You Only Get Three Mains For Thanksgiving - Pick' em
 

Choose wisely...

Your mouth, your ass, your colostomy hole

Turkey....green beans...mashed potatoes with gravy

Turkey/stuffing/gravy


Duh

I’ll have the lasagna.

Ham
Mac & Cheese
Mashed Potatoes

I just think turkey is overrated. Sue me.

Jeez man, is it actually that bad between us?

Probably not right, grow up man

WELL, BYE

Turkey stuffing pie! If desert doesn't count then sweet potatoes.

Going to booze my wife with small amounts of alcohol in a dirty Shirley. Not so much like a roofie, but the same secrecy. Then:

1. My wife giving me a blow job to get things going

2. Wife straddles me with tits in my face.

3. My penis goes inside of my wife and I last longer than 4 strokes.

Turkey
Stuffing
Mashed Potatoes.

Turkey and stuffing are my top 2

Biggest question after that is the choice between cranberries or GBC

Stuffing
Taters
Pumpkin pie

And, if we're being truthful here, things like stuffing, Taters, GBC, are all sides, not mains

Ham, Brisket, Steak

Honestly turkey basically comes around one time a year it ain't that bad. What I hate is that f-ing green bean casserole. Just give GBs cooked in beef broth some bacon and onion and I am good.

Real homemade dinner rolls also is good. None of that heat and serve crap.

Stuffing, Sweet Potatoes, Pecan Pie

Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Cream Peas (as gravy).

START YOUR OWN THREAD BUBBA

You only get THREE dishes here!11

Turkey breast, stuffing, & mashed potatoes. Gravy doesn't count as an item because it's assumed to be included.

This court will allow it

This is the correct answer. As long as the gravy is made directly from the cooked turkey and not some jar shit.

And while we're on the subject, stuffing is cooked in the bird. Not made in a casserole dish. That's called dressing.

You did not state dishes. You stated "mains" sides and etc are not mains.

I ALONE WILL DECIDE WHAT THE MAINS ARE HERE!11

Stuffing, yams, oysters, cranberries, biscuits, GBC, mac n cheese... it all counts

Turkey, mashed potatoes, cherry pie

Beer can chicken, mashed potatoes and green bean casserole.

Was your other post about your favorite Halloween candy?

A Raven inside a Bengal inside a Buffalo roasted on an AIDS tree fire basted with antifreeze

Ironically just starting on the History channel right now is a new episode on the history of Thanksgiving dinner.

FOUR upvotes for this garbage post, I'm even more hated here than anticipated lol... sucks to be you guys, sorry I'm living so deep in your empty heads

My colostomy hole? LMAO... just how gross and sick and low can you people go?

Please keep us updated!

Prime rib
Mashed potatoes
Stuffing

Turkey
Stuffing
Cranberry sauce

This.

Turkey (preferably smoked)
Mashed Potatoes
Sweet Potatoes

Asleep before dark. LMAO

It's what he says in literally every thread, calm down.




...on second thought, don't calm down, JR is just warming up and SNF is going to be boring as ****.

Turkey, mash potatoes and gravy and my grandmother’s homemade rolls.

Deep fried turkey
Stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is my preference)
Bacon green beans

Tough that turkey doesn’t make the cut, but I’ve had several fried, smoked, ovened, and slow cooked; never can get a consistent delicious bird. You know what three dishes never disappoint?

Green bean casserole
Sweet potato casserole
Stuffing

Ham with pineapple glaze
Can of cranberry
Pumpkin pie with Cool Whip

My family always gets a can of jellied cranberry sauce, but only my grandpa and I enjoy it. I’ve had the authentic stuff but just can’t get behind it.

Wait...can I force Prime Rib into this conversation? My old man did that once, it should count...

Popcorn
Toast
Pretzels

That's Christmas this year I'm doing Prime rib 2 days in a row for both sides of the family. I may have work a street corner to afford the grocery bill.

Oh and the correct answer is Turkey stuffing and mashed potatoes

But assuming we are talking sides, cranberries in amaretto, frog eye salad and pumpkin pie are the sides next up

Nope not me.

Chicken -n- Dumplings
Sweet Potatoes
Dressing
Turkey which makes 4 but that's what I'll eat and probably a couple Devilled Eggs as well.

Dude wants to **** my supposed colostomy hole, I mean... thats pretty cereal

Seems unwarranted to rational people, right?

