It finally happened....
 

After 5 years I've tested positive for covid. ****!

Wear a mask you stupid bitch

let me know if you want to test positive for something else hun

Thoughts and prayers sent

First time I didn't wear a mask in public in years I also haven't gotten the latest Vax SMH!

get ivermectin, simple deal, dont take the vaccine, dont want arguments
ive had it 3 times, im still alive, good luck sir

Ive been trying to get sick for five years. I'm not even sure how to do it. I sit in close proximity to dirty men all the time and can't do it.

Go to Vegas, you'll get covid or crabs

I want to party with you sassy pants! HMU!

You might even get crabs that have COVID. Ask for the girl with the neck tattoo

I know that chick. Bitch gave me anal warts too.

Billay, sorry you’re sick.

Question though. When a big boi is doing serious work on your dick dumpster and you fart, do they consider that a Heef in your community?

Sounds like aids tbh

I honestly thought you finally got laid. Condolences.

Wait. She was doing you anal?

That weren't no chick bro

The gape jelly was past it's expiration date. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

If you die, can I have your Nebraska gear?



(To burn it)

I have been nine times since 2019

You will survive. Get plenty of rest. Ivermectin helps

This can't be stressed enough. I suggest sleeping until at least 11:30 pm Sunday February 9th.

Bwill has been to Vegas 9 times in the past 5 years but will not comment on crab leg buffet or COVID.

Something was gaping but I’m not sure if it was the jelly

Why do you need ivermectin? Covid is a nothingburger now.

Ivermectin doesn’t work, don’t listen to these rubes. Antifreeze is the best medicine to cure Covaids. I’d recommend drinking about 2 cups every 30 minutes until the pain subsides. Or you can boof it using a turkey baster, which is probably your preferred method.

Why would anyone take a test ever? It's a cold. Rest, stay away from non sick people, get better, go back to work. Holy shit people. Have we learned nothing?

This is true. I gave some to my neighbor’s annoying cats and they never got covid again.

Be careful, she will leave you as soon a he splits her roast beef. He will give her hope and you’ll be solo.

fitting it is in an election year.

Just remember, the ventilator tubing goes in your mouth, not the other end

This thread delivered.

:clap:

Easy day for nurses putting that vent tube down with his ole gag reflex being non-existant

Ribbed for his pleasure

Traitor! Coward! Loser! Wait what are we complaining about?

Yeah, I never understood the test thing either. It just puts more money in the pocket of the test making company. It doesn't change anything because there's still pretty much nothing you can do but wait a few days.

Technically true! If you kill the host then you kill the virus!

****ing COVID thread

And here I thought Billay finally got 3 dicks in his ass at one time or something.

Three-peter

The stars are aligned

I think he got triple penetrated, before he got triple vaxxed!

Didn't buy it they give them away for free at the library

How long before I can lift again?

Well no wonder. Ya it'll be positive.

The way you believe in this shit, forever

You can read?

I only take all natural supplements and homeopathic remedies to recover from COVID. AIDS tree oil is the best thing you can take.

Yeah im much smarter than some dental hygienist who lives in the boonies and gets into fights at little league games. Wear your mask idiot

Jump in too fast you could get long covid

He's a "scientist."
Just ask him -he'll tell you.

If you don't die, I hope you end up realizing how much of scam COVID is/was.

Well you can make up some stupid shit about "long covid" and you never have to lift again!

and how in the hell have you not had it for 5 years? It's everywhere....it's basically a cold.

I had all the vaccines and wore a mask & gloves everywhere I went

Does this have anything to do with that fat rapper chick that couldn't fit in the LYFT?

Once you got back in your ranger Madonna came on the radio singing papa don’t preach bill’s gonna keep his baby. You better hit them weights now while you can. Your gonna be bitching about sore tits and chewed up nipples in your CP threads before you know it

You weak-gened little girl boy

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You can’t stay Bill. The Butthole baby Bill is going to pass sending babies and their parents to Greenland to mine lithium ion chips for our electronics

I have never had it

I’ve never had it, never had any symptom that could have remotely been COVID. Everyone else in my household got it at one time or another. I go to Vegas every year for the CES show with 200K people crammed into tight spaces, go to the gym, even though retired now I trained a lot of Jiu-jitsu during the COVID era and rolled with several people that had it when I was training with them in close proximity. Although I still get a cold once a year or so. My sister, who is overweight and anti-vaxxer almost died from COVID so maybe I am just lucky or a super-mutant or whatever.

Every time he farts it qualifies as a super spreader event in more ways than one. He can paint your living room ceiling with just two farts and a half gallon of paint

You would need to take a benadryl if u ever inhaled my asshole dust

I think I’m going to take your word for it

I hate people so I still stand at least six feet away from them.

~20% of people who catch Covid are asymptomatic, just like the flu... which is why "bUt I nEvEr GeT tHe FlU" is such a reeruned excuse for not getting a flu shot.

Flu shot...meh. i never get sick.

Have you tried Biktarvy?

I’ve certainly been exposed to the virus multiple times but I also tested each of those times and never tested positive. I don’t rule out that possibility but I may just be lucky

Snort that shit, Yo!

Don't have coviditis but my kids gave me some ruthless virus. Cough is worse than anything I've had in years. God speed to anybody that's got this horseshit.

Well shit, that's why I have trouble breathing, and my ass hurts.

If you're hip to it, then do it

If you’d have paid attention in 2020 you might have recalled you’d have been safer taking back shots instead of gazing into the eyes of that super spreader

Had a customer call me today. Has what he thought was a cold. Been sick since Christmas. Now has Pneumonia. I could hardly understand him. said he slept 13 hours yesterday.

Billay : “Wear a mask, dummy”

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Timbers my semen now has the antibodies if you need so I'll donate for free

Little cross humor with Bearcats post.

OK, but why test? What changes if you know it's Covid? Nothing. If you are sick, stay away from people who aren't until you are no longer sick. No test is necessary.

Billay what's been more difficult to beat, COVID or AIDS?

1 million American citizens died. Thought I’d inject a fact into an opinion based thread.

:LOL:

They died with it in their body.

It was almost never the primary cause.