****Official Royals Postseason Rep Thread****
 

GET SOME

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Boys are playin&#39; some October ball! <a href="https://t.co/ghrM2oMecn">pic.twitter.com/ghrM2oMecn</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Royals (@Royals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Royals/status/1839862815315624206?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

WHEEEEEEEEEEE

LFG

Jewish Rabbi can masturbate all he wants to this news!!!!

On your head Minnesota

Very surprised. Great come back this season from last season.

Hell yeah!!!!!

WE BACK THE **** UP!!

I fear for his sock drawer collection. Its gonna be a big night

We did it!!

Fly back to KC tonight and go jump in the fountains like Patek and Rojas in 76

We can now sit Lugo tomorrow. Ragans and Lugo will go 1,2 great news for us!

Hell yeah. Stress free baseball. Pitch Hampson and Melendez the next two days for all we care!!!!!

One cheater down in Correa being knocked out, more cheaters to go in Houston!

So, we lost and clinched the WC? Sounds about right.

Greatest turnaround in MLB history… if Q doesn’t get manager of the year, the MLB is rigged

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Prior to this year, 143 teams in major league history had lost more than 100 games in a season.<br><br>The 2023 Royals are the first one of them to make the playoffs one year later.</p>&mdash; Rany Jazayerli (@jazayerli) <a href="https://twitter.com/jazayerli/status/1839864386283851996?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I am so happy right now.

We’re probably gonna go Ragans, Lugo and Wacha in Houston

HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!

My balls can't produce enough jizz to keep up with how awesome this is

I heard the Rabbi prefers the Harvey Weinstein method of ejaculating into a potted plant.

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2nd. Twins lost 100 and got into the playoffs.

I mean, that's incredible. And I bashed him plenty during the course of the season but now I will defend him to the death! Qbert is the manger of the year and **** the BBWA if they don't give it to him!

Ok, NOW trade for some players for the post-season run.

Making the playoffs is a season long accomplishment. The Royals didn’t make the playoffs today. The Royals made the playoffs as the net result of their entire schedule to this point.

They didn’t “back in”. They earned this shit.

Bobby introduced himself to the world at the Home Run Derby. It’s now time for him to make himself a household name.

He’s kicking your door down and ****ing your wife. Sit in your cuck chair and enjoy it.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Champagne showers! <a href="https://t.co/jeLVjv31ve">pic.twitter.com/jeLVjv31ve</a></p>&mdash; Bally Sports Kansas City (@BallySportsKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallySportsKC/status/1839865101756838147?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Witt will shine but we need one more player to introduce himself to the world. Back in 2014 and 2015 that name was Alcides Escobar. This year I’m going with Michael Massey

This could actually happen to me since my wife has made it clear she would only cheat on me with Bobby Witt Jr.

Thankfully, I don't think he is in to almost 50 year old women who have birthed two kids.

You never know. Bobby Witt has a sexual appetite that would make Michael Douglas seem gay.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">George Brett celebrating in the locker room with no goggles on😂😂😂 <a href="https://t.co/7cjB9hveUO">pic.twitter.com/7cjB9hveUO</a></p>&mdash; Braiden Turner (@bturner23) <a href="https://twitter.com/bturner23/status/1839866515291504690?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

What an amazing, over achieving team.

Been a fun ride and a long time since we’ve had a true Super Star.

Last time this happened, Ubeja was still alive and his bowels were only 77% impacted.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">George Brett partying like it&#39;s 1985. <a href="https://t.co/hwoynrNsuU">pic.twitter.com/hwoynrNsuU</a></p>&mdash; Bally Sports Kansas City (@BallySportsKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallySportsKC/status/1839866792162005401?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Don't leave out his 13" hawg

He'll ruin anything he touches, guy could probably even post on CP with those sorta credentials!!!

That is as good of a starting 3 as there is

Also I would give u rep but I cant figure out how to do it on my phones web browser

This reminds me...you posted back in June I believe it was...

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Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 17568902) Gonna be out with the wife for tonight so y’all bring this one home! If we don’t win I may be too upset to give my wife the pipe later so need y’all to step up.

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Originally Posted by GeorgeZimZam (Post 17568918) https://i.postimg.cc/52RxtPhn/1fae2.gif Offering up the wife after a loss? That is commitment to the cause, Bro. A new spin on "Keep the line moving, Boys!" We would never, though. Only kiddin'.

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Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 17568919) LMAO If we make the playoffs, anything is possible.

Don't empty those ballsacks entirely just yet, fellas!

Good work on the receipts

I am RESERVING JIZZ

Rumor is he’ll be using his dick instead of a bat this postseason

I can't believe we get to do this again.

And I'll gladly watch that!!

Interesting. Beware of the venus fly trap

He's our guy, but let's not get carried away. Would still need to have a camero and be balding to post here.

The amazing thing is the Royals and Sherman locked him up....and all for thr wrong reasons. If there was not a future new stadium on the ballot there is not a chance in hell the front office ever resigns him last offseason. What a blessing

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The champagne is POPPIN’ 🍾🍾<br><br>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/BallySportsKC?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BallySportsKC</a>)<a href="https://t.co/fASjRX8Lei">pic.twitter.com/fASjRX8Lei</a></p>&mdash; KC Sports Network (@KCSportsNetwork) <a href="https://twitter.com/KCSportsNetwork/status/1839865970082357354?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

HAHAHA. Nice. True story here:

When Salvy got the hit in '14 that won the game vs the A's, I ran into the street (we lived in Arizona) and yelled as loud as I could. Then I went and woke my wife up and let's just say, I got two really nice gifts that night! We were in our 30's then and still kinda young ish I guess. If I woke her up around midnight now, for any reason, the only touching that would occur for my dick would be if she John Wayne Bobbitted me. Damn there truly are somethings that suck about getting old.

