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ToxSocks 06-25-2024 10:39 AM

TNMNT vs Power Rangers
 
Death match, no holds barred in a Hell in the Cell. Live on Pay Per View from the sold out Madison Square Garden. All weapons go, but no Zords or TMNT Party Wagons/helicopters.

The original Power Rangers too. Jason, Zack, Billy, Kim and that Asian yellow Ranger.

Power Rangers do get BONUS member Tommy the Green Ranger, but TMNT gets Casey Jones to offset.

GO!

New World Order 06-25-2024 10:43 AM

Original TMNT all day

Easy 6 06-25-2024 10:46 AM

Turtles for sure, they have natural armor

Chitownchiefsfan 06-25-2024 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToxSocks (Post 17563099)
Death match, no holds barred in a Hell in the Cell. Live on Pay Per View from the sold out Madison Square Garden. All weapons go, but no Zords or TMNT Party Wagons/helicopters.

The original Power Rangers too. Jason, Zack, Billy, Kim and that Asian yellow Ranger.

Power Rangers do get BONUS member Tommy the Green Ranger, but TMNT gets Casey Jones to offset.

GO!

Timmy as the green ranger or white ranger?

ToxSocks 06-25-2024 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Chitownchiefsfan (Post 17563132)
Timmy as the green ranger or white ranger?

Green Ranger. No Zords though.

New World Order 06-25-2024 10:58 AM

I did like Amy Jo Johnson growing up tho

Bowser 06-25-2024 10:59 AM

**** them teenaged hippies, the turtles are going to rape souls.

okiedokieokoye 06-25-2024 11:01 AM

Come on, Billy was useless. T-U-R-T-L-E Power

FlaChief58 06-25-2024 11:03 AM

The Turtles are literally Ninjas. The power Rangers are a bunch of spandex wearing peter puffers.

kcgreene 06-25-2024 11:06 AM

If the Turtles can fight off all the rock creatures and crap of Dimension X, would they have much trouble with the Rangers? I mean... we've seen them fight and take down much larger threats.

Plus, other than the cannon fodder chumps (Puttys? Am I remembering that right?), Power Rangers haven't really had to fight other teams of fighters. It's always one monster of the week that they face. Just, 5 people jumping one dude that happens to look like a jellyfish before a beam shoots from space and the whole MegaZord sequence plays out.

Meanwhile, TMNT always was going up against other teams or groups of enemies beyond just Foot Ninjas.

TMNT wins this one, but I think it's closer than people think, experience helping the turtles.

kcgreene 06-25-2024 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Chitownchiefsfan (Post 17563132)
Timmy as the green ranger or white ranger?

This man is asking the important questions!!!

RaidersOftheCellar 06-25-2024 11:08 AM

Know how I know you’re gay? You know the names of the Power Rangers.

ToxSocks 06-25-2024 11:10 AM

Dont forget that Power Rangers had swords and laser and shit too. AND their spandex armor provided them magical armor barriers.

Fish 06-25-2024 11:14 AM

Probably the Power Rangers, but they're too gay to vote for...

okiedokieokoye 06-25-2024 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar (Post 17563150)
Know how I know you’re gay? You know the names of the Power Rangers.

Apparently, this is a put down? Hmm. I know we're talking about characters from the 90s, but did your humor also stay in that era?

kcgreene 06-25-2024 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 17563137)
**** them teenaged hippies, the turtles are going to rape souls.

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Dunerdr 06-25-2024 11:29 AM

Street sharks>

ToxSocks 06-25-2024 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 17563179)
Street sharks>

Street Sharks vs Swat Kats

New World Order 06-25-2024 11:37 AM

Thundercats

RealSNR 06-25-2024 11:38 AM

This thread is filled with people who never saw the Power Rangers. That's fine, they're probably too young for most of you, but I at least would have thought some of you old farts would have had a couple of kids who were obsessed with them.

The power rangers could take magic swords and shit right to the chest and get right back up. Blasted with lasers, smacked in the face by big robots, whatever. Yes, that was before the stage of the fight when they would use the zords.

The pink ranger had a goddamn bow. A ranged weapon. I'm pretty sure the black ranger could use the axe as some sort of gun blaster too, but I could be wrong. WTF are the turtles going to do to stop that? Whap them with a goddamn stick and nunchucks? When the rangers have suits that protect them from LASERS?

New World Order 06-25-2024 11:39 AM

Anyone remember you could join the Burger King Kids Club and get the TMNT tapes?

ToxSocks 06-25-2024 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 17563188)
This thread is filled with people who never saw the Power Rangers. That's fine, they're probably too young for most of you, but I at least would have thought some of you old farts would have had a couple of kids who were obsessed with them.

The power rangers could take magic swords and shit right to the chest and get right back up. Blasted with lasers, smacked in the face by big robots, whatever. Yes, that was before the stage of the fight when they would use the zords.

