Chris Jones watch...
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">KC…… <a href="https://t.co/yODPsrCYf7">pic.twitter.com/yODPsrCYf7</a></p>&mdash; Chris Jones (@StoneColdJones) <a href="https://twitter.com/StoneColdJones/status/1765772234205892823?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="art" dir="ltr">⏳</p>&mdash; Chris Jones (@StoneColdJones) <a href="https://twitter.com/StoneColdJones/status/1766514060260970847?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 9, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Just saw Bart Veach at Sprice Chopper getting a bottle of sparkling grape juice!

lol nothing can happen yet unless they've done things behind the scenes to get cap room

Why? The new league year doesn’t start until next week. We aren’t required to be under cap until then


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1 hour phone call in progress
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Is anyone posted up at best buy?

If he's trolling again, that's nasty work lol...

Could have the framework done and ready to go for that first day. They restructure Mahomes and sign Chris.

1 hour phone call?? Yea it’s official.. welcome back Chris!!

I'm....tired of Chris Jones. Sign or don't sign, for ****s sake.

I’m still here waiting on Deandre Hopkins from last offseason.

My wife left me and took the kids. Changed the locks.

I have nowhere else to go.

Go Chiefs.

Oh, good. More cryptic social media posts from professional athletes.

WE NEED MORE DJBILL!!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">����������:<br>The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> and DT Chris Jones are &quot;close&quot; on finalizing a contract extension that will keep the All-Pro in Kansas City. <br><br>The two sides want to avoid Jones missing time like he did in 2023. <a href="https://t.co/PgsuzdtN5g">pic.twitter.com/PgsuzdtN5g</a></p>&mdash; NFL Notifications (@NFLNotify) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFLNotify/status/1765774800490991834?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

LMAO what the hell is this nonsense...

More BS sources.

There's not even a source lol...just some dumb aggregator account making stuff up.

The account is the source. That's the point.

He's setting up the typical "I love you" IMO that he always tweets

This is getting done, not too worried about taking load on my face in saying that

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chris jones is about to sign with the Chiefs, here is how I know.<br><br>In the picture Chris Jones posted, he was on the phone with someone for an hour, that person was Brett Veach. <br><br>How do I know?<br><br>Brett Veach’s personal snapchat. The green light means he was on his phone. I have… <a href="https://t.co/7xL67L3jWw">pic.twitter.com/7xL67L3jWw</a></p>&mdash; Tamar Bates Burner (@JimmoothyS) <a href="https://twitter.com/JimmoothyS/status/1765775336954855486?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Um, I promise you I won't put a load on your face.

Billay, on the other hand ...

That's positive!! But how are they trying to avoid Jones missing time when he's literally not even under contract as of next Wednesday?

None the less I'll take it. JONES IS STAYING!!! I love Chris Jones.

Chiefs fans right now:

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Lol this guy loves to troll post. Almost gotta admire him for it

Jones is Gone his Free Agency will be like that Simpsons scene where Mr Burns sells the power plant to the Germans.

$28M? $30M?

Just don't wanna pinch too many pennies here on this. If you trade Sneed and make good on your pick(s), you can afford to give Chris his $30m and not suffer more than you would by letting him go altogether.

I call bs on this. How do you know the locks are changed if you haven't been home? Just taking your ex wife's word for it.

Was hoping this was an actual Chris Jones watch

Her new "daddy" stopped by to let him know

He's signing for an okay contract because he has a degenerative back condition -49ers breaking news.com

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You get a A for this type of investigating.

I want Jones to stay but that means Veach has to cave to his demands. We haven't really seen Veach do that.

He's just trolling.

Let's say Jones signs today. What are the chances we tag Sneed?

Sure, but you have to ask yourself if he'd be trolling if things aren't looking good on him returning.

Sneed is already tagged….

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say 100%.