Hmm, I'll go with ...

Water mains - indispensable in modern society.
Main Street - I like going to small towns and walking around the stores.
Actress Laura Main, who seems reasonably next-door cute: https://www.tvinsider.com/people/laura-main/

I will smack you straight in your mouth, lol

I mean, nobody ever said anything about ****ing... who's the weirdo now.

Mom went all out for some fresh pack cranberries, but I'm still wanting turkey, stuffing and GBC as my top 3

Why can't you just thank him for the compliment?

You really do despise me, and I'm ok with that... you're the weirdo, jackoff

Nah, but you're super sensitive and will almost always turn the most innocent of jokes into some bullshit drama, so it's fun to **** with you.... Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm going to get responses along the lines of "what the **** is wrong with you?" (a lot of things)

But my answer is turkey stuffing and green bean casserole

Just look at it neutrally folks, Bearscat has been needling this thread for no good reason at all... its just a simple, no politics no angle needed and straightforward thread

Tell us about your top three dishes, let Bearscat go get ****ed

**** YOU, NERD

Ham
Buttered Rolls
Beer

Turkey, Real Mashed potatoes, Grandmas egg noodles as gravy.

Nah you're just a big fat bitch

This thread was straight ahead no politics or any other nonsense, and you forced it that direction anyway... no matter how hard I try to keep it cool with you, you can't resist taking a dump as a mod

**** you, you're a giant pussy with a badge and an axe to grind, letting your bias show through loud and clear

Bitch

Hey guys

I just wanted a simple, no controversy thread

Don't blame me

I'll fight any one of you as long as I get to pick the weapons and venue.

It was a movie reference(kind of), but I actually have had Italian food on Thanksgiving several times. I’ve always wanted to do BBQ for Thanksgiving, too.

A complete nonsense post in this thread, I just wanted a simple and fun exercise here but was forced into a senseless and divisive battle

Do you have a top three for Thanksgiving?

Well, that escalated quickly gif...

But, ANYWAY, can we all agree that the best part of Thanksgiving dinner is the cold turkey sandwich the day after?

Oh, and can't believe I have to say this, but

Hookers, blow, and AIDS

Good grief. LMAO

Weapons or venues?

I already answered about my top three mains in general. If we're talking about food, I'll comment that my diet is now restricted due to some health stuff, so I'll go with...

Crab legs (our planned main dish for this Thanksgiving)
Mashed sweet potatoes
Barbecue beans

TBH, I'd like to know the top 3 of both.

Yeah, you're a real turd and something needs to be done soon

Crab legs is an eccentric choice, but it works

Esp with the other two!

Cajun fried turkey, baked ham, cornbread dressing

You are a fraud, a terribly biased mod and everyone here knows it

Hmm. After a bit of thought, I'd go with the following three choices. Recognizing that weapon and venue are inextricably linked, I'll present my top three combinations.

1. Pistols with eight-shot clips inside my house with the power out on a moonless night. I know every nook and cranny of my house and routinely navigate it in the dark when I'm too lazy to turn on a light. An accurate weapon where I can fire off several shots quickly will give me a huge advantage if I have the jump on people. The cleanup afterwards would be annoying, but I'd deal with it if the stakes are high.

2. I'm built more for speed than power, so I would work better in space. However, my eyesight has declined over the years, so I'm not going to challenge anyone with sniper rifles at a distance. However, I had a lot of dynamics and physics courses back in the day, and that skill remains intact. So I would go with trebuchets at a distance of 500 yards on uneven terrain. I think I could adjust my fire faster than the average trebuchet user.

3. I got hearing aids recently, and I can turn them up to get super hearing. So I would go with shotguns in a maze that has very slightly squeaky floors. I walk somewhat lightly, so I could likely hear someone moving before they could hear me, and a shotgun is hard to miss with.

What do you think? Are my assumptions good, or am I missing something?

Does anyone here like cherry pie?

I find it scrumptious

I'm on a mostly seafood diet these days, so crab is something that's kind of a special dish. We don't make crab legs very often, so it's a good holiday splurge.

No

I don't dislike cherry pie, but it's not at the top of my list. I'm more of a citrus pie guy.

1. Lemon meringue
2. Key lime (1A and 1B with lemon meringue)
3. Banana cream
4. Rhubarb
5. Apple

Chocolate cream and coconut are also really close.