The pink ranger had a goddamn bow. A ranged weapon. I'm pretty sure the black ranger could use the axe as some sort of gun blaster too, but I could be wrong. WTF are the turtles going to do to stop that? Whap them with a goddamn stick and nunchucks? When the rangers have suits that protect them from LASERS?

Agreed, SNR, agreed.

And while i'd still take the turtles, The Power Rangers aren't getting the credit they deserved.

FFS, their spandex armor deflected alien lasers!

RaidersOftheCellar 06-25-2024 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by okiedokieokoye (Post 17563167)
Apparently, this is a put down? Hmm. I know we're talking about characters from the 90s, but did your humor also stay in that era?

LOL. I referenced a movie that’s less than 20 years old.

kcgreene 06-25-2024 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 17563188)
This thread is filled with people who never saw the Power Rangers. That's fine, they're probably too young for most of you, but I at least would have thought some of you old farts would have had a couple of kids who were obsessed with them.

The power rangers could take magic swords and shit right to the chest and get right back up. Blasted with lasers, smacked in the face by big robots, whatever. Yes, that was before the stage of the fight when they would use the zords.

The pink ranger had a goddamn bow. A ranged weapon. I'm pretty sure the black ranger could use the axe as some sort of gun blaster too, but I could be wrong. WTF are the turtles going to do to stop that? Whap them with a goddamn stick and nunchucks? When the rangers have suits that protect them from LASERS?

Grew up at the time that I watched both. TMNT would be reflecting lasers off their shells constantly.

And the Pink Rangers ranged weapon won't do much good when it's Hell in the Cell, however Mikey's weapon in the last few seasons; a grappling hook, is perfect for Hell in the Cell.

The Turtles faced off against crazy technology from another dimension for like every other week the last 3 seasons. Hell, the Technodrome shoots missiles and lasers and the turtles survived and destroyed the damn thing.... it's not farfetched that the turtles would win at all.

Closer than some people think, but turtles is the fair take.

staylor26 06-25-2024 11:49 AM

TMNT all day baby.

Couch-Potato 06-25-2024 11:56 AM

Wut? Is it even a question.

Turtle Power!

Bump 06-25-2024 11:59 AM

TMNT was my shit when I was a kid, them all day

cabletech94 06-25-2024 11:59 AM

TMNT had the better opening theme song/music. Turtles have Master Splinter. Rangers had Zordon, in a tube. What the hell is that about?!
Also, SNR, if that is your real name. Turtles have ninja stars. FLYING. NINJA. STARS. Have you ever been hit in the head with a flying ninja star!?! I DIDNT THINK SO.

Turtles in a laugher!!

RaidersOftheCellar 06-25-2024 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 17563188)
This thread is filled with people who never saw the Power Rangers. That's fine, they're probably too young for most of you, but I at least would have thought some of you old farts would have had a couple of kids who were obsessed with them.

The power rangers could take magic swords and shit right to the chest and get right back up. Blasted with lasers, smacked in the face by big robots, whatever. Yes, that was before the stage of the fight when they would use the zords.

The pink ranger had a goddamn bow. A ranged weapon. I'm pretty sure the black ranger could use the axe as some sort of gun blaster too, but I could be wrong. WTF are the turtles going to do to stop that? Whap them with a goddamn stick and nunchucks? When the rangers have suits that protect them from LASERS?

I was the target age for Power Rangers and despised it even when it first aired.

I’ve always subscribed to the idea that you can turn pretty much any premise into a good movie/series, but Power Rangers proved that theory wrong.

PHOG 06-25-2024 12:37 PM

COWABUNGA!!!!

BWillie 06-25-2024 12:37 PM

I wish the pink one went into porn

George Liquor 06-25-2024 01:15 PM

I'm pretty sure Power Rangers was the first thing I ever said was gay lmao TMNJ all day.

George Liquor 06-25-2024 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 17563193)
Anyone remember you could join the Burger King Kids Club and get the TMNT tapes?

I have 2 of those somewhere in my house from when I was a kid . I also have the G.I. Joe movie (the animated one) on vhs.

G.I. Joe move slams and goes hard.

Dunerdr 06-25-2024 01:19 PM

I was in pre school at Tri-city or whatever that big church on the hill was when PR came out. I remember going to school the next day asking the boys if they saw it. We were ****ing hyped. Beat the shit out of each other the rest of the day in power ranger fashion.

ToxSocks 06-25-2024 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 17563397)
I was in pre school at Tri-city or whatever that big church on the hill was when PR came out. I remember going to school the next day asking the boys if they saw it. We were ****ing hyped. Beat the shit out of each other the rest of the day in power ranger fashion.

And all the girls would stand by watching in awe as we got together to summon our dinozords at recess. One kid almost got his finger jammed trying to block my red ranger roundhouse kick to the face.

Dunerdr 06-25-2024 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ToxSocks (Post 17563412)
And all the girls would stand by watching in awe as we got together to summon our dinozords at recess. One kid almost got his finger jammed trying to block my red ranger roundhouse kick to the face.

