Punt God vs. The Wemby of Punters
 

**** it, I'll make punters part of my personality.

The Chiefs have not had a punter competition worth a darn since the epic days of Dustin Colquitt vs. Jack Fox. A competition that left us all agape at the beauty -- nay, the art -- of punting.

Folks, strap in. Because we're about to face the most epic punter matchup in Chiefs training camp history.

In one corner, is this guy:

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In the other corner, is this guy (go to the 20:00 minute mark):

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The Ali vs. Frazier of punting is upon us.

These are the good times. Remember these days forever.

Who the **** is jack fox?

You best respect the Fox.

I'll respect him when he puts his SB ring where I put mine when we're not wearing them, or when he plays for the Kansas city football Chiefs, my favoriteist team. Not before.

Araiza is going to destroy this poor kid.

I like that the last video is called "How a punter 100% gets drafted." Or not.

He played for the Kansas City Chiefs, so you'll have to be more specific.

This is the kind of hype we need.

Rehkow is going to bend it like Beckham and release Araiza on bail to free agency.

Who cares? I mean, with the talent on offense now, we're hardly gonna need to punt.

Operative tea term. Not on the regular roster either.

FYP

Direckshun:

I’m no punting expert but I read what Zierlein had to say about Rehkow. Said he sacrifices hang time for distance way too often, and that leaves his coverage teams out to dry constantly.

What say you? Is that what we need? Untimely special teams TDs given up? It’d be one thing if our defense sucked anyway, but it doesn’t.

Araiza does that as well, though.

A lot of his long punts are missiles that really hang the coverage unit out. They appear to be really similar guys as prospects.

Hoping it's Araiza just to continue our recent trend of screwing the Bills.

Well shit.

Bring back Colquitt!!!

Do those guys live near you?

Rekhow is going to get R-aped. Too far? Too soon?

It's not even the first time in this thread.

I wanted to say it with my first post but work computer.

This.

We aren’t punting this year anyway (ever), so let’s go with the funnier option.

You guys are missing the real reason we drafted Worthy. Punt coverage for our punting Gods.

Im rooting for Punt God cuz San Diego and....well his name is Punt God and that's epic.

In one corner you've got a party animal that bangs chicks so fast he doesn't bother to check their ID...

...and in the other corner you've got a guy who wears special underpants to keep himself pure.

It's truly a battle of good and evil, good boy vs bad boy, angel vs devil.

That last video was annoying AF

I read somewhere the Punt God has troubles with consistency as a holder whereas RayCow is more proficient. Would be amusing if that settles the dust between them.

Where did you find that shit? Punt god never held? He was the kicker.

Pretty ballsy of the mormon kid to decide to sign with KC and compete with punt god.

22:40, Nick Jacobs talking about the "holy heck" spin on Araiza's punts.

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It's only about 30 seconds of punt talk. But it's there.

You would need a rolodex full of note cards to know this!

ACE GUNNER

These guys are a much better listen than watch.

Nick J high or just real laid back? My bad but something came across as wow. Podcast it is cause he had no emotions IMO.

Nothing wise is sexy - and nothing sexy is wise...

I care about who is going to be the place holder for Buttkicker. Laces out!

I believe the expression is having a “face for radio”

That's just him. One of the better Chiefs reporters though imo. He puts in the work on all of it.

No that can't be it. My grandma has been saying I have a face for radio and I look almost nothing like Nick. Other than being a white, bearded and a Chiefs fan we don't look anything alike.

Does ur Grammy do anal?

ROFL