Hawk Tuah
 

spit on that thang

Sure Jan

She's a keeper.

Wife material.

She's everywhere.

She should enter the presidential election right now.

No idea what we are talking about

I can't believe how long she has been able to remain unidentified. Tiktok can usually find people within hours.

She’s a wild one!!

I seriously thought this was going to be a thread about a player named Hawk Tuah.

I thought this thread was about a new nickname for the Dolphins' concussion prone qb

I thot twas thread bout Bill Selfs Hawk Tawk radio show

would girls spit on your shit in the 50s?

She's the hottest thing on the internet for the moment.

Probably...but they just wouldn't talk about it.

Hailey Welch of Nashville appears to be accurate

They have been doing nasty sex for centuries. Popes used to have orgies, probably still do.

Ever heard of the Roman Empire's orgies and perversion and Caligula?

The Greeks?

The Indians and the Kama Sutra?

The Mayans?

Yup. Being a horny freak is part of human nature. It's just that people used to pretend that it wasn't for some reason.

Hawk Tuah is learned behavior though. Today's girls learned that from porno.

I wanna know if Polly was doing it in her daddy's Studebaker after a burger and a milkshake at the drive in.

She must be protected at all costs. A National Treasure.

Innocent!

Wood plow!

Not too fat!

Kelly Preston from the 80's film Mischief, it took place in the 50's and her character definitely looked like the type of chick that would spit on a dick.

He was great in Cobra Kai.

I'd love to see the group text among members of her family right now.

That is a FANTASTIC reference, that sex scene was awesome, she had a gorgeous body and awesome dirty blonde bush that would frighten some of the youngsters here.

I bet she did freaky things with Charlie Sheen.

Like tons of meth?

Also George Clooney got some of that hot poon tang.

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This was long before he went off the deep end.

She got shot by his revolver when she drops his pants off a hook and the gun went off, shooting her in the arm.

Between drugs, mainly coke, and being shot was the end of their relationship.

I definitely preferred her as a blonde but she still looked pretty good with that dark hair in Jerry Maguire while Cruise was pounding her hard in that one scene.

Love her!

It's called Sunday School now

Proud mom and dad moment for sure lol

I see archaeological items where they'll say things like, "the female figurine represents fertility and the goddess culture of Mother Earth", and I think, "Nah, that's just some Iron Age dude making his own porn". Occam's Razor, archaeologists. Occam's Razor.

As for this woman, she's a pivotal part of why America is the greatest nation on earth.

I thought it was about Bill Self’s toupee.

Tim McGraw started it with Indian Outlaw

I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Hawk Tuah
My baby, she's a Chippewa
She's a one of a kind

fyp

Hawk Tuah! It's been helping uptight women get laid since forever.

Well shit boys, that's driving distance!

Race ya...

Girl says to dad when she’s 10,”I’m going to be internet famous someday!”

11 years later Dad hears a weird term several times, decides to search for the meaning. “Oh no.”

pregaming before a night of hawk tuahs!

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Girl seems to know her way around a penis. At least she's learning something useful in school. Wish there'd been one of her around when I was in HS.

Kinda gross ngl

You know you are getting old when you think nice, but damn I bet her dad is real proud LMAO

Anyone find her IG?

For, uh, research purposes.

Don’t worry, Nancy.

Nobody wants to spit on your dick.

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You'd probably bicker with your wife until she was too turned off if she asked you for sex lmao

This girl is a total slut trash girl. She admits to be ****ing 4 guys. Slut and not to be admired.

There was one. There definitely was one (probably most likely a few).

Tik Tok a Chinese company would never allow Hawk Tuah girl to become a sensation in China. Yet here in America........

Every school had the girl who "Had to get her stomach pumped after blowing half the football team..."

I mean yeah - there was some embellishment there, but the name didn't get attached to the rumor by accident...

no, thus the fallacy of making america great again

Why do you spit on it?

Now that you mention it, it does kinda seem redundant...

I think boys struggle to make her wet.
I think it’s a cry for help.

sounds more like a “you” problem, because there definitely was at least one. In my high school it was the daughter of the mayor.

At one point, society decided to try to be better and not give into our base instincts.

Clearly, society has decided to give up. Which is its right. However, society also complains about rampant cheating and lack of commitment. That comes with free sex and no standards.

Cake comes with cavities. People want sugar without the diabetes. Life doesn't work that way.

Creepy old guys all over this.

Yeah, I'd prefer my wife to not hock a loogie on my dick when we are having sex.

If that makes me a prude, so be it.

I would eat her ass.

Lol, you could be right. There was a girl in HS that probably gave pornstar-level head, but I never found out. Not my type.

Accidental thumbs down. Sorry.

People want health care with no payment

High minimum wage with no increase in cost of goods and services

Stimulus checks with no inflation

It's our job. We're creepy.

I prefer "that thang" to spit at her.

Counterpoint, when you are 16 who the hell cares spit on that thang

NFL Sunday Ticket for free.

**** you I’ll take Sunday ticket for free

:LOL:

But you know what? I do indeed watch it for free.

So would I. But the world doesn't work that way and the NFL or any company isn't wrong for wanting a price for it.

Yep, and proud of it. LMAO

My first thought is she's not doing it right.

Kids these days.

I am so dead trying to figure out why a guy would be so excited. Filth factor? But it's really not that filthy

No.

It's because now it can slide in without work.

I'm really concerned.

It’s probably for the best.

Once you get a high end blowjob from a truly dirty girl, it’s hard to go back to halfhearted vanilla blowjobs.

Little from column A, little from column B.

It's all part of the show. It's for the visual only.