I got a turtle thing that opened up and zords went inside it for my birthday. It was a big ****ing deal. I don't remember what it was called. When I showed up to day care with it I might as well have had my tip hanging below my shorts line. I was a tiny king for a day.

lawrenceRaider 06-25-2024 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 17563136)
I did like Amy Jo Johnson growing up tho

She's 54 now. We are old.

PunkinDrublic 06-25-2024 01:42 PM

Power Rangers, Texas Rangers I don’t give a ****. I’m taking the turtles every time.

George Liquor 06-25-2024 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lawrenceRaider (Post 17563436)
She's 54 now. We are old.

She looks like she should be driving a 2024 Chevrolet Suburban in Mission Hills right now

ToxSocks 06-25-2024 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by George Liquor (Post 17563449)
She looks like she should be driving a 2024 Chevrolet Suburban in Mission Hills right now

She looks like she'd be staring in one of those HotWife Cuck videos.

notorious 06-25-2024 01:47 PM

Hell in the Cell?

Undertaker steps in and makes all of them his bitch.

ToxSocks 06-25-2024 01:47 PM

Also, is it not lost on anyone that they got the Asian to play the YELLOW ranger and the black guy to play the....BLACK Ranger.

And of course the white girl to play the PINK ranger.

Uh huh.....

Rausch 06-25-2024 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ToxSocks (Post 17563464)
Also, is it not lost on anyone that they got the Asian to play the YELLOW ranger and the black guy to play the....BLACK Ranger.

And of course the white girl to play the PINK ranger.

Uh huh.....

Was there a more obvious answer somewhere?

Dunerdr 06-25-2024 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ToxSocks (Post 17563464)
Also, is it not lost on anyone that they got the Asian to play the YELLOW ranger and the black guy to play the....BLACK Ranger.

And of course the white girl to play the PINK ranger.

Uh huh.....

I noticed this as an adult when my son picked it on Netflix. Is it racist? IDK maybe they let the characters pick.

ReynardMuldrake 06-25-2024 01:57 PM

So is this the bloody Eastman & Laird TMNT or the G-rated cartoon version?

ToxSocks 06-25-2024 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 17563484)
I noticed this as an adult when my son picked it on Netflix. Is it racist? IDK maybe they let the characters pick.

The black guy playing the black ranger? oooooh K....fine.


But then the Asian playing the yellow ranger?

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Dunerdr 06-25-2024 02:02 PM

White ranger was white..

Speaking of I dont remember the whole thing but didnt the green ranger turn into the white ranger after playing a weird dagger flute? And how did the red ranger not just say hell no dude. I mean he had the drop on dating the pink ranger with no other alphas around except the robot named alpha.

ThaVirus 06-25-2024 02:12 PM

It’ll be the Power Rangers based on numbers alone. Six people with future tech vs four mutated turtles & one regular Joe.

Casey is just a regular dude so it’s basically 6v4 and the Hell in the Cell setup here takes away the ninja’s element of surprise.

ThaVirus 06-25-2024 02:15 PM

Does anyone remember the episode where the Green Ranger whooped the whole team’s ass? He jumped straight into the top of the Zord from ground level. That had to be like an 80-foot vertical jump.

Imagine a kick to the chest from that dude. Carapace or not, it’s shattering whatever it comes in contact with.

Dunerdr 06-25-2024 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 17563528)
Does anyone remember the episode where the Green Ranger whooped the whole team’s ass? He jumped straight into the top of the Zord from ground level. That had to be like an 80-foot vertical jump.

Imagine a kick to the chest from that dude. Carapace or not, it’s shattering whatever it comes in contact with.

I don't remember it but I know there was one where the green ranger was evil and the red ranger was able to beat him.

Balto 06-25-2024 02:20 PM

Honestly this should have never been a pole! The pole should have been

Voltron VS Power Rangers

I never really watched Power Rangers but I always thought they just took Voltron and remade it with real people and stupid.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/...1000_QL80_.jpg

Wisconsin_Chief 06-25-2024 02:41 PM

They would never fight one another. Zordon and Master Splinter would bring them together to form the most mighty of all crime fighting groups that has ever existed. Together, they would rid the world of all evil and finally bring peace.

Or so it always went in my head when I was playing with my action figures.

Rausch 06-25-2024 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Balto (Post 17563541)
Honestly this should have never been a pole! The pole should have been

Voltron VS Power Rangers

I never really watched Power Rangers but I always thought they just took Voltron and remade it with real people and stupid.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/...1000_QL80_.jpg

They took Voltron and Godzilla movies and found the half way point.

Balto 06-25-2024 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 17563569)
They took Voltron and Godzilla movies and found the half way point.

Dreamworks owns both Voltron and Transformers series. Would love to see a crossover!

Easy 6 06-25-2024 02:50 PM

Folks can love one or another of these two choices, but the fact is they'd both get their asses kicked but good by G-Force

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