Chris Jones
 

I’d argue he’s only about .1% less important than Mahomes to this run. This dude is as much of a diehard as any of us. Anyone disagree?

Mainly this is an appreciation post of what this guy has done and continues to bring.

Him crying on the bench was incredible. My man.

Etching glass murals of Spag's wife with his hardness

Lots of crying, some I didn’t understand. But he is a playmaker

A friend of mine showed me a fun tweet, Chris Jones is such a gigantic human being the cameras couldn't see if Josh got the 1st down or not.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chris Jones head the MVP because there’s a 95% certainty that ball was across the line <a href="https://t.co/jMKx4zPtgB">pic.twitter.com/jMKx4zPtgB</a></p>&mdash; Ballsack Sports (@BallsackSports) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallsackSports/status/1883701875624800418?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 27, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Mount Rushmore Andy Reid, Patrick Mahomes, Chris Jones, Travis Kelce and GM Bart Vlanch is Crazy Horse.

ROFL

My sister's best friend is very good friends with Chris and his agent (moreso the agent), but she hangs out with Chris too.

I told her tonight when her and my sister were on FaceTime after the game that if she ever were to do me a favor for being her best friend's brother, please introduce me to Chris so I can give him the biggest ****ing hug. I absolve that guy.

Anybody that is a draftubator knows I banged the table for him that year. He holds a special place in my heart.

I love this.

I was hard on him a few years ago, but also admit that he deserved the bag. He’s earned every penny. Dude is an absolute legend. I think he’s the best interior lineman in the league, definitively so since AD retired. But I don’t think we give him enough credit for how much he bleeds KC. He wants every win just as much as PM does.

Mahomes
Kelce
Chris Jones
Butker

That's the core and the one's that are about to play in their 5th Chiefs Superbowl!

Is he planning to retire or something? He was crying almost every time I saw him acting like it was his last game at Arrowhead.

Admit it.

You just want to ride that COCK.

Sure felt like it, I agree. Winning three in a row may be bye bye CJ, Trav & Spags /tearedup

Haven't seen this much crying since Dick Vermeil.

Some of it I'm not even sure wtf. Like crying after stuffing the qb sneak play.

Kelce probably playing around with CJ supplements and tossed some estrogen in there.

Is she able to walk after he dicks her down?

CJ was written off as having no motor which probably dropped his draft stock. Not uncommon for a huge DT. A lot of these guys eat their way out of the league. CJ committed to a strict diet and he's stuck with it for years. You can force a guy to show up to practice but this is the type of commitment that creates a champion

It's gonna be exhausting making 4 trips to Canton.

That is hilarious!

I'll eat the biggest crow on him, I talked so much shit about how he didn't have any playoff sacks and I will gladly get shamed for being wrong about him. Love the guy, glad we paid him.

Ball was 100% over the line. Overhead view showed it. One ref properly spotted the ball as a first down walking in, the other shorted it a half yard. Why they went with the short then didn't fix on review? Only Clete, the NFL's fix it man, knows.

In a decade or so, maybe we should just all rent apartments in Canton. It'll be easier than constantly getting hotels.

Get ****ed loser.

Overhead view is what confirmed it was short.

Nice try though...

If they showed an overhead that can prove it then provide the overhead instead of talking about it. I am not even saying that it wasn't over the line, I am just saying that if you are going to make statements about photographic/video evidence then I would think you would post that along with your statement.

better or worse call than the tuck rule?

Chris Jones was a pass rush specialist for the first part of his career. He wasnt disciplined, he just shot out of a cannon.

He was a big part of why our run defense struggled for a while.

He's fixed that and then some.

Canton.

But, but, but, remember a few years back? He ain't worth the $$$. He wants to hijack the Org. He held out and was considered a traitor... the photo of him sitting in the box with two dudes from the Sapranos?

Why are people so worked up about the tears?

The game is emotional and the buildup to this game was like nothing before. The Bills were the "better team" and the Chiefs are playing for immortality.

Of course there were tears. Why wouldn't there be? Emotions run high and people express them in different ways.

****ing boomer cavemen.

He did the exact same thing last year during the playoffs; tears streaming down his face during the anthem. I think our guy lives in the moment, and appreciates every opportunity. He’s married and got like four kids— he probably looks at things from a different viewpoint now.

Right. During the anthem. He was crying ALL GAME though. Or at least it seemed like it.

I hope he's not retiring but I could see it and I'd understand why this is extra emotional for him. But he did say last year we were gonna do it again, guy just puts everything into playing, there's nothing wrong with having an emotional response to greatness

He did just sign a five-year deal so I'd hope he at least sticks it out until Spags is done.

