Who is the hottest dude on CP?
 

Discuss...

Rain Man

End thread.

Simply red. Hot to trot.

I’d relish getting to first, second, and third base with first, second, but especially Third Down Elvis.

stevieray age-adjusted for the win.

I admit it's a combover

InvinciBill

Stevie Ray’s genetics FTW and his personality and outlook on life seals the deal.

I mean, she did post it first.

Lewdog easy

I always like to imagine Bowser as a big hairy mountain man, swinging his big swollen axe around in the name of justice

CPer that I would take to do Paul Bunyon shit: Not Bowser

CPer that I would take to go buy cookies at Mecca's: Bowser

Not nearly as hot as Lewdog hard.

Id vote for Clay bet his glaze taste like raspberry too

This!!!

no one gives a shit.

He's the kind of guy where when he turns left, you have to duck.

I was gonna change my vote to you but your attitude just made me change my mind

pics or i can’t tell you

nothing less attractive than a negative attitude smh

I have some interesting ones.

Billay

IDK but I always tell you that you have the best username on CP.

I remember when one of the other team's fan forums commented on it.

It's the kind of internet gold that you'll randomly remember and laugh about.

God bless "Titty Meat!"

Modbot p fine, just sayin

Swoon!

I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy.
I've got the looks,
That drive the girls wild
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I make 'em hot.
I make 'em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on cloud nine
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise

LMAO I clicked on this thread thinking it was the other one and was high key confused for a minute

ThaVirus for sure, because he's black!

If men behave like women, it's got to be 1963Chief, because he won't acknowledge my existence.

I haven't felt this tingly all week

Would love to see that dudes ham helmet bet it would put KC Natives to shame

God damn the preseason can't get here soon enough

<3

ham helmet? bruh LMAO

Do you mean Bwana?

QFT

Is anyone here 21 to 28 years old?

Titty Meats posts are comedy gold.

Wait till I show you my big blue ox.

Put that ****er next to a chub of cookie dough

Bye bye cookie dough

I was thinking at one of the CP tailgates he unzips his trousers and lays it across the bbq grate would be a neat party trick but cookie dough works too

We've gotta looooong way to go

w/o pictures i’d have to say carcosa bc his posts make me want to kiss

Why is he in trousers at a tailgate?
Prissy bitch.

I think I'm pretty hot

https://www.dhresource.com/webp/m/0x...RjVSo38733.jpg

Good illustration of the budget cuts.

LMAO

Blue Oyster has the best salad bar

Someone has seen Police Academy.

Prolly Sorter. Don’t know what he looks like… just kinda has that swag!

I wiil be the hottest guy on CP sometime this summer....note that I live in Tucson AZ

Well just know if you decide to get naked we will not judge you

Dad jokes FTW

Wasn't Clay on some male modeling site some years back trying to drum up a career as a male model?

As I work outside for a living I’d like to nominate myself. But I see that JohnnyV apparently beat me to the punch. Carry on.

Solid Boise 9 right here

https://i.giphy.com/NsF21SvEoFVkgGffZu.webp

Many fans of the hot beef injection on this site...

https://y.yarn.co/0e862196-b637-43ec...c9a09_text.gif

I used to be hot young stud.

Now I am a cold old stub.

Katipan is probably the hottest dude

It's easily LiveSteam or DaFace.

Billay’s mom.

BEP’s got some chiseled cheekbones I’ll bet

Loochy

Who is the smartest?

Whoever wins the physics contest between cdcox and Rain Man.

The dude reading this

wow thank u! But I think the honor goes to jwhit

I’m not much to look at but I’m a lot more fun than you might expect.

Me

Who looks sexiest in a covid mask?

Bearcat...2 at a time. One to cover his face and the other to cover up his massive vagina hole

But what about changing the lightbulb?

Bang LiveSteam, marry DaFace

Save something for the physics round.

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