guess I read the first few lines. It seems because of Tinder, it is not just gay men. It is prolific amongst ALL free swingers.

Thus I stand corrected.

HonestChieffan 02-06-2024 06:56 AM

It killed Al Capone.

tooge 02-06-2024 08:01 AM

With the trend of young ladies wanting to increase the "body count" as some sort of trophy, just remember that if you are part of that "body count" then you just got what the last ten guys have. Yuck. Glad I'm married.


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