Anyway, no promises yet but let's see if we can win the WC round......

So happy we get to see Salvy back in the playoffs in a Royals uniform. Time to win some hardware and put a stamp on a hall of fame resume.

I'm so happy I'm crying happy tears. #royalstober!

Vinnie basically confirmed he may be back on Tuesday. He was hammered but kept saying I’m progressing where I need to be and said Mellinger is here so I don’t say anything stupid

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="nl" dir="ltr">Vinnie being Vinnie. <a href="https://t.co/wE5bKJdapx">pic.twitter.com/wE5bKJdapx</a></p>&mdash; Bally Sports Kansas City (@BallySportsKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallySportsKC/status/1839871607109759304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This team has sent me into fits of rage with its years of losing seasons but man is it special when they make the postseason!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“We are gonna make sure we get back to KC”<br><br>“I told everyone in spring training can you please get me back to the playoffs”<br><br>“I wanna play til I’m 45” �� <a href="https://t.co/0Nkp4381cx">pic.twitter.com/0Nkp4381cx</a></p>&mdash; Braiden Turner (@bturner23) <a href="https://twitter.com/bturner23/status/1839872480913092891?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pham with advice to his teammates: &#39;Embrace it.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/8nOjukJOZl">pic.twitter.com/8nOjukJOZl</a></p>&mdash; Bally Sports Kansas City (@BallySportsKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallySportsKC/status/1839871387605053818?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We&#39;ve got some extras on set. <a href="https://t.co/ksekPU3bZx">pic.twitter.com/ksekPU3bZx</a></p>&mdash; Bally Sports Kansas City (@BallySportsKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallySportsKC/status/1839875305844167166?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Shit. Never mind.

https://www.google.com/search?q=mlb+...&client=safari

I'm here

I need to go watch drunk Yordano Ventura after beating the Jays. RIP.

George Brett getting beer bukkakeed is amazing. Dude is like **** your pussy goggles, in my day we took it in the eye like real men.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">John Sherman: &quot;I think they&#39;re ready for October.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/PtvOzXxCR3">pic.twitter.com/PtvOzXxCR3</a></p>&mdash; Bally Sports Kansas City (@BallySportsKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallySportsKC/status/1839873877838827686?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

You joke until you have to do it daily for a dad that is 88. Glad tho he is 88. Take and give.

Schrieber is as lit as his cigar

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">John Schreiber: &quot;Let&#39;s keep going.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/0qAJKG0Svw">pic.twitter.com/0qAJKG0Svw</a></p>&mdash; Bally Sports Kansas City (@BallySportsKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallySportsKC/status/1839873133865742436?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Boom. Just ordered my new hat with the postseason patch. Doesn't matter how far we go, I'll wear it with pride.

He's totally gonna be back next week isn't he?

This is just awesome!!! I’m so pumped! They were 2-7 in games I attended this season. I will be doing my part and staying the **** home during the playoffs. LET’S GO ROYALS (clap clap clap clap clap)!!!

Hahahaha, ****ing hammered...

ROCK. ****IN. HARD!!!!!


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

If only deeznutz was here to see this

Man, what a season!! Regardless of what happens in October, this was an incredible ride. Gotta give skipper Q some credit. I had reservations about the hire. Glad to be very wrong about him. Who knows what we'll see. But raise a ****ing glass tonight, because these Royals are playing October ball!!

I'm so hard right now!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Also Hall of Famer George Brett: &quot;I didn&#39;t do shit. I&#39;m just here.&quot;</p>&mdash; Anne Rogers (@anne__rogers) <a href="https://twitter.com/anne__rogers/status/1839887214970331241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I'm thrilled to see the turn around and a playoff spot. But I'm having a little trouble getting excited after them finishing so poorly. Losing 7 of the last ten is not how you want to head into the playoffs.

****ing Awesomeness

The fug outta here with this shit. This ain't no ****ing funeral.

Here, here! What this guy just said!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">1) Read this tweet<br>2) Go watch Joel Goldberg&#39;s interview of Vinnie in the clubhouse, and see how hard Vinnie is trying to hold back his smile when Joel asks about a &quot;timetable&quot; (at the 1:18 mark)<br><br>He&#39;s going to be back on Tuesday. I can feel it. <a href="https://t.co/90MDEIpR50">https://t.co/90MDEIpR50</a></p>&mdash; Rany Jazayerli (@jazayerli) <a href="https://twitter.com/jazayerli/status/1839882286495334639?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Still wearing my red Royals hat from 1994.

LMFG!!!

Jizz me!

If anyone needs a rise this morning, the royals logo is on an mlb schedule infographic

https://www.mlb.com/postseason

I really didn't think it was going to happen. I thought they could flirt with .500 at best, and I'd have considered that an absolute success of a season.

This is fantastic, and I couldn't be happier that I was wrong.

The 2014-2015 runs are still probably my favorite sports memories (even above the Super Bowls and KU's national titles).

It felt like the impossible was happening.