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mikeyis4dcats. 02-05-2024 03:37 PM

Corn Nuts
 
I have a love / hate relation ship with these things. I received a free box of 12 bags of Loaded Taco corn nuts to try from Amazon to review. I love the crunch, and I kind of sort of get where I crave it and have to eat a few now and then throughout the day. The flavor isn't all there, sort of a burst at first then as you eat them it goes away. I remember my dad eating them when I was young.

Anyhow, who else loves or hates these things?

ToxSocks 02-05-2024 03:37 PM

Go to your room and lock the door
Use your hand cuz that's what it's for.

Bust a Nut!

Bust a Nut!

Open up a bag and bust a nut!

EDIT: Eh i was close.

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displacedinMN 02-05-2024 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17383924)
Open the bag and lock the door
Use your hand cuz that's what it's for.

Bust a Nut!

Bust a Nut!

Open up a bag and bust a nut!

or a tooth

Love them. been a while since I had them

DrunkBassGuitar 02-05-2024 03:38 PM

Bustin' makes me feel good

digger 02-05-2024 03:39 PM

Original and BBQ... great for long car trips...

ShortRoundChief 02-05-2024 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 17383926)
or a tooth

Love them. been a while since I had them

All of this.

Hard to find original flavor. I don't like the fake ass seasoning kind.

RedRaider56 02-05-2024 03:40 PM

Afraid I'd bust a tooth these days eating those things.

ToxSocks 02-05-2024 03:41 PM

And to answer your question OP, yes i do enjoy them and still eat them to this day.

I just hate the way they make your breath (The whole ****ing room, really) smell while you eat them.

mikeyis4dcats. 02-05-2024 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17383931)
And to answer your question OP, yes i do enjoy them and still eat them to this day.

I just hate the way they make your breath (The whole ****ing room, really) smell while you eat them.

ain't that the truth. Not as bad as Indian or Cozy Inn, but you definitely want some gum or mints on hand.

Graystoke 02-05-2024 03:43 PM

Only the original flavor is good IMO

scho63 02-05-2024 03:44 PM

Do you also get to write about all the corn nuts in your poop?

Damn Baby Ruth bar.

BigBeauford 02-05-2024 03:46 PM

They are delicious but it's like playing Russian Roulette with your teeth.

Easy 6 02-05-2024 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedRaider56 (Post 17383930)
Afraid I'd bust a tooth these days eating those things.

Yep used to love' em as a kid but now they'd wreck my teeth

Rain Man 02-05-2024 03:49 PM

I tried Corn Nuts one time decades ago, and they were so hard that I was frightened for my teeth and stopped pretty quickly. I don't know how anyone eats those things.

Pinchshot 02-05-2024 03:51 PM

These things were invented by Dentists. Teeth breakers.

Donger 02-05-2024 03:52 PM

BBQ. But that's not really the question:

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/...1000_QL80_.jpg

or

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/...1000_QL80_.jpg

Pablo 02-05-2024 03:54 PM

I just throw in a mouth full of gravel when I get the temptation to have some corn nuts

Things are ****ing gross

mikeyis4dcats. 02-05-2024 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 17383951)

that's easy

https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Che...0&odnBg=FFFFFF

Donger 02-05-2024 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 17383956)

No, that is NOT one of the options, heathen...

DJ's left nut 02-05-2024 03:58 PM

Chili Lime corn nuts are just aces.

Not always easy to find, but they're one of those things I buy anytime I stumble onto them in a gas station.

mikeyis4dcats. 02-05-2024 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 17383960)
No, that is NOT one of the options, heathen...

well, then crunchy.

ToxSocks 02-05-2024 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 17383960)
No, that is NOT one of the options, heathen...

You're the one who brought Cheetos into a Corn Nuts thread, scumbag.

redfan 02-05-2024 04:00 PM

One of the few good things to come from Oakland, CA:
Albert Holloway, inventor of Corn Nuts, 1936.

KCUnited 02-05-2024 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17383961)
Chili Lime corn nuts are just aces.

Not always easy to find, but they're one of those things I buy anytime I stumble onto them in a gas station.

Yep

I've never had the chili lime corn nuts brand but a little store near me sold their packaged version which I'm positive was just Tajín but they were like crack. Smaller, less processed

Probably similar to these

ToxSocks 02-05-2024 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 17383973)
Yep

I've never had the chili lime corn nuts brand but a little store near me sold their packaged version which I'm positive was just Tajín but they were like crack. Smaller, less processed

Probably similar to these

Interesting. Didn't take you as a Tajin guy. +2 Cool points.

DJ's left nut 02-05-2024 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17383974)
Interesting. Didn't take you as a Tajin guy. +2 Cool points.

You can sprinkle Tajin on just about anything and make it good.

Donger 02-05-2024 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 17383962)
well, then crunchy.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/l4pLY...giphy.gif&ct=g

KCUnited 02-05-2024 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17383974)
Interesting. Didn't take you as a Tajin guy. +2 Cool points.

I use it quite a bit, mostly on fruit

Tajin on pineapple or a mango slice is about as good as it gets

Donger 02-05-2024 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17383963)
You're the one who brought Cheetos into a Corn Nuts thread, scumbag.

LMAO

ToxSocks 02-05-2024 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17383976)
You can sprinkle Tajin on just about anything and make it good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 17383983)
I use it quite a bit, mostly on fruit

Tajin on pineapple or a mango slice is about as good as it gets

Ya'll speakin' my language.

I make a killer Cucumber Lime Margarita. I line the rim with Lime Juice and Tajin. Its great everything.

Easy 6 02-05-2024 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17383976)
You can sprinkle Tajin on just about anything and make it good.

