****OFFICIAL Chiefs vs Texans Divisional Playoff Gameday Thread****
 

It's been a long journey, but the trail ends here.

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**** The Official Playoff Texans vs Chiefs AFCD GameDay Thread ****
 

Texans vs Chiefs AFCDG Odds & Betting Lines

Spread Favorite: Chiefs -8.5

Over/Under: 41.5 points

Moneyline: Texans +368, Chiefs -483

Fist

LET'S ****ING GO

I'm gonna grill up some mountain oysters for this one.

Three wins to immortality. It begins!

Patrick Mahomes is better than CJ Stroud IMHO

And hell followed with him.

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YEAAAAHHH!!!

12 am sharp guarantees victory!!!

I also don’t like your OP clay… “it’s been a long journey but the trail ends here”? The **** it doesn’t… this is the beginning of the trail, and there’s 20 virgins waiting for us at the superbowl.. this is motel 6, without a condom vibe type games.. shit doesn’t end here.. this is where we get the Clap, and see the doc next week in prep for the Super Bowl.

OP clearly implies the trail for the Texans is ending.

i posted in a previous thread, but the motto this post season should be:

DEATH BY A THOUSAND PAPER CUTS!!!

Texans suck.

Thumbed up OP for luck

"but the trail ends here"



THE **** IT DOES

Let’s ****!!!!!

Eric Fisher to beat the drum and to the Stone Cold beer guzzle.

I'm going to sleep now, but for the rest yall!

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Heard Nate Taylor talking about how McConkey went off on the Texans defense. He thinks either Xavier or Hollywood will absolutely dust someone today.

Or both

Xavier and Hollywood

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38th

232 yards passing to move ahead of Drew Brees on the postseason pass yards list

4 TD to tie Joe Montana for 2nd on the TD list

both could fall today!

Let's go get it.

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Playoff football at Arrowhead! Nothing like it! Let’s make a ****ing statement!

Clearly.

For the Chiefs the season begins today.

I BELIEF IN CHIEF!

Yeah, I hate saying this, but I agree with Clay. It's a long horn skull in the picture. It's pretty easy to interpret.

KC CHIEFS WILL WIN BTW

27-10

Some of you think that playing the Texans today will be an easy win. But it might not be easy. I'm most definitely rooting for KC, but NFL games are unpredictable, and either team could win

Long journey but the trail ends here.... What the flying **** Clay???

I know you're a limey but cattle trails often used to run from texas to kansas city, which then became world famous for steaks....

The season starts now.

Let’s eviscerate these bitches.

May the Kansas City Chiefs draw inspiration when tomorrow they learn that Mr Wizard used his wizardry to self-cure his hietal hernia just in time to watch his favorite football team like a real man

Let's get it done boys!!!!!

Time to do what's never been done and get that 3Peat

We got this!

Two things come from Texas. Steers and queers, and I ain’t butt ****ing no cow.

This is like Big Ben's last game. No chance in hell we lose. They are over matched.

The only good cow is a medium rare one. Let's f'n go!!!

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It’s certainly possible, if not outright probable, that Patrick Mahomes loses a Divisional Round game one day. But, as Arya Stark once famously said,

“Not today”

IN FOR THE PLAYOFF WIN, MY FAVORITE TEAM. THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 34 THE TEXANS 17. LET THE SEASON BEGIN.

Conspiracy theory: they are actually the same person.

Throughout the season, I haven’t been optimistic. Predicting close games, most of the time us winning by 3 lol. This morning I woke up with a different feeling, I think we hammer down today. I’ll say 17-31 Chiefs.

I expect us to run a few trick plays, to see what we can get away with. It’ll be back yard football in the first half, with a tight score going into halftime. They’ll tighten things up in the second half and pull away.

In for the Texans beat down

If it weren't for him getting injured, I'm still convinced we would be undefeated in the SB.

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Way to go out on a limb there pal!!

I'm ready for some football! Play smart, play fast, play loose and just win this one.

Chiefs 24-20; Texans score TD late to make the game look closer than it is.

Little chilly here this morning.

Beautiful Chiefs sunrise on my friend's farm.


LFG!

I got next weeks hietal hernia thread

It's kind of cool to have this nervous feeling before a game.

In to WIN!! :arrow: :toast: :rockon: :kc:

Our boys are rested, Andy and his staff have been plotting and planning for 2 weeks!

Chiefs for the win!

I’m in and ready for the CHIEFS WIN!

In.

I saw a friends post of the sunrise this morning with the caption, "Red sky at morning, Texans take warning!".

**** yeah!

They will put to a vote to change playoff game format. They want the team with most wins to get a home playoff game and not juts bevuase you won division. Problem because the Vikes won 14 hames and had to travel to a 10 win team. Same with the Commanders. They had to travel to a team with less wins by 3.

Definitely seems like the right place to post this on game day.

I’m calling our shot. We got almost everybody back, we have Reid, Mahomes and Kelce in playoff mode on 3.5 weeks rest. Chiefs win this one big, 34-10.

My Son in KC called me this morning and said he got 4 tickets for the game from his Boss. He’s invited me to go with him :)

Can’t wait! GO CHIEFS!!!!!

#ProudDad:)

Kinda wish I had that. Maybe when I get to the stadium? Just can’t muster any feeling other than 100% confidence.

Already freezing outside with the wind and it is going to be cold this afternoon. Dome team is in trouble.

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Chasing 3 let's goooo

I am posting in this thread about the Chiefs and the Texans

Yeah, that wind is pretty brutal, especially after the couple days of actually decent weather we had.

****OFFICIAL Chiefs vs Texans Divisional Playoff Gameday Thread****
 

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Let’s do this! Traitors, cowards, and losers unite!

That northern wind is a bitch right now. Stay warm all those lucky enough to attend

The ol’ lady started having contractions last evening, told her to hold out until after the game. Will be my first! A girl. Got shot down when I suggested Golden Raye and Patricia Kelce LMAO

Ahh, much better. May the next 6 hours pass swiftly.

You’re a pick me. Nothing else. You do it for attention and it’s big man child energy.

In for rape

Pacheco, Hunt and Perine all well rested could be huge on a day like this.

Congrats my good man. That journey raising a child to adulthood is one of the most soul-rewarding thing you'll ever do. :thumb:

Ha ha ha. I love you!!!!!

#Chiefs.

Let’s scalp these ****s.

Hopefully Wentz gets some garbage time.