well at the hospital again
 

blockage in intestinal tract. wish me well and no joke please come on.

Get well, broski.

Good luck man. Feel better soon.

prayers

feel better

here's to hoping you'll soon take a big nasty kcdump

All the best. Feel better soon.

Get well man.

Feel better soon, Nut.

Hopefully they get it sorted soon and you're back home!

Will be praying for you bud. Stay strong

You're going to take a monster dook, make your roomie flush it as a sign of dominance

Good luck. The wife has been dealing with similar issues and also ended up in the hospital, unfortunately after the second ER visit, not the first. She's better now, but let's just say it hasn't been a fun last couple of weeks at Casa Frazod.

Thinking positive thoughts for you.

Prayers, nut.

ok update no blockage but food poisoning instead. take some antibiotics and i should be good!

Are you getting a penis reduction? Hauling that thing around has to hurt your back.

Wishing you the best my dude!

Get well soon Mr Nut..

Wow, you lucked out! Awesome.

Good news! Antibiotics is much better than the roto rooter to your tooter!

Less Taco Bell, Nut!!!

Glad you're ok man.

As bad as food poisoning is, much better than the blockage. Get well quickly. Prayers your way.

Or potentially more Taco Bell. It’s definitely one of the two.

Make sure the microwave is strong enough to nuke the Chinese

Blasphemy!!

God bless you nut. That’s some dangerous shit, praying for you buddy.

Drink Metamucil and drink kefir. It lubes that fecal matter and it slides right out with no wiping. 5 star bowel movements are the key.

Praying that everything goes well. Get better dude.

Stay close to a Kohl’s near you. Better soon, Nut.

Stop eating all that cheese... get better man.

Hell yeah.

Take them all. Then eat yogurt for awhile.

Awesome news.

Drink loads of water and eat some yogurt like buehler said. You'll be right as rain in a few days.

Get better soon

No more chicken tartar, nut.

Hating the Raiders can get you through. Then the uncontrollable fits of laughter gets you the good drugs

Hope they get it figured out and you’re back to 100% ASAP.

I hope you have a bowel movement soon nut.

Good news, bud. Rest up!

I prayed to Zeus… I’m happy your prognosis improved!

Great news, KCN. I hope u feel better soon!

No more Tootsi Rolls for you. :shake:

Bombs Away!!!

Get well!

I ate a can of sauerkraut last week and dumped EVERYTHING. Destroyed any wanna be blockage.

Praying for you, Mr. Nut.

I hope it all works out in the end.

Don't slap the nurse's butt on the way out. They don't like that anymore.

You didn't eat any Boars Head cold cuts did you? Listeria has killed 11 people so far and permanently closed a Boars Head processing plant.


Get well soon big guy!

golden corral did this and thank you all.

Good news buddy. A Chiefs win and some rest will have you feeling much better

Not surprising. Kinda like how it’s not surprising that Bump is a piece of shit!!!

Hey, sending positive thoughts your way!!!

What did we tell you about eating strange booty?



Good news, get better soonest.

My pupper had one of those.

Don’t eat squeakers.

Get well man

I was having GI issues myself and got myself a colonoscopy last week, all they found was some hemorrhoids and told me to come back in 10 years. I still don't know what's wrong with me but at least it's not cancer. Good luck getting your shit figured out.

About 8 years back I went from pre diabetes to type two. Last 5 years or so I’ve followed Dr Berg and Dr Alan Mandel (goes by motivational dr on YouTube) both on YouTube and subscribe to their channels to see what they would talk about in regards to diet and vitamin/mineral deficiencies. For specific issues just type Dr Berg gastrointestinal or acid reflux etc. same with dr Mandel. Type that in the yt search and look for specific videos that relate to your symptoms. It doesn’t replace going to the dr but I look at it as something to help in addition to your dr. I’ve learned all sorts of stuff that has helped me like lemon raw honey extra virgin olive oil apple cider vinegar garlic Himalayan salt…too much to remember. Just an idea that works for me. If you have some free time give it a search. They both have around 10 years worth of videos on YouTube. I’m on different vitamins that I don’t get enough of and eat better and more specific foods that help heal you and doing much better because of what I’ve learned and applied.

Yeah....but what happens when the Nurse sllaps my butt on the way out?

Thanks for that, I will check it out. I basically having the feeling of constipation but I still poop everyday and less appetite. The DR's never checked anything, just went straight to colonoscopy, which sucked but it's over now and it's good to rule out the worst thing that it could be. I eat a pretty healthy diet tbh, I probably need to figure out what diet will best for me.

Get her number

You’re welcome. Dr Berg talks all the time about the keto diet and fasting. It doesn’t fit for me but I pick bits and pieces out of it to add to my diet. All the little things help just be patient. If you add vitamin or mineral supplements do them one at a time so you know which one is working

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