Try it on corn on the cob and thank me later

George Liquor 02-05-2024 04:16 PM

My uncle used to call corn nuts fart cans

DJ's left nut 02-05-2024 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 17383983)
I use it quite a bit, mostly on fruit

Tajin on pineapple or a mango slice is about as good as it gets

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17383986)
Ya'll speakin' my language.

I make a killer Cucumber Lime Margarita. I line the rim with Lime Juice and Tajin. Its great everything.

I put it on the rim of vodka/sodas I make with pineapple vodka and soda water in the summer. Perfect little pairing for pool drinking.

DJ's left nut 02-05-2024 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Ten Beers (Post 17383987)
Try it on corn on the cob and thank me later

Shit, this ain't rookie ball...

With a little cotija cheese, some cilantro/lime sour cream and the tajin sprinkled on top - it's pretty much the only way to make Elote.

ToxSocks 02-05-2024 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17383998)
Shit, this ain't rookie ball...

With a little cotija cheese, some cilantro/lime sour cream and the tajin sprinkled on top - it's pretty much the only way to make Elote.

Had some Elote just this weekend actually.

KCJake 02-05-2024 04:37 PM

The Ranch flavor is #1. Damn those are good

KCUnited 02-05-2024 04:43 PM

I used to keep these suckers around before I reached the tooth break danger age

Also similar to corn nuts are Japones. Japanese peanuts but in Mexico they're coated in chili lime. These are straight fire

alpha_omega 02-05-2024 04:46 PM

Hate.

ToxSocks 02-05-2024 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 17384032)
I used to keep these suckers around before I reached the tooth break danger age

Also similar to corn nuts are Japones. Japanese peanuts but in Mexico they're coated in chili lime. These are straight fire

Ah yeah, child hood go-to's. (The Mango pops)

Shiiiiit, i still eat those LMAO

O.city 02-05-2024 05:04 PM

As a dentist, my bank account likes them.

I don't eat them myself.

Rain Man 02-05-2024 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 17384032)
I used to keep these suckers around before I reached the tooth break danger age

Also similar to corn nuts are Japones. Japanese peanuts but in Mexico they're coated in chili lime. These are straight fire


Candy shouldn't hurt. That goes for hot stuff and for toothbreaking stuff.

TinyEvel 02-05-2024 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 17383924)
Go to your room and lock the door
Use your hand cuz that's what it's for.

Bust a Nut!

Bust a Nut!

Open up a bag and bust a nut!

EDIT: Eh i was close.

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I remember actually hearing this on the radio in L.A. a long time ago. going WTF? Then going HECK YEAH!

Pepe Silvia 02-05-2024 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCJake (Post 17384025)
The Ranch flavor is #1. Damn those are good

This guy knows.

Mr. Wizard 02-05-2024 06:41 PM

I’m old and would have to soak them in beer or something. Wetnuts are about all I could eat. :(

crayzkirk 02-05-2024 06:56 PM

Like the original flavor only; remember when they first came out and came with a packet of unbaked seeds that you could plant. They grew however no ears of corn from them.

Bump 02-05-2024 07:02 PM

I've always hated corn nuts and I'll tell you why.

I had a friend in high school who ate those things daily and his breath was always rancid after eating them. I don't like the idea of smelling bad in any way.

Infidel Goat 02-05-2024 07:12 PM

Corn nuts.

Those were Heather Chandler's last words. RIP.

BWillie 02-05-2024 07:52 PM

https://i.ibb.co/1X2M1Hw/20240205-194848.jpg

Gettem while they are hot at the Shawnee Hy Vee

Rainbarrel 02-05-2024 08:59 PM

Grind 'em up for hog nut breading

LiveSteam 02-05-2024 10:21 PM

Not allowed to be eaten in cars owned by Bugeater.
100% True story

ptlyon 02-05-2024 10:25 PM

No nuts to be eaten in Bugeater's car. Got it.

BigRedChief 02-05-2024 11:43 PM

I remember those as a kid. Hard as a damn rock.

DJ's left nut 02-05-2024 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 17384032)
I used to keep these suckers around before I reached the tooth break danger age

Also similar to corn nuts are Japones. Japanese peanuts but in Mexico they're coated in chili lime. These are straight fire

Japones are the TITS.

I always bring them back with me when we vacation down there. Love that crunchy shell.

ptlyon 02-05-2024 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bump (Post 17384189)
I've always hated corn nuts and I'll tell you why.

I had a friend in high school who ate those things daily and his breath was always rancid after eating them. I don't like the idea of smelling bad in any way.

Thanks for growing up, working hard, and not being poor

Pepe Silvia 02-06-2024 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infidel Goat (Post 17384201)
Corn nuts.

Those were Heather Chandler's last words. RIP.

BBQ.

KCUnited 02-06-2024 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17384656)
Japones are the TITS.

I always bring them back with me when we vacation down there. Love that crunchy shell.

Same

I once brought back a backpack of 2lb bags with the intention of giving them to my team at work

I think I ultimately gave one away after hoarding the rest for myself over like 4 months

mikeyis4dcats. 02-06-2024 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17384656)
Japones are the TITS.

I always bring them back with me when we vacation down there. Love that crunchy shell.

yup, we always bribe the snack guy for tons of extra and bring them home.

Otter 02-06-2024 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 17383948)
I tried Corn Nuts one time decades ago, and they were so hard that I was frightened for my teeth and stopped pretty quickly. I don't know how anyone eats those things.


This

redfan 02-06-2024 10:09 AM

If you enjoy peanuts these are sorta different:

https://unclebudspeanuts.com/
Eat 'em shell and all!

Not quite as soft as a boiled peanut as these are deep fried.

ptlyon 02-06-2024 03:33 PM

Holy shit boiled peanuts are disgusting


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