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scho63 03-14-2024 09:22 AM

Google's updated search algorithm is terrible
 
Google recently updated their algo's for search.

The newest iteration is horrific and many items that used to appear are gone and much of what is searched is off topic or poor matches.

I know it learns as people click on the relevant info and pass on mismatched searches but boy it's bad.

Chiefsplanet searches are nearly non-existent at this point. :shake:

If you work in SEO/SEM or paid search, good luck to you.

Dunerdr 03-14-2024 09:24 AM

Yeah you will want to just duck duck go. *gets fired as a sub contractor for the previously mentioned search engine for typing this on a facility issued computer*

Fish 03-14-2024 09:28 AM

LOL. Sounds like you have a really good grasp of how the algorithms work. Probably all those years in IT.

Jewish Rabbi 03-14-2024 09:36 AM

30 years of IT

dlphg9 03-14-2024 09:54 AM

Give us an example O' Lord of Information Technology. Here this might help!

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Las+Vegas+Back+Page

FringeNC 03-14-2024 09:57 AM

The quality of Google search results has been declining for at least a decade and it's purposeful.

dlphg9 03-14-2024 09:59 AM

Ask jeeves?

scho63 03-14-2024 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 17442684)
LOL. Sounds like you have a really good grasp of how the algorithms work. Probably all those years in IT.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 17442713)
30 years of IT

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 17442745)
Give us an example O' Lord of Information Technology. Here this might help!

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Las+Vegas+Back+Page

Just in time comes..........

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Worthless Douchebag #2
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I work for the leading edge AI Powered and Digital Twin company in my industry. If you had any idea what I'm involved with you would be sucking you own dicks in embarrassment. :harumph:

Monticore 03-14-2024 10:06 AM

Did you download the latest icon?

loochy 03-14-2024 10:06 AM

click on the other ICON

The Franchise 03-14-2024 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 17442761)
Just in time comes..........

Worthless Douchebag #1
Worthless Douchebag #2
Worthless Douchebag #3

I work for the leading edge AI Powered and Digital Twin company in my industry. If you had any idea what I'm involved with you would be sucking you own dicks in embarrassment. :harumph:

Do they know what your phone looks like?

RedRaider56 03-14-2024 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 17442754)
Ask jeeves?

^^^underrated post

Fish 03-14-2024 10:14 AM

FW: FW: FW: RE: FW: FW: Google hates this one simple trick!

Just copy and paste this in your Google search and you're protected by the Rome Statute and stuff.

Quote:

Hi all. Don't forget today starts the new Google rule where they can use your photo Don't forget Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you've ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 9 News talked about the change in Google's privacy policy. I do not give Google or any entities associated with Google permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Instagram it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute).

NOTE: Google is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste. Wondered why Google was so boring!

Jewish Rabbi 03-14-2024 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 17442761)
Just in time comes..........

Worthless Douchebag #1
Worthless Douchebag #2
Worthless Douchebag #3

I work for the leading edge AI Powered and Digital Twin company in my industry. If you had any idea what I'm involved with you would be sucking you own dicks in embarrassment. :harumph:

If I could suck my own dick I wouldn’t be wasting my time posting here

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KobesPilot 03-14-2024 11:06 AM

Yeah I just love how all the results are from some wannabe journalist who literally all copy and paste each other, stupid as hell

Demonpenz 03-14-2024 11:12 AM

KobesPilot oh man lol

MahomesMagic 03-14-2024 11:40 AM

I get paid to manipulate their algo.

Personally, I only use Google for local results. Use Brave for everything else.

InChiefsHeaven 03-14-2024 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 17442754)
Ask jeeves?

dogpile.com FTW...

Donger 03-14-2024 12:29 PM

That's nice.

But I'm much more interested in what you had for lunch, and if you've been on an "aeroplane" this week.

Any updates?

Rain Man 03-14-2024 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FringeNC (Post 17442751)
The quality of Google search results has been declining for at least a decade and it's purposeful.

Maybe that's simply due to the decline in quality of the internet.

Rain Man 03-14-2024 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 17443067)
That's nice.

But I'm much more interested in what you had for lunch, and if you've been on an "aeroplane" this week.

Any updates?

I like to refer to the airport as the aerodrome, and I believe that as a society we're not using the word aerodrome enough.

George Liquor 03-14-2024 01:00 PM

I love it when i type "ncaa tournament" or "college basketball" into Google and get women's scores and information. You know god damn well that isn't what I'm searching for.

MahomesMagic 03-14-2024 01:12 PM

When they stopped using the slogan “Don’t be Evil” that should have been a good clue.

Donger 03-14-2024 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 17443126)
I like to refer to the airport as the aerodrome, and I believe that as a society we're not using the word aerodrome enough.

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ReynardMuldrake 03-14-2024 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 17443126)
I like to refer to the airport as the aerodrome, and I believe that as a society we're not using the word aerodrome enough.

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Spott 03-14-2024 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdj23 (Post 17443145)
I love it when i type "ncaa tournament" or "college basketball" into Google and get women's scores and information. You know god damn well that isn't what I'm searching for.

That damn ESPN app does the same shit. Puts the women’s score up top and even soccer which is an exclusively women’s sport. No amount of excess scrolling is going to get anyone to pay attention to any of that garbage.

Rain Man 03-14-2024 03:05 PM

You guys are crazy for any criticism of aerodrome. Aerodrome is the cat's meow.

loochy 03-14-2024 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 17443472)
That damn ESPN app does the same shit. Puts the women’s score up top and even soccer which is an exclusively women’s sport. No amount of excess scrolling is going to get anyone to pay attention to any of that garbage.


I hate that. I get on and I see "Barcelona defeats Real Madrid 6-1"....I think "wow, I didn't know they played today!" Then I see it was a women's game. WTF? Nobody gives a shit.

MahomesMagic 03-14-2024 03:30 PM

Google Gemini AI even worse than Google search.

Look up the guy in charge and his statements.

I won't post those because it feels like DC content.

UteChief 03-14-2024 04:20 PM

What search engine isn’t a pile of crap?

Demonpenz 03-14-2024 09:41 PM

Webcrawller

Jewish Rabbi 03-14-2024 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UteChief (Post 17443696)
What search engine isn’t a pile of crap?

Pornhub

dlphg9 03-14-2024 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 17442761)
Just in time comes..........

Worthless Douchebag #1
Worthless Douchebag #2
Worthless Douchebag #3

I work for the leading edge AI Powered and Digital Twin company in my industry. If you had any idea what I'm involved with you would be sucking you own dicks in embarrassment. :harumph:

Sucking our own dicks in embarrassment? Mine is much too small for that buddy.

BigRedChief 03-15-2024 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 17442761)

I work for the leading edge AI Powered and Digital Twin company in my industry. If you had any idea what I'm involved with you would be sucking you own dicks in embarrassment. :harumph:

wait a minute. This is my lane.

Rausch 03-15-2024 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahomesMagic (Post 17443187)
When they stopped using the slogan “Don’t be Evil” that should have been a good clue.

Kinda' spoiled the ending, didn't it?...


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