If Jones signs today, I would guess we've already agreed on a Sneed trade. Otherwise, we would lose a bunch of leverage announcing the Jones deal as it would make it more difficult to carry Sneed's cap hit. So the dominoes probably will end up falling together.

We have already tagged him. I guess we could rescind it? I don't know what you mean?

I think Sneed is as good as gone via trade.

Michael ****ING Bay says what up, staylor.

Maybe, with Andy Reid on top of him and that smile on his face, he is saying "It was a fun ride, KC."

No MOAR cryptic tweets will be a stipulation in his new contract.

Green dot simply means they're active on the app. Not that they're on the phone. All this conjecture is silly.

Six more days of waiting and wondering if this is getting done is going to be tortuous. I'd hate to lose CJ95, but put me in the camp that is happy as hell it's not gonna play out all offseason like last year. I still think he stays.

I'm going to have my dick fall out at the Cheesecake Factory in celebration when the deal is done

Someone stop Mahomo from posting twitter please.

lol at people thinking Brett Veach has a public snapchat

Is 2 or 3 million really worth losing Jones over?

Sign your HOF DT and move on. Pay Mahomes and Jones what they need and tell everyone that's left they'll get what's left over.

Monday is the start of the legal tampering period though, right?

I’d assume it gets done before then. I think we’ll know today or tomorrow.

Like one out of every 20 random Tweets he posts are actually legit/interesting/useful and they’re basically never posted in a relevant thread lol

Thread title: Chris Jones watch.....


Mahomo: <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-media-max-width="560"><p lang="zxx" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/0VWr4UsUa6">pic.twitter.com/0VWr4UsUa6</a></p>&mdash; out of context dogs (@contextdogs) <a href="https://twitter.com/contextdogs/status/1765770299969028162?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> HC Andy Reid on his postgame moment in Super Bowl LVIII with No. 95: &quot;Chris Jones pushed himself past the point he thought he could push himself. . . he took himself to that next level. He was on the sideline and he was bent over. I told him, &#39;You can do this.&#39; And he…</p>&mdash; Charles Goldman (@goldmctNFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/goldmctNFL/status/1765808604718694722?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 7, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Or a snapchat at all. Dude is a super successful 46 year old. Color me skeptical.

For the super successful, middle-aged man demographic, Snapchat is KEY when it comes to slaying the 20 yo tang market.

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Mahomes RTd this. He has to know something.

Sunday is tampering.

The amount you are gonna have to pay Jones, you could get a couple nice DT/DL FA's.

I dunno.

Wow, just think what we could sign without Mahomes...

I'd prefer an incurable STD with a 1 year life expectancy to that...

Isn't that the point of trading Sneed though? Get some younger cheaper guys to offset Jones

If it ain't done already to avoid that period it ain't likely to.

I just bought a Chris Jones watch on ebay. his two arms tell the hour and minute and his di*ck spins around every 60 seconds.

He's gone.

Just reported contract agreed upon. 4 year 115 million guaranteed!

Link?

I hope you're not yanking my chain.

I'll be honest, I love how we've embraced the youth movement, especially on defense.

FAKE MORON

Fake Adam Schefter.

I know that is fake but what’s the reaction of those terms were it real? I’m not up to date on value.

I hope not...

I don't mind the contract, just don't like the high guarantee amount. If it was $80 mill and we could cut him in year 4 easily if he was hurt or underperforming I would be good. I would also be good if he was 28 and signing not 30.

Pat McAfee is talking about it on tv.

$115M guaranteed is way too much. That would mean you are forced to keep him all 4 years, even if he’s a terrible performer in the later years of the contract. $115M for 3 years would be $38M per year. Way too damn much.

We need a Twitter literacy boot camp for these chuckle****ing morons that can't be bothered to properly vet what they're posting

I know it was fake but this was a funny response:

bro went from his balls coming out in the combine to a 120 million dollar contract extension

It's hilariously obvious on this one. AdamScehfterw. And roughly 200 followers.