Yeah you’re right I did notice that too. I wouldn’t read into it too much, though.

This is going to sound dumb as shit, and it’s purely anecdotal— but when I was a scrubby scout team player in college, the most emotional guys were ALWAYS the biggest dudes on the team (OL or DL). They took losses the hardest and openly wept during big wins. CJ seems as though he has that gentle giant demeanor.

Just a theory.

Just a theory, sure. But it's a good theory. :thumb:

It keeps his eyes clean so he can see well enough to crush QB's.

jones was crying because he was scared for his opponents lives. he’s a caring guy

he thought about all the people losing money betting against him and it gave him a sad

Did anyone else get the impression ole Clete was having the inner monologue like Geralt where he is just going "****!" because he knew this play was basically calling the game and they really didn't have a clear cut view to call it either way with 100% accuracy? He knew it was going to be the topic of discussion for a lot of people.

Her best friend is probably ****ing 1 of them

You all realize that Chris goes to the sideline and has a squirt bottle for his contacts\eyes right? They caught it on camera last week as he was squirting an eye after a possession. He likely gets dry eyes during the game so he does it throughout when he gets the opportunity.

I'm also sick of the whining about the difference between the 2 officials running in from the sidelines to mark the ball. They act like this is the first time two officials have ever disagreed about the spot. Furthermore, why do they assume that the official from the far side was right? Finally, why do they assume that the officials didn't confer on the spot? There is no way in hell that they marked the spot on that play without talking about it.

Ahh, okay, that makes way more sense LMAO.

I ****ing love Chris Jones

I also noticed another D player had tears flowing as well. Maybe Spags let them know this is it for him and is taking a HC job? Maybe several D players have dry eyes and the eye solution was flowing on Sunday? Who knows

This. On one of the shots, you could see a "teardrop" on the side of his eye, like they missed when they were putting the drops in.

He DOES get emotional at the beginning of games, you can see the tears flowing. But these sideline shots I think are eyedrops.

It appears to me the farside linesman couldn't get a good view of the ball due I think Josh's back is to him.

The other lineman had the better view and was deferred to. Thats my guess anyway.

Dude needs to get some Meibo and be the spokesperson

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Spags would need an offer first, which he doesn't have.

He just wants to win so bad. You have to love it.

My AI skillz are so on this. Thank you for the inspiration.

I like to cry at Chris Jones' crying.

I don't even know if he's crying. I think he just gets really watery eyes when hes out in these elements. Ive definitely noticed it in other games when he's on the sideline.

So glad we renewed his contract. He is as good as it gets as a player, a leader and a class act on top of that.

Raiders 0 post season wins in Allegiant stadium
Chiefs 1 (super bowl) post season win in Allegiant


Eat a dick loser

His stats were ****ing insane last night.

PFF had him at

8 pressures, 6 hurries, and 2 hits

Jones could have been the MVP of last night. He was kicking the shit out of the Bills line.

Cuz Sirianni.

So far I would have to agree. Chris has been amazing this postseason. He's definitely turned it up a notch. Don't remember a dlineman getting this much consistent pressure since Hali.

Much respect to Chris Jones. Def proving me wrong when I was questioning resigning him.

Alot of the draftubators wanted to let Jones walk and re-sign Sneed.

Some of them want to let Bolton walk too. I'll say this wwre about to see the value of Bolton in the super bowl

He's a raider fan. Your post is duplicative.

It always bothers me that they don’t have Chris up to speak on the podium. Like it get it, it’s not a 30 minute Ted talk but give the dude his time to shine. We might have lost SB 58 without him and Mcduffie

I cried when we thought he got injured playing locker room basketball during our first superbowl run. LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Welllll it looks like the CEO of sack nation, Chris Jones, has a new boo! �� happy for the guy! �� <br><br>Via Chris Jones on IG �� <a href="https://t.co/6XxPhcPHIS">pic.twitter.com/6XxPhcPHIS</a></p>&mdash; Lexi (@lexiosborne) <a href="https://twitter.com/lexiosborne/status/1899645814571430300?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 12, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Ain't no pussy like new pussy

I like my Chiefs single.


IYKYK. LMAO

Is that Worthy’s ex?

It's probably more difficult than you'd think for CJ to keep a girl with his massive dong.

There was a guy in my high school with his shit hanging down past his knees in the locker room and the girls couldn't handle it they said.

Chris got himself a Colombia woman.

I hate when I step on my shit while walking.....ROFL

RIP to her vagina.

It’s not often that conceiving the child is more painful than the birth.

He can probably afford a live-in anesthesiologist to administer the epidural though.