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Crazy news day: Is this the start of the Apocalypse ?
In the last 24 hours:
1. Earthquake in New Jersey 4.8 magnitude 2. Raccoon attacks two people at Hershey Park opening day 3. Statue of Liberty torch hit by direct lightning strike 4. Elephant kills elderly man on Safari 5. Bird flu detected in cows in Texas 6. Pig kidney transplant patient leaves hospital |
7. Rashee Rice facing manslaughter charges
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My question: Did Hog get to jerk off the pig that donated his kidney?
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Don’t read stuff about the eclipse… The shit people are posting is just nuts.. Why are people so batshit crazy???
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Weird weather? Planes in mid air? Scary?
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I thought it said "a pig kidney leaves hospital" when I first read it.
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There are some sublime conspiracy theories about the upcoming eclipse. I don't know why people are so ****ing stupid, but they are.
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In order to bring people back down to normal. Mike Florio's stone gargoyle rain spout collection brings him hours of stress relief
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Felt the earthquake here. That was weird. I did not feel the one from like 10 years ago. Something to look forward to if they are going to become the norm before long.
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Given that all of those trivial events either occured in the USA or involved US citizens, it's more likely that this could be the start of an Americapocalypse instead.
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And maybe Biden didn't shit his pants yet
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Dogs and cats living together...MASS HYSTERIA!!!
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Having said that, your other points are very well taken. Just remember, Revelation 6:12: And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood (KJV) What does this mean? A great earthquake precedes the earth becoming black. What happens early next week? A total eclipse of the sun, which means the sun will be black. Who sang about a total eclipse? Bonnie Tyler, although her eclipse was of the heart, but still. What movie? Footloose. Who starred in Footloose? Kevin Bacon. What else did he star in? Tremors. What did that involve? Earthquakes. The only logical conclusion is that giant worms are moving under NYC and they will emerge during next week's eclipse to devour the populace. You have been warned. |
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They didn't have CNN at that time. |
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I Belize it is the start of the apocalypse.
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Apparently there are zombies too because Lori Vallow murdered her own kids cuz she thought they were zombies.
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What’s new in Belize?
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I have mentioned a few times about a book I read. The man that predicts Earthquakes.
He talks about how when the moon and earth are closer, it creates more gravity and can make plates move. Granted, there is no known plate system in the east, but not unheard of. I see it as a connected, but I do not remember any big quakes around the 2017 quake. We were on a plane heading to Philly when it happened. Shit like this does make people crazy. |
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You know, she does have a point.... https://nypost.com/2024/04/05/real-e...nal-golf-club/
Spoiler!
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There is a fault line up there that was the basis of the earthquake. Other than that, the national guard has been mobilized for the eclipse and we're being told to have a 3 day food and water supply at hand for the eclipse that should last 4 minutes.
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Let’s hope…
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I have a dog and a cat…living in the same house!
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I just jerked off twice and flung my loads into my neighbor's mailbox. Pretty sure this will keep my family safe from Sasquatch and the aliens.
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Today's was wild. Doing caf duty 4th period. The noise was the strange part. It sounded like a huge tank was rolling by, or the start of a slow explosion. |
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My turn to be the “actually….” Dickhead. Bonnie tyler WAS on the footloose soundtrack, but not for total eclipse, but rather “holding out for a hero”! [emoji12] |
Vacation horror as ‘drunk’ son, 20, jumps from Royal Caribbean cruise in front of family
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9. cannibal gangs in Haiti
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There was an A.I. breakthrough in an undisclosed location. There is no press or link just a buddy told me about the results, not how they did it.
This is a big time threat to us and it’s coming faster than anyone predicted. They have been talking about losing around 30% of our jobs in a decade. I think it’s down to 5 years now. It’s not the initial job loss’s that will do us in, it’ll be the chias and finger pointing. I don’t see a terminator hellscape from A.I. but our society will struggle to adapt and a lot of finger pointing that it’s the other guys fault. |
THAT'S GREAT it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes; an aeroplane. Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
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Oh my.
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/not a black guy. |
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I think everyone who thinks the eclipse is going to start revelation should do themselves a favor and give the gods a hand in carrying them off this mortal coil.
Clean-up would suck, by by Friday we’d be in much better shape as a nation. |
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:whispers: They’re literally the same people |
Hopefully - it’s taking too long
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I think I have this eclipse bullshit figured out. Supposedly the National guard has been activated and we've been warned to have a 3 day food and water supply on hand.
Well that seems a little silly for a 4 minute window of somewhat darkness during the day, Right. There has to be more to it. I believe there is an incoming asteroid coming straight from the direction of the sun. As it approaches it appears larger and larger ,eventually blocking out the sun right before it slams into Earth. That explains the NG deployment and groceries. It's the ONLY reasonable explanation. I will be wearing a helmet April 8th |
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Yes, that helmet will definitely do the trick. :thumb:
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But there is a scene in Earthquake from the 70s. People are watching the citybof LA being destroyed from the plane. Sent from my SM-G991U using Tapatalk |
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Is it just me or does that sound backwards? I'd kinda' like to know the whole point before making any promises or signing any contracts... |
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But your point stands. |
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I'm in that muddy soup somewhere. |
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10. The Pittsburgh Pirates are the best team in baseball after 10 games.
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I wonder if a bunch of nutters are going to off themselves wearing Nike's sneakers like they did with the Hale Bopp Comet.
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Silly bastards. Don't they know this is just a residual affect of